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QuickDuck
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hmmm SC, i really would rather not perpetuate something that i see as being 99% paranoia and stupidity anyway.
*chuckle* no offense intended, i just believe that alot of the supposed "threat" was blown way out or proportion... but then i guess thats the job of the media.... no matter what country you are from.
*chuckle* no offense intended, i just believe that alot of the supposed "threat" was blown way out or proportion... but then i guess thats the job of the media.... no matter what country you are from.
Draconianau
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Hi all I came to play last night but no one was around
So how are we all today well I hope
I have a lot of catching up to do
So how are we all today well I hope
I have a lot of catching up to do
QuickDuck
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Draconianau said:Hi all I came to play last night but no one was around
So how are we all today well I hope
I have a lot of catching up to do
Hiya Drac,
Yeah the last few nights have all been rather quiet.
I think there are still a few sick people around too
Draconianau
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Hi all must run will be back later
QuickDuck
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Things to do in the shops while your other half is taking their sweet time.........
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in home-wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and in an official voice say " Code 3 in house-wares" and see what happens
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
Move all the "CAUTION/WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department
"Why can't you people just leave me alone"
Look right into the security camera as tho' it were a mirror and begin to pick your nose.
While handling guns in the sports department, ask the shop assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.
Hide behind a clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick meeeeeeee"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume a foetal position and scream "No, No.....it's those voices again"!
Go into a fitting room and yell really loud " Heyyyyyyy we're out of toilet paper in here"!!!
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples trolleys when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in home-wares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the restrooms.
Walk up to an employee and in an official voice say " Code 3 in house-wares" and see what happens
Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-by.
Move all the "CAUTION/WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted areas.
Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you will only invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department
"Why can't you people just leave me alone"
Look right into the security camera as tho' it were a mirror and begin to pick your nose.
While handling guns in the sports department, ask the shop assistant if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.
Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different sized funnels.
Hide behind a clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick meeeeeeee"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume a foetal position and scream "No, No.....it's those voices again"!
Go into a fitting room and yell really loud " Heyyyyyyy we're out of toilet paper in here"!!!
Ladybird
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Good morning Henry, Azure and QuickDuck..
.. you all sound bright and chipper today!
Azure, sounds like it was a good thing you went to the doc's if you needed prescription meds!
Look who I found hanging around the door ....
http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/PrincessJoanne/Persian_washface.gif
.. you all sound bright and chipper today!
Azure, sounds like it was a good thing you went to the doc's if you needed prescription meds!
Look who I found hanging around the door ....
http://www.suite101.com/files/mysites/PrincessJoanne/Persian_washface.gif
Ladybird
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QuickDuck said:Hey i just realised (for all those people who don;t care), i have not seen MIL on the threads for a few weeks now..... *fingers crossed* that she has been hit by a bus or something.
oops i mean "hasn't been"... ummm maybe
What.... like this one you mean?
http://www.russian-site.com/bus-ani.gif
Ladybird
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Yeah well, you've gotta admit this isn't a good look Duckie..
http://www.bstuck.com/jokes/jks010827/welopez-nude.gif
Henry, I'm so pleased to hear that you're brighter today... tis really good news honey.
And don't worry about Snookums... an occassional morning outside won't do him any harm at all...
http://www.bstuck.com/jokes/jks010827/welopez-nude.gif
Henry, I'm so pleased to hear that you're brighter today... tis really good news honey.
And don't worry about Snookums... an occassional morning outside won't do him any harm at all...
cherrylips_au
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Hi everyone,
Yes I got struck down with the stomach bug that was travelling through our family it was only a matter of time. Does anyone want to do my washing it keeps growing and growing ?
Hope everyone's that been sick is recovering.
Yes I got struck down with the stomach bug that was travelling through our family it was only a matter of time. Does anyone want to do my washing it keeps growing and growing ?
Hope everyone's that been sick is recovering.
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