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[Eye of Horus]

I would never of been game enough to say that but I cant stop laughing about it

me too trev..

the more i read it the funnier it gets...

amazing what the subconscious can bring up hey...

 

[warrior queen]

doh..

you are so bloody distracting... i keep posting and then losing where i am...

cant bloody keep up with you lot fuck..

this is saudi arabia...land of the camel...my connection sometimes gets up to 9kbs.. if i am lucky..

so, the camel IS able to walk backwards after all?!

 

[oz187]

She is ok thanks...I am ok - a little sad and lonely but ok......

Hello to all you wonderful people

Lonely is no good.

 

[bertrande]

yes, very possible
but not this summer - we've barely had one, and now it's almost autumn!

much as i love this place tho - i would leave in a second to be with him.....
no question at all.

I can understand this......I love my place of birth...but will most likely never live there again

 

[Eye of Horus]

She is ok thanks...I am ok - a little sad and lonely but ok......

Hello to all you wonderful people

hey bertrande..

know the feeling ... only too well...

but lucky for me there are actually some really lovely people out there....

 

[bertrande]

I'll let you know if it is ok mid winter in tassie....

once it starts nothing exists anyway... just one...

I am born an bred in Tassie.......I have made love outdoors in all kinds of weather......it is possible in any season in tassie.....trust me on this..

 

[warrior queen]

I can understand this......I love my place of birth...but will most likely ever liver there again

s'ok, you can come visit me!
oh... that's right... you will be!

 

[bertrande]

I might have to check Ebay for a trampoline

Surely you have noticed the one in my back yard

 

[warrior queen]

I am born an bred in Tassie.......I have made love outdoors in all kinds of weather......it is possible in any season in tassie.....trust me on this..

mmmmmmmmmmmmm....... outdoor love

 

[Eye of Horus]

s'ok, you can come visit me!
oh... that's right... you will be!

Bugger

 

[nostress]

Surely you have noticed the one in my back yard

and if I bounced high enough I could wave to your parents.....do you think they would notice if we hung sound proof curtains around it

 

[warrior queen]

Surely you have noticed the one in my back yard

it occurs to me that what's needed is a 'mobile unit'.
something you can tow from one location to the next!

 

[Eye of Horus]

mmmmmmmmmmmmm....... outdoor love

ok...... where abouts???

actually just here would be fine

 

[warrior queen]

and if I bounced high enough I could wave to your parents.....do you think they would notice if we hung sound proof curtains around it

*adds sound-proof curtains to the list of requirements to toyworld....

 

[Eye of Horus]

it occurs to me that what's needed is a 'mobile unit'.
something you can tow from one location to the next!

isn't that called a car.

 

[warrior queen]

ok...... where abouts???

actually just here would be fine

nope, just here

 

[warrior queen]

isn't that called a car.

rofl - i meant to take the trampoline along with you!
needs wheels and a hitch at the very least! and i'm not sure where you'd put the lights....?

 

[Eye of Horus]

*adds sound-proof curtains to the list of requirements to toyworld....

how about a small wading pool underneath...

oh oh.. better shut up now....

 

[Orlanth]

Chris (a Kiwi) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

 

[bertrande]

s'ok, you can come visit me!
oh... that's right... you will be!

Yep this time I am gonna fly into hobart and out of devonport or vice versa....and I am limiting my visiting to my nan, my cousin and you.....and maybe a friend or 6

 

[oz187]

rofl - i meant to take the trampoline along with you!
needs wheels and a hitch at the very least! and i'm not sure where you'd put the lights....?

The problem is the little kiddy ones suck and the big ones would be hard to transport, as you said. I suppose a custom built one would work.

 

[nostress]

rofl - i meant to take the trampoline along with you!
needs wheels and a hitch at the very least! and i'm not sure where you'd put the lights....?

they can be carried upsdie down on the roof of most cars

 

[bertrande]

Lonely is no good.

How right you are!!!

 

[Eye of Horus]

rofl - i meant to take the trampoline along with you!
needs wheels and a hitch at the very least! and i'm not sure where you'd put the lights....?

install one in the back of a chevy suburban or something... take the whole rear out on raise the roof about , what maybe 10-12 feet...(double bouncers are a bitch)..

that way you get aircon/heating/soundproofing/weatherproofing/privacy....

 

[nostress]

Chris (a Kiwi) walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says:

"Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."

His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's
a sheep, you idiot."

The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."

thats a classic, cracked me up