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[oz187]

How right you are!!!

Aye. It's a common problem, though.

 

[warrior queen]

how about a small wading pool underneath...

oh oh.. better shut up now....

nooooooooo.... i wouldn't have said shut up.....
actually, i want you to expand the topic, just a little!

 

[bertrande]

hey bertrande..

know the feeling ... only too well...

but lucky for me there are actually some really lovely people out there....

Yes there are!!!!!


You may live 100's of klm's away from your loved one...but knowing you have her to come home to is a damm sight better than knowing you have no one to come home to.

 

[warrior queen]

Yep this time I am gonna fly into hobart and out of devonport or vice versa....and I am limiting my visiting to my nan, my cousin and you.....and maybe a friend or 6

rofl - i have a reasonable size place where you can hang with your friends.... not many chairs tho! lol

 

[Eye of Horus]

they can be carried upsdie down on the roof of most cars

man the fuckin thing would be stuck to the roof at the very next *pitstop*...

 

[nostress]

install one in the back of a chevy suburban or something... take the whole rear out on raise the roof about , what maybe 10-12 feet...(double bouncers are a bitch)..

that way you get aircon/heating/soundproofing/weatherproofing/privacy....

why stop there... full size coach would be better room for trampoline, spa, bar and a kick ass sound/ DVD system with enough room left over for 10 of your closest friends
then you could just orgy your way around OZ

 

[bertrande]

and if I bounced high enough I could wave to your parents.....do you think they would notice if we hung sound proof curtains around it

I do have six foot fences, but I would be more worried about the dog licking your butt than my parents interupting

 

[warrior queen]

rofl - i have a reasonable size place where you can hang with your friends.... not many chairs tho! lol

and i am less than a block away from the ellimatta pub

 

[Eye of Horus]

why stop there... full size coach would be better room for trampoline, spa, bar and a kick ass sound/ DVD system with enough room left over for 10 of your closest friends
then you could just orgy your way around OZ

man imagine the friends i would have...

 

[warrior queen]

why stop there... full size coach would be better room for trampoline, spa, bar and a kick ass sound/ DVD system with enough room left over for 10 of your closest friends
then you could just orgy your way around OZ

now we're beginning to talk the right language!
gotta love how this place brings out the deviant behaviour of the best of us!

 

[Orlanth]

The get togthers I go to need to be under-cover.

I am on meds that slow my heart beat, thin my blood and there is a big warning on the package telling me not to have long sun exposer or use a ray lamp.

No hope of swimming now.

 

[nostress]

I do have six foot fences

that works, so long as we kept quiet.....well not to quiet we are both over 18 and allowed to do as we please

 

[warrior queen]

man imagine the friends i would have...

hhmmmmm.....
we, white man...... WE!

 

[bertrande]

that works, so long as we kept quiet.....well not to quiet we are both over 18 and allowed to do as we please

what!!! you are over 18..

 

[nostress]

The get togthers I go to need to be under-cover.

I am on meds that slow my heart beat, thin my blood and there is a big warning on the package telling me not to have long sun exposer or use a ray lamp.

No hope of swimming now.

I am a red head, I have had 47 years of keeping out of the sun.
love the water but cant go to the beach unless I jam my self in one of those tiny sun shades or drown my self in sun screen every two hours.

 

[Orlanth]

I am a red head, I have had 47 years of keeping out of the sun.
love the water but cant go to the beach unless I jam my self in one of those tiny sun shades or drown my self in sun screen every two hours.

Your bald.

 

[bertrande]

how about a small wading pool underneath...

oh oh.. better shut up now....

Jesus man what is wrong with you....Australia is in the middle of a drought.....Can you imagine a better way to water the lawn and still save water!!!!

 

[Eye of Horus]

what!!! you are over 18..

only physically berty... only physically...

as most of us blokes are ...

 

[nostress]

what!!! you are over 18..

I know I act like a child at times but I am over 18, got a new licence tonight to prove it

 

[nostress]

hhmmmmm.....
we, white man...... WE!

excuse me...its my bus in this fantasy and the only free loaders I plan to let join me are single females.....you no longer qualify WQ

 

[Eye of Horus]

Jesus man what is wrong with you....Australia is in the middle of a drought.....Can you imagine a better way to water the lawn and still save water!!!!

actually no, i couldnt...

watering the lawn...
fuck woman..what are you thinking..
swim first, then water the grass after....

 

[warrior queen]

Jesus man what is wrong with you....Australia is in the middle of a drought.....Can you imagine a better way to water the lawn and still save water!!!!

oh, but for those of us that love to taste....
it would be a shame to just let it all run onto the lawn

 

[nostress]

Your bald.

and your the one that has me tearing my hair out

 

[Eye of Horus]

excuse me...its my bus in this fantasy and the only free loaders I plan to let join me are single females.....you no longer qualify WQ

ha ha ha ha...

grin

for some reason that makes me feel even better...

 

[bertrande]

only physically berty... only physically...

as most of us blokes are ...

sweetheart you may be the love of Wq's life..but if you call me berty again I will come to saudi arabia and render you incapable of ever making love again....it is the name of my mother in law's whippet........and I don't care to share it..


You may call me Miss B or B or even Sandra......but not berty...only don gets away with it and I am dammed if I know why I put up with it from him....but if we are gonna be friends we best sort this out....