~Breathe~
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Ladybird said:But why would you plug into a computer?
Surely it's better to be spread comfortably on ones bed?
One in the bedroom, one in the bathroom and one at the PC

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Ladybird said:But why would you plug into a computer?
Surely it's better to be spread comfortably on ones bed?

t202 said:Hi Guys!
I assume that Saturday was fun judging by the amount of vegetable innuendo flying around!
Ahhhhhhh................~Breathe~ said:One in the bedroom, one in the bathroom and one at the PC![]()

Always conspiring, LBLadybird said:But why would you plug into a computer?
Surely it's better to be spread comfortably on ones bed?
.uh huh..oz187 said:Always conspiring, LB.
Ladybird said:Ahhhhhhh................![]()
It was well past midnight by then... but the girl was heading for the home of her boyfriend!t202 said:... and did the taxi turn into a pumpkin at midnight .... that would have confused the girl ... or made for a threesome!
Bloody hell! What are you intending to fill?~Breathe~ said:One in the bedroom, one in the bathroom and one at the PC![]()

~Breathe~ said:Hey T202! Hows things?
Ladybird said:It was well past midnight by then... but the girl was heading for the home of her boyfriend!
Btw.. she was just 22!

Ladybird said:It was well past midnight by then... but the girl was heading for the home of her boyfriend!
Btw.. she was just 22!
Anything that might need it honey!oz187 said:Bloody hell! What are you intending to fill?![]()
Tall, slim, blonde and leggy......... gorgeous!~Breathe~ said:a 22 year old Swede?
I'm thinking a very wrinkly one at that age!![]()
Pumpkin was nestled very comfortably on the Swede's lap.... contentedly even.t202 said:Did she get there?
Was pumpkin driving?
The (vegetable) plot thickens!
~Breathe~ said:Oh baby - I'm sorry, please don't go![]()
Ladybird said:Tall, slim, blonde and leggy......... gorgeous!
It was her birthday, so I gave her a very special birthday present... a pumpkin.
Once her initial surprise had settled, she was thrilled. Last i saw her she was riding away in a taxi, waving pumpkin at us.
Lol. Might need it?~Breathe~ said:Anything that might need it honey!
Yes. I'm thinking there could be a little cross breeding going on.t202 said:Ah I see .. it all makes sense now! Who knows what became of the poor vegetable (the pumpkin, not the swede .... mind you if you know where the Swede is......).
Oh LB! Now I mustn't lower myself to allow Pumpkin my mercy - and Picacho was on his way over, via any pub he could find with Pumpkin in the back of the ute!Ladybird said:Pumpkin was nestled very comfortably on the Swede's lap.... contentedly even.
Ladybird said:Pumpkin........ before he got too seedy.
Oh such a spunky little devilLadybird said:Pumpkin........ before he got too seedy.
I'm sure he has more pumpkins.... of purer heart and mind!~Breathe~ said:Oh LB! Now I mustn't lower myself to allow Pumpkin my mercy - and Picacho was on his way over, via any pub he could find with Pumpkin in the back of the ute!