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[warrior queen]

excuse me...its my bus in this fantasy and the only free loaders I plan to let join me are single females.....you no longer qualify WQ

i am crushed.
trully, deeply wounded.
my life is over *dramatic arm-sweep across forehead*

that bus will never be the same without me on it, you know that!

 

[oz187]

A tour bus, eh?

 

[Eye of Horus]

oh, but for those of us that love to taste....
it would be a shame to just let it all run onto the lawn

beat you to that one..

man talk about in tune

 

[nostress]

Jesus man what is wrong with you....Australia is in the middle of a drought.....Can you imagine a better way to water the lawn and still save water!!!!

I am not sure if I would want to use the trampoline method to water the vegetables though

 

[bertrande]

I know I act like a child at times but I am over 18, got a new licence tonight to prove it

you got a new licence....was this before or after your dirty text made me choke on my dinner

I only choked cause I couldn't be part of it

 

[warrior queen]

.only don gets away with it and I am dammed if I know why I put up with it from him....

that's because for some reason the don intrigues us female-types.....
and only LB knows the real man behind the av...... dammit

 

[geronimo_appleby]

sweetheart you may be the love of Wq's life..but if you call me berty again I will come to saudi arabia and render you incapable of ever making love again....it is the name of my mother in law's whippet........and I don't care to share it..


You may call me Miss B or B or even Sandra......but not berty...only don gets away with it and I am dammed if I know why I put up with it from him....but if we are gonna be friends we best sort this out....

ho ho ho... i can see your face during this tirade. i would be scared if i were him... in fact i am scared and i'm even further away than saudi!

 

[Eye of Horus]

Yes there are!!!!!


You may live 100's of klm's away from your loved one...but knowing you have her to come home to is a damm sight better than knowing you have no one to come home to.

100's of klm's I could handle....
10000 is a bit of a barrier..

 

[warrior queen]

I am not sure if I would want to use the trampoline method to water the vegetables though

arrrrgggghhhhh!!!
i just had a vision of the origins of that magnificently huge zucchini..... thank GOD i haven't been able to bring myself to eat it!

 

[Eye of Horus]

I am not sure if I would want to use the trampoline method to water the vegetables though

wouldnt need salt...

 

[bertrande]

Your bald.

not where it counts

 

[nostress]

A tour bus, eh?

keep an eye out for us we are bound to be in your area..we have to pick up LB

 

[warrior queen]

ho ho ho... i can see your face during this tirade. i would be scared if i were him... in fact i am scared and i'm even further away than saudi!

hi geronimo

how's your side of the planet?

 

[oz187]

keep an eye out for us we are bound to be in your area..we have to pick up LB

Righto, will do. I might feel like the odd one out though.

 

[bertrande]

actually no, i couldnt...

watering the lawn...
fuck woman..what are you thinking..
swim first, then water the grass after....

ok ok i got it.....so long as the lawn gets a water

 

[Eye of Horus]

sweetheart you may be the love of Wq's life..but if you call me berty again I will come to saudi arabia and render you incapable of ever making love again....it is the name of my mother in law's whippet........and I don't care to share it..


You may call me Miss B or B or even Sandra......but not berty...only don gets away with it and I am dammed if I know why I put up with it from him....but if we are gonna be friends we best sort this out....

man they where right...

runs away yelping...

apology accepted.

 

[warrior queen]

keep an eye out for us we are bound to be in your area..we have to pick up LB

phooey

 

[nostress]

ho ho ho... i can see your face during this tirade. i would be scared if i were him... in fact i am scared and i'm even further away than saudi!

Hi Geronimo. I see you made it safely back to your half of the world, I hope all is well with you and your lovely wife

 

[Orlanth]

and your the one that has me tearing my hair out

Because you miss me.

Just a not, this is not a valentines post!

 

[Eye of Horus]

ho ho ho... i can see your face during this tirade. i would be scared if i were him... in fact i am scared and i'm even further away than saudi!

ha ha ha...sorry no fear here...

not whilst i am whole...

 

[nostress]

Righto, will do. I might feel like the odd one out though.

Im sure there will be something for you to do on the bus

 

[geronimo_appleby]

hi geronimo

how's your side of the planet?

cold, but brightening. six nations rugby to look forward to at least.

 

[bertrande]

ho ho ho... i can see your face during this tirade. i would be scared if i were him... in fact i am scared and i'm even further away than saudi!

lol yeah right.....you know just how soft I really am.........

 

[warrior queen]

Just a not, this is not a valentines post!

the fact that you had to point that out says volumes!

 

[nostress]

not where it counts

but you are