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Ladybird said:
But why would you plug into a computer?

Surely it's better to be spread comfortably on ones bed?

One in the bedroom, one in the bathroom and one at the PC :D
 
... and did the taxi turn into a pumpkin at midnight .... that would have confused the girl ... or made for a threesome!
 
t202 said:
... and did the taxi turn into a pumpkin at midnight .... that would have confused the girl ... or made for a threesome!
It was well past midnight by then... but the girl was heading for the home of her boyfriend!

Btw.. she was just 22!
 
Ladybird said:
It was well past midnight by then... but the girl was heading for the home of her boyfriend!

Btw.. she was just 22!
:confused: a 22 year old Swede?
I'm thinking a very wrinkly one at that age! :D
 
Ladybird said:
It was well past midnight by then... but the girl was heading for the home of her boyfriend!

Btw.. she was just 22!

Did she get there?
Was pumpkin driving?
The (vegetable) plot thickens!
 
~Breathe~ said:
:confused: a 22 year old Swede?
I'm thinking a very wrinkly one at that age! :D
Tall, slim, blonde and leggy......... gorgeous!

It was her birthday, so I gave her a very special birthday present... a pumpkin.

Once her initial surprise had settled, she was thrilled. Last i saw her she was riding away in a taxi, waving pumpkin at us.
 
t202 said:
Did she get there?
Was pumpkin driving?
The (vegetable) plot thickens!
Pumpkin was nestled very comfortably on the Swede's lap.... contentedly even.
 
~Breathe~ said:
Oh baby - I'm sorry, please don't go :kiss:

It's too late now.... You're getting turned on by your technology, I see how it is! Natural just isn't good enough for you anymore!
 
Ladybird said:
Tall, slim, blonde and leggy......... gorgeous!

It was her birthday, so I gave her a very special birthday present... a pumpkin.

Once her initial surprise had settled, she was thrilled. Last i saw her she was riding away in a taxi, waving pumpkin at us.

Ah I see .. it all makes sense now! Who knows what became of the poor vegetable (the pumpkin, not the swede .... mind you if you know where the Swede is......).
 
t202 said:
Ah I see .. it all makes sense now! Who knows what became of the poor vegetable (the pumpkin, not the swede .... mind you if you know where the Swede is......).
Yes. I'm thinking there could be a little cross breeding going on.

A Pumpswede perhaps?
 
Ladybird said:
Pumpkin was nestled very comfortably on the Swede's lap.... contentedly even.
Oh LB! Now I mustn't lower myself to allow Pumpkin my mercy - and Picacho was on his way over, via any pub he could find with Pumpkin in the back of the ute!
 
Here's the phone sex photo, for a limited time....

It was great phone sex, wasn't it Breathe?
 
~Breathe~ said:
Oh LB! Now I mustn't lower myself to allow Pumpkin my mercy - and Picacho was on his way over, via any pub he could find with Pumpkin in the back of the ute!
I'm sure he has more pumpkins.... of purer heart and mind!

Watch out for him, he won't be long, there aren't too many pubs between you are there....
 
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