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[AzureSky]

thanks Henry...wish I had some rum for real..or a touch of brandy

 

[Henry]

always welcome Azure

i wish i had some too.

 

[tonymo2000]

afternoon all

Still trying to catch up.

Still trying to get visions of beautiful naked women in long black boots and hard hats crawling over building sites out of my head.

Hmmm! Thanks azure! Cheers babe (he says, gallantly handing her a shot glass full of bacardi's finest)

Cherrylips - glad you've reached the decision you needed to.

Let me know how it goes.

Afternoon Henry, Quickduck if you're still around. An obsession with furry little ducks, hampsters, and green jiggly goo is quite OK too. I'm a bit worried about the starship enterprise - but hey...it's your fantasy.

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: afternoon all

I'm a bit worried about the starship enterprise - but hey...it's your fantasy.

*chuckle* its those warp nacells that do it every time

 

[Henry]

Morning from me Tony

 

[AzureSky]

Thanks Tony
hate to ruin the illusion but it is more like grubby ol steel caps and a hard hat trying to bust up two guys attempting to kill each other with a pinch bar...~passing my glass for a refill~

 

[tonymo2000]

hi guys

glad to see your both still here

henry - i have the "sorry" thing too - quite often catch myself at it.

just means we're gentleman

and that's never been a problem!

 

[tonymo2000]

Thanks Tony
hate to ruin the illusion but it is more like grubby ol steel caps and a hard hat trying to bust up two guys attempting to kill each other with a pinch bar...~passing my glass for a refill~

Tequila this time...

And with a quick jerk of the elbow - it burns down the throat deliciously...

And grubby and greasy steel caps with two guys fighting over you only adds to the illusion!

Did they succeed? and what was the prize that the winner thought he was going to get?

Yes - I know about this workplace frustration and find it hard to comprehend - I see it daily and I'm in the IT game for chrissake!

Egos!

But hey - testosterone livens up the appeal in men in general doesn't it?

Or are you inspired by the mind?

Luckily I have both and have never disappointed:-

* Gorgeous body (it's under here somewhere)
* intelligent mind (that was until I went to england and had to shift all those demented brains out of the freezer - some of the diseases were contagious)

 

[AzureSky]

LOL@Tony
thankyou for making me laugh

Mind does it more for me these days than appearance I must admit
Actually I don't know what they were fighting over I didn't give them a chance to explain ....once I got their attention by slamming a hammer onto floor boards I turfed them both off site....unfortunately me being all of 4'11 and around 50kg I'm not a very threatening figure so the hammer came out

 

[tonymo2000]

love a woman who takes charge

especially a 50kg babe armed with a sledge hammer.

are they sacked now?

I've seen some construction guys mouthing off at their supervisor - I'm surprised he didn't ditch them - instead he was very patient, and they were very abusive

What's the site? Is it some famous building you're working on?

And no need to thank me - I live to make beautiful women laugh

 

[tonymo2000]

ps azure

you missed out on asking me:-
"What was an intelligent, charming, handsome IT guy doing dealing with brains in england"

and now you'll never now!
(well - you might if you ask nicely)

 

[AzureSky]

My guys are usually great to work with..just sometimes they have to see who can pee the biggest distance I guess...excuse the analogy....I didn't fire their behinds I just sent them home...which makes me angry cause I had to treat them like naughty little boys

We only handle roof converstions/renovations/extensions and the like..nothing commerical

 

[tonymo2000]

quote?

we bought a house about 6 mths ago - lovely but the upstairs balcony thing (facing the front of the house from the master bedroom) is all rotted away

I was going to fix it myself - but it seems all my vacation time is taken up with having a vacation.

Is it the kind of thing you guys can quote on?

 

[AzureSky]

Re: ps azure

you missed out on asking me:-
"What was an intelligent, charming, handsome IT guy doing dealing with brains in england"

and now you'll never now!
(well - you might if you ask nicely)

Do tell???.... my brother did work over there for many years...he loved it ...I think mainly because it is a good point to start from to travel alot..which he did

 

[AzureSky]

Re: quote?

we bought a house about 6 mths ago - lovely but the upstairs balcony thing (facing the front of the house from the master bedroom) is all rotted away

I was going to fix it myself - but it seems all my vacation time is taken up with having a vacation.

Is it the kind of thing you guys can quote on?

absolutely..or I could recommend a handyman that would be A LOT cheaper than us...depending but mostly not a real small job...sometimes alot of bracing is required..I wouldn't recommend you do it yourself unless you really know what you are doing..and no I'm not trying to drum up business...LOL

 

[QuickDuck]

Re: Re: quote?

absolutely..or I could recommend a handyman that would be A LOT cheaper than us...depending but mostly not a real small job...sometimes alot of bracing is required..I wouldn't recommend you do it yourself unless you really know what you are doing..and no I'm not trying to drum up business...LOL

*chuckle* so where are we going for that holiday?

 

[tonymo2000]

here's my story

sad but true

about a girl that I once knew

ooops - no - that's a different story.

After a 2 week sortie in the Uk with a scottish wench (met her on the internet - talkign about martial arts of all things - I was, she wasn't - but had a thing for em) I dumped everything and moved to the UK.

I was going to work there, I was going to study 3-4 years, etc. (just out of uni - very young - no commitments)

Anyway - it was nice to go there with a warm bed and warm wench waiting (as it always is!)

She worked for a dementia research group - and they kept all their patients brains in a freezer when they died. One day the freezers broke down - and it was all hands on deck to get the brains across!

They were all stored in supermarket bags, and it was like peeling the bag out of mince meat (has anyone tried to do this?) bits flying everywhere.

The brains were parkinson's;' alzheimers; Creutschfield Jacob disease (not sure of the spelling now but this is human mad cow)

fun.

RE: doing it myself - my wife says the same thing. but she doesn't trust me to put shelves up!

 

[tonymo2000]

re travel overseas

I would ave loved to travel a lot - but unfortunately, the gig at the alzheimers research didn't last long, and my other one (teaching physics/maths/com sci to rich A level kids with no hope of passing in a "summer school" arrangement") fell through - well I worked all summer - but the decided to close up shop and not pay)

since been back and loved every minute of travel in europe - but south america is by far my favourite

itching to get back there.

 

[QuickDuck]

Tony, it sounds like one of those things where you sit back later and think "i did what?!?!?!"

must have been very weird at the time.

 

[AzureSky]

Duckie....changed your mind about sharing the driving south with me???


Tony
that sounds like on 'ell of a experience..~shudder~..

 

[QuickDuck]

Duckie....changed your mind about sharing the driving south with me???

*chuckle* whatta you reckon?

 

[AzureSky]

hmmm..well I asked..have you...LOL

 

[QuickDuck]

Not in the least

 

[AzureSky]

good o then

 

[QuickDuck]

good o then

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*singing the song by Madness* "I like driving in my car"