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[Gil_T2]

Jesus!

Would you have a talk with my hubby. I think he needs lots of advice.

That is sad to hear have you refered him to Mr G's fantastic thread? I was lucky to have had a wonderful lady who showed me how to please a lady & from the bits I've read on that thread it's similar to what I learnt.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=70892

 

[witch_fire]

That is sad to hear have you refered him to Mr G's fantastic thread? I was lucky to have had a wonderful lady who showed me how to please a lady & from the bits I've read on that thread it's similar to what I learnt.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=70892

Thanks Gil, i'll refer him to that as soon as he gets home.

 

[Gil_T2]

Thanks Gil, i'll refer him to that as soon as he gets home.

Oh please read & explore your self too, any questions or ideas just ask on the thread.

 

[witch_fire]

Oh please read & explore your self too, any questions or ideas just ask on the thread.

I will, although i don't need as much help as hubby.

 

[Don K Dyck]

Thanks Gil, i'll refer him to that as soon as he gets home.

heheheheheheh . . . . just the thread for a sexational Christmas . . .

Merry Christmas everyone!!

May the New Year bring you everything that you hope for . . .

. . . and more than you deserve!!

 

[witch_fire]

heheheheheheh . . . . just the thread for a sexational Christmas . . .

Merry Christmas everyone!!

May the New Year bring you everything that you hope for . . .

. . . and more than you deserve!!

Definately.

Merry Christmas to you, Don.

 

[Gil_T2]

heheheheheheh . . . . just the thread for a sexational Christmas . . .

Merry Christmas everyone!!

May the New Year bring you everything that you hope for . . .

. . . and more than you deserve!!

Hey DON amazing how you appear when Mr G's thread gets a mention.

 

[Gil_T2]

I will, although i don't need as much help as hubby.

But we are mere males so it's not all our fault & it's a known fact that when the little head has the blood the big head fails to operate.

 

[witch_fire]

But we are mere males so it's not all our fault & it's a known fact that when the little head has the blood the big head fails to operate.

I had noticed that.

 

[Cadoras]

But we are mere males so it's not all our fault & it's a known fact that when the little head has the blood the big head fails to operate.

Which means there are rare times when the big head does actually operate....

 

[Gil_T2]

Which means there are rare times when the big head does actually operate....

It's a loverly day today here in Sydney....bit windy though.

 

[Gil_T2]

I had noticed that.

God I love red cordial

 

[witch_fire]

It's a loverly day today here in Sydney....bit windy though.

It's the wind that makes it loverly. Keeps the heat at bay.

 

[witch_fire]

God I love red cordial

Feeling a bit hyper, Gil?

 

[Cadoras]

It's a loverly day today here in Sydney....bit windy though.

The wind's not so bad Got any plans for today Gil?

 

[OzDave]

Hi all you good people. I've just been giggling at this:

A US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter.
"I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn't go too well", he sighed.
"What happened?", his buddy asked.
"Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on and we all hooked up to the jump line. We shuffled to the door and when it was my turn, I just froze. I couldn't jump."
"What happened then?", his buddy asked, concerned.
"Well the jump sargeant started yelling at me. He said, Boy, if you don't jump right now, I'm going to shove my fist up your ass!"
"Did you jump?"
"Well, a little at first"

 

[Gil_T2]

The wind's not so bad Got any plans for today Gil?

I'm thinking BANDIT will need a nanna nap so might join her so she does get a good nap after i get back up that is.

We are both about to head out into the real life thingie for a while.

 

[witch_fire]

Hi all you good people. I've just been giggling at this:

A US Army soldier sat in a bar with his head in his hands having just finished his first day of Airborne training. His buddy sat down on the stool next to him and asked him what was the matter.
"I just finished my first day in Airborne training and it didn't go too well", he sighed.
"What happened?", his buddy asked.
"Well, we got over the jump zone, the green light came on and we all hooked up to the jump line. We shuffled to the door and when it was my turn, I just froze. I couldn't jump."
"What happened then?", his buddy asked, concerned.
"Well the jump sargeant started yelling at me. He said, Boy, if you don't jump right now, I'm going to shove my fist up your ass!"
"Did you jump?"
"Well, a little at first"

LOL. I like that.

 

[witch_fire]

I'm thinking BANDIT will need a nanna nap so might join her so she does get a good nap after i get back up that is.

We are both about to head out into the real life thingie for a while.

See ya, Gil. Have fun.

 

[Cadoras]

I'm thinking BANDIT will need a nanna nap so might join her so she does get a good nap after i get back up that is.

We are both about to head out into the real life thingie for a while.

Bye Gil

 

[OzDave]

G'day Witchy, Cad, Don if you're still around.

 

[OzDave]

One more:


A man finds that he is unable to perform, after several years of
married life. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. So the doctor refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."

He throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with
billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year.

All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise and be firm for
as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want
to continue?"

"All you or your partner has to say is '1234,' and it will go
down." But be warned: "It will not work again for another year."

The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to surprise his
wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion.

After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123,"
and suddenly he gets a enormous erection (hardest for years) just
as the witch doctor said.

His wife, who was facing the other way, turns over and says, "What
did you say '123' for?"

 

[witch_fire]

One more:


A man finds that he is unable to perform, after several years of
married life. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. So the doctor refers him to a witch doctor.

The witch doctor says, "I can cure this."

He throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash with
billowing blue smoke. Then he says, "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year.

All you have to do is say '123,' and it shall rise and be firm for
as long as you wish!"

The guy then asks, "What happens when it's over, and I don't want
to continue?"

"All you or your partner has to say is '1234,' and it will go
down." But be warned: "It will not work again for another year."

The guy goes home, and that night he is ready to surprise his
wife. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic shaving lotion.

After he gets into bed and is lying next to her, he says, "123,"
and suddenly he gets a enormous erection (hardest for years) just
as the witch doctor said.

His wife, who was facing the other way, turns over and says, "What
did you say '123' for?"

LMHO, Typical woman.

 

[Cadoras]

G'day Witchy, Cad, Don if you're still around.

Hey OzDave

 

[OzDave]

I like to hear a lady laughing. Glad you liked 'em witchy.