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tonymo2000
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just kidding!
xxx
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AzureSky
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oh you guys are terrible...~little soft pinches on the bum for both of you~....I'm usually quite a capable sewer..BUT...these are driving me nuts and I'm in such a pickle here...
Glad the message made sense Tony
Duckie i hope you meant blind in a good way...lmao
Hey you feeling a bit better sweetie pie
Glad the message made sense Tony
Duckie i hope you meant blind in a good way...lmao
Hey you feeling a bit better sweetie pie
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LB, I'm sorry.http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/bluesad.gif
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AzureSky said:these are driving me nuts and I'm in such a pickle here...
Duckie i hope you meant blind in a good way...lmao
hmmm you have a sterring wheel on your groin? but then i did not know you had nuts?
of course i meant a good way.
ummm if by better you mean have i started throwing up, then yes i am much better http://www.egri.co.uk/smileys/puke.gif
LovetoGiveRoses
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Hello all. Hugs and Kisses AZ and LB...is Cherry still around??? Hugs and kisses to you too if you're still here. ^^55's gentlemen.
I'm still slogging through work, yuck. But, I need a break and thought I'd drop in to say hi. Saw the frown upstairs there LB, looks like you've turned it into a smile. I like it when you smile, it's much more fun.
What was that I saw about you dropping the Duck for a moment QD? I thought you'd had it surgically attached so that you could ride the ceiling fan with no worries.
Henry, I pay $35 mo for unlimited broadband (300k/sec). It's pretty quick. Damm computer's unstable though and I don't know how to fix it. Keeps crashing.. memory seems to be problematic.
Hello Tony, how's the baby doing today? Finding any good prospects for a new job?
Aram...I'm from the extreme north western reaches of Australia ..... just outside of Washington DC. (I am on the Aussie Thread after all).
I'm still slogging through work, yuck. But, I need a break and thought I'd drop in to say hi. Saw the frown upstairs there LB, looks like you've turned it into a smile. I like it when you smile, it's much more fun.
What was that I saw about you dropping the Duck for a moment QD? I thought you'd had it surgically attached so that you could ride the ceiling fan with no worries.
Henry, I pay $35 mo for unlimited broadband (300k/sec). It's pretty quick. Damm computer's unstable though and I don't know how to fix it. Keeps crashing.. memory seems to be problematic.
Hello Tony, how's the baby doing today? Finding any good prospects for a new job?
Aram...I'm from the extreme north western reaches of Australia ..... just outside of Washington DC. (I am on the Aussie Thread after all).
aramera
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Thank you
Thanks to all of you who have welcomed me to the thread.
The three important things in life are
Good food...... Makes for good health
Good bed ........ Makes for rest
Good sex partner...... Makes for all other things that
are good, Happiness, Settled, Satisfaction etc.
Tell me what makes others happy ????????
other than SEX SEX and more SEX.
Thanks to all of you who have welcomed me to the thread. The three important things in life areGood food...... Makes for good health
Good bed ........ Makes for rest
Good sex partner...... Makes for all other things that
are good, Happiness, Settled, Satisfaction etc.
Tell me what makes others happy ????????other than SEX SEX and more SEX.
LovetoGiveRoses
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A sense of accomplishment. A good book or poem. Bringing a smile to a lady's face...I also like Yummmy things quite a bit. There's always a good kick on a football.
tonymo2000
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If being terrible gets me a pinch on the bum, I'm going to do it more often! (he says wiggling back in hopes of another)
But what do I have to do to get a kiss on the cheek? Start World War III?
There were a lot of goddesses in mythology who were so beautiful that bad things happened to any one who looked on them.
They either fell in love, went crazy, turned to stone (even medusa - who is portrayed as ugly in most modern films - was really stunningly beautiful as a young woman, and had an ugly mask/and or was portrayed as an old crone when Perseus bumped her off - so I'm sure QD meant "you're beauty will send them blind". A qiuck quote from the Perseus Encyclopaedia re Medusa:-
She symbolizes the following:
Sovereign female wisdom. The female mysteries. All the forces of the primordial Great Goddess: The Cycles of Time as past, present and future. The Cycles of Nature as life, death and rebirth. She is universal Creativity and Destruction in eternal Transformation. She is the Guardian of the Thresholds and the Mediatrix between the Realms of heaven, earth and the underworld. She is Mistress of the Beasts. Latent and Active energy.
Connection to the earth. The union of heaven and earth. She destroys in order to recreate balance. She purifies.
She is the ultimate truth of reality, the wholeness beyond duality. She rips away our mortal illusions. Forbidden yet liberating wisdom. The untamable forces of nature. As a young and beautiful woman she is fertility and life. As crone she consumes by devouring all on the earth plane. Through death we must return to the source, the abyss of transformation, the timeless realm. We must yield to her and her terms of mortality. She reflects a culture in harmony with nature.
But what do I have to do to get a kiss on the cheek? Start World War III?
There were a lot of goddesses in mythology who were so beautiful that bad things happened to any one who looked on them.
They either fell in love, went crazy, turned to stone (even medusa - who is portrayed as ugly in most modern films - was really stunningly beautiful as a young woman, and had an ugly mask/and or was portrayed as an old crone when Perseus bumped her off - so I'm sure QD meant "you're beauty will send them blind". A qiuck quote from the Perseus Encyclopaedia re Medusa:-
She symbolizes the following:
Sovereign female wisdom. The female mysteries. All the forces of the primordial Great Goddess: The Cycles of Time as past, present and future. The Cycles of Nature as life, death and rebirth. She is universal Creativity and Destruction in eternal Transformation. She is the Guardian of the Thresholds and the Mediatrix between the Realms of heaven, earth and the underworld. She is Mistress of the Beasts. Latent and Active energy.
Connection to the earth. The union of heaven and earth. She destroys in order to recreate balance. She purifies.
She is the ultimate truth of reality, the wholeness beyond duality. She rips away our mortal illusions. Forbidden yet liberating wisdom. The untamable forces of nature. As a young and beautiful woman she is fertility and life. As crone she consumes by devouring all on the earth plane. Through death we must return to the source, the abyss of transformation, the timeless realm. We must yield to her and her terms of mortality. She reflects a culture in harmony with nature.
Ladybird
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Re: got it
Ohhhhhh Tony baby..I hate to think of you feeling neglected,
if I was to do this...http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/PrincessJoanne/tongue.gif
... would you feel any better?
tonymo2000 said:
Ohhhhhh Tony baby..I hate to think of you feeling neglected,
if I was to do this...http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/PrincessJoanne/tongue.gif
... would you feel any better?
Ladybird
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OK....
Must be my turn to post a joke...
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh and said,"Mum, I have something to tell you - I'm gay".
His mother made no reply or gave any response and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay. Doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men? "The guy said nervously,"Uh yeah Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!!!!!"
Must be my turn to post a joke...
A gay man, finally deciding he could no longer hide his sexuality from his parents, went over to their house and found his mother in the kitchen cooking dinner.
He sat down at the kitchen table, let out a big sigh and said,"Mum, I have something to tell you - I'm gay".
His mother made no reply or gave any response and the guy was about to repeat it to make sure she'd heard him, when she turned away from the pot she was stirring and said calmly, "You're gay. Doesn't that mean you have oral sex with other men? "The guy said nervously,"Uh yeah Mum, that's right."
His mother went back to stirring the pot then suddenly whirled around and WHACKED him over the head with her spoon and said, "Don't you EVER complain about the taste of my cooking again!!!!!"
tonymo2000
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much better
He says stretching back to offer more tongue space, in hope that you'll continue. I only have tuna fish today - but it does have a tomatoe and onion sauce.
HI LTGR
My son is doing great
at home with mum at the moment
every call I make, she gets grumpier - he's a bit trying today as he's been crying all morning. perhaps got over tired with all the attention yesterday
What makes me happy:-
* Experiencing wonderful new things. That's travelling the world, that's exploring the environment where you normally could not go, that's the touch of a lover's first hesitant kiss, that's the taste of a new food, that's hearing a new style of music, watching my son grow so quickly.
And new experiences are all the more wonderful because you always must return to old favourites:-
* The underwater world, a warm hug from a long time friend, the racous shouts of a crowd of friends at a much loved restaurant
It's the challenge, it's the journey there, it's the mistakes along the way (I just need to learn to love arriving)
He says stretching back to offer more tongue space, in hope that you'll continue. I only have tuna fish today - but it does have a tomatoe and onion sauce.
HI LTGR
My son is doing great
at home with mum at the moment
every call I make, she gets grumpier - he's a bit trying today as he's been crying all morning. perhaps got over tired with all the attention yesterday
What makes me happy:-
* Experiencing wonderful new things. That's travelling the world, that's exploring the environment where you normally could not go, that's the touch of a lover's first hesitant kiss, that's the taste of a new food, that's hearing a new style of music, watching my son grow so quickly.
And new experiences are all the more wonderful because you always must return to old favourites:-
* The underwater world, a warm hug from a long time friend, the racous shouts of a crowd of friends at a much loved restaurant
It's the challenge, it's the journey there, it's the mistakes along the way (I just need to learn to love arriving)
tonymo2000
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what's a football
dumb question - but do you mean a GRIDIRON ball, or a Aussie Rules Football or a soccer ball
at home we love the "futball" but this is soccer
in australia most other's love foot ball- but this is aussie rules
what game does america play where the ball is footed (gridiron is mostly great lunks running around with the ball attached to them - it should be called HuggieBall or something no?)
dumb question - but do you mean a GRIDIRON ball, or a Aussie Rules Football or a soccer ball
at home we love the "futball" but this is soccer
in australia most other's love foot ball- but this is aussie rules
what game does america play where the ball is footed (gridiron is mostly great lunks running around with the ball attached to them - it should be called HuggieBall or something no?)
LovetoGiveRoses
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Re: OK....
LMAO
Ladybird said:
LMAO
tonymo2000
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Newsflash
LMAO
is laughing my arse off?
I just realised!
Perhaps I should go back to virgin status.
LMAO
is laughing my arse off?
I just realised!
Perhaps I should go back to virgin status.
Ladybird
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Re: Newsflash
Yes... it is 'laughing my arse off'.. and now babe.. you're due for an avatar..
Have a look here for one... http://www.freeavatars.net/ and then load it via control panel.
tonymo2000 said:
Yes... it is 'laughing my arse off'.. and now babe.. you're due for an avatar..
Have a look here for one... http://www.freeavatars.net/ and then load it via control panel.
cherrylips_au
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AzureSky said:Cherrylips...HELP!!!!...making austrian blinds...and the tape it going all weird on me..what am i doing wrong
ok Azure I need more info on how its going weird. Pm me if you want or we can chat elsewhere. Sorry it took so long to answer.
Hi LTGR
LovetoGiveRoses
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Re: Re: what's a football
Soccer...I thought we were the only ones that called it Soccer.
QuickDuck said:
Soccer...I thought we were the only ones that called it Soccer.
tonymo2000
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but rugby
is just huggie ball - but you can throw it away!
LB - I'm reminded of the classic lyrics when it comes to your tongue not being on my mouth:- wherever, whenever, they're over, you're under...
I only have two questions - and why the hell does she say (exact lyrics clouded by CJD):-
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"
and why does they're over, you're under sound so much like Giralba, yiralba?
Repeating the classic lyrics here:-
lucky you were born that far away so,
we could both make fun of distance,
lucky that i love a foreign land for,
the lucky fact of your existance,
baby i would climb the andes soley,
to count the freckles on your body,
never could imagine there were only,
too many ways to love somebody
le lo lo le lo le,
le lo lo le lo le,
cant you see,
i'm at your feet
whenever, wherever,
we'll learn to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you'll never have to wonder,
we can always play by ear,
but that's the deal my dear,
lucky that my lips not only mumble,
they spill kisses like a fountain,
lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains,
lucky i have strong legs like my mother,
to run for cover when i need it,
and these two eyes that for no other,
the day you leave will cry a river,
le lo lo le lo le,
le lo lo le lo le,
at your feet,
i'm at your feet
whenever, wherever,
we're meant to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you'll never have to wonder,
we can always play by ear,
but that's the deal my dear
le lo lo le lo le,
le lo lo le lo le,
sink or fly,
say it again,
le lo lo le lo le,
tell me one more time,
that you'll live,
lost in my eyes
whenever, wherever,
we'll learn to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you've got me head over heels,
there's nothing left to fear,
if you really feel the way i feel
whenever, wherever,
we're meant to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you've got me head over heels,
there's nothing left to fear,
if you really feel the way i feel
is just huggie ball - but you can throw it away!
LB - I'm reminded of the classic lyrics when it comes to your tongue not being on my mouth:- wherever, whenever, they're over, you're under...
I only have two questions - and why the hell does she say (exact lyrics clouded by CJD):-
"Lucky that my breasts are small and humble, so you don't confuse them with mountains"
and why does they're over, you're under sound so much like Giralba, yiralba?
Repeating the classic lyrics here:-
lucky you were born that far away so,
we could both make fun of distance,
lucky that i love a foreign land for,
the lucky fact of your existance,
baby i would climb the andes soley,
to count the freckles on your body,
never could imagine there were only,
too many ways to love somebody
le lo lo le lo le,
le lo lo le lo le,
cant you see,
i'm at your feet
whenever, wherever,
we'll learn to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you'll never have to wonder,
we can always play by ear,
but that's the deal my dear,
lucky that my lips not only mumble,
they spill kisses like a fountain,
lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
so you don't confuse them with mountains,
lucky i have strong legs like my mother,
to run for cover when i need it,
and these two eyes that for no other,
the day you leave will cry a river,
le lo lo le lo le,
le lo lo le lo le,
at your feet,
i'm at your feet
whenever, wherever,
we're meant to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you'll never have to wonder,
we can always play by ear,
but that's the deal my dear
le lo lo le lo le,
le lo lo le lo le,
sink or fly,
say it again,
le lo lo le lo le,
tell me one more time,
that you'll live,
lost in my eyes
whenever, wherever,
we'll learn to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you've got me head over heels,
there's nothing left to fear,
if you really feel the way i feel
whenever, wherever,
we're meant to be together,
i'll be there and you'll be near,
and that's the deal my dear,
they're over, you're under,
you've got me head over heels,
there's nothing left to fear,
if you really feel the way i feel
tonymo2000
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and blonde moments
are more than welcome.
Am i right in saying all australians call "British Football" soccer?
I think so.
I know in the Uk it's called Football
So maybe it's just yanks and aussies?
are more than welcome.
Am i right in saying all australians call "British Football" soccer?
I think so.
I know in the Uk it's called Football
So maybe it's just yanks and aussies?
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