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tonymo2000
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you can't win
Australians are world renowned for their insinuations and euphemism re: sexy bits
Back for a bit
Back for a little while
Us tru blooded aussies will find a snigger in almost anything!
- quickduck REPRESENTS HIMSELF with a yellow duck as a euphemism!
so how can you win!??
Australians are world renowned for their insinuations and euphemism re: sexy bits
Back for a bit
Back for a little while
Us tru blooded aussies will find a snigger in almost anything!
- quickduck REPRESENTS HIMSELF with a yellow duck as a euphemism!
so how can you win!??
tonymo2000
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Hi OzSteamer
Hello!
I'm assuming (b/c of the avatar and nombre) that you are into scuba or snorkelling?
What sort/where in particular?
Me it's Mt Gambier in SA and the graveyard outside the heads in Vic at the moment
Hello!
I'm assuming (b/c of the avatar and nombre) that you are into scuba or snorkelling?
What sort/where in particular?
Me it's Mt Gambier in SA and the graveyard outside the heads in Vic at the moment
AzureSky
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Re: you can't win
actually tony it is a bit of a amusing story...Duckie and I were playing on icq one night and I suggested he put his little duckie there and take a pic and turn it into a av,......the ladies love it...nothing too ambiguous about it
tonymo2000 said:
actually tony it is a bit of a amusing story...Duckie and I were playing on icq one night and I suggested he put his little duckie there and take a pic and turn it into a av,......the ladies love it...nothing too ambiguous about it
QuickDuck
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Re: Hi OzSteamer
*chuckle* now you are in trouble
I think i am the only diver in the thread... only have my open water and never bothered to go upto the advanced...although if i ever get to Guam and MidWay like i want to, i will need to get the upgrade.
tonymo2000 said:
*chuckle* now you are in trouble
I think i am the only diver in the thread... only have my open water and never bothered to go upto the advanced...although if i ever get to Guam and MidWay like i want to, i will need to get the upgrade.
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Re: Re: you can't win
hmmm well thats what i told you Azure.
In reality, it was just a terrible accident at birth.
AzureSky said:
actually tony it is a bit of a amusing story...Duckie and I were playing on icq one night and I suggested he put his little duckie there and take a pic and turn it into a av,......the ladies love it...nothing too ambiguous about it
hmmm well thats what i told you Azure.
In reality, it was just a terrible accident at birth.
tonymo2000
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I can see where it could be an asset
I can see where it could be an asset - after all - it's cute, yellow, small, and squeeks when you squeeze it.
I can see how that would bring the ladies running!
Whereas - I - on the other hand - need to rely only on rugged good looks, killer charm, and a sharp witted sense of irony.
I can see where it could be an asset - after all - it's cute, yellow, small, and squeeks when you squeeze it.
I can see how that would bring the ladies running!
Whereas - I - on the other hand - need to rely only on rugged good looks, killer charm, and a sharp witted sense of irony.
OzSteamer
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Wetsuit joke...
OK, it's been around for aaaaages and aaaages but, here it is again:
A man was stranded on a desert island for ten years.
One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, "Would you like a cigar ?" The man said, "Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years." So, the woman unzipped the pocket on the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a cigar.
Then, she said, "Would you like a drink ?" The man said, "Lady, I ain't drank in ten years." So, she unzipped the pocket on the right arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said, "Would you like to play around ?" The man said with astonishment... "You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too?!?!"
'Orrible, ain't it?
I wouldn't have worried about asking...I'd have play a round with her!
OK, it's been around for aaaaages and aaaages but, here it is again:
A man was stranded on a desert island for ten years.
One day, a woman in a wetsuit walked up to this man and said, "Would you like a cigar ?" The man said, "Lady, I ain't smoked in ten years." So, the woman unzipped the pocket on the left arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a cigar.
Then, she said, "Would you like a drink ?" The man said, "Lady, I ain't drank in ten years." So, she unzipped the pocket on the right arm of her wetsuit, and pulled out a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Last, she unzipped the front of her wetsuit and said, "Would you like to play around ?" The man said with astonishment... "You mean to tell me that you got a golf set in there, too?!?!"
'Orrible, ain't it?
I wouldn't have worried about asking...I'd have play a round with her!
OzSteamer
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Re: Hi OzSteamer
Hi tonymo2000
Hello!
I'm assuming (b/c of the avatar and nombre) that you are into scuba or snorkelling?
LOL, yes, and no...I DO snorkel, when I get the time, which (nowadays) isn't often, but SCUBA is waaaay beyond my means.
I'm actually into wetsuit fetish / sex...y'know, wearing a wetsuit while having sex, that sort of thing. A MASSIVE turn on for me, and - even though they refuse to admit it, most of the gilrs here, LOL!
What sort/where in particular?
Snorkelling? anywhere around Newcastle...Sex? Anywhere, any time!
Me it's Mt Gambier in SA and the graveyard outside the heads in Vic at the moment
Well, if you see any damsels in wetsuited distress, SEND 'EM MY WAY! I cook, massage and write apallingly stupid emails.
Ever been on one of those dolphin cruises? The girls...oh, yum
Hi tonymo2000
Hello!
I'm assuming (b/c of the avatar and nombre) that you are into scuba or snorkelling?
LOL, yes, and no...I DO snorkel, when I get the time, which (nowadays) isn't often, but SCUBA is waaaay beyond my means.
I'm actually into wetsuit fetish / sex...y'know, wearing a wetsuit while having sex, that sort of thing. A MASSIVE turn on for me, and - even though they refuse to admit it, most of the gilrs here, LOL!
What sort/where in particular?
Snorkelling? anywhere around Newcastle...Sex? Anywhere, any time!
Me it's Mt Gambier in SA and the graveyard outside the heads in Vic at the moment
Well, if you see any damsels in wetsuited distress, SEND 'EM MY WAY! I cook, massage and write apallingly stupid emails.
Ever been on one of those dolphin cruises? The girls...oh, yum
QuickDuck
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Re: Re: I can see where it could be an asset
hmmm well technically... i didn't really *wink*
AzureSky said:
good deal...we all have to have something in our favour
I think duckie gets the ladies thumbs up because he is one of the few males that had the balls..no pun intended to drop 'em
hmmm well technically... i didn't really *wink*
OzSteamer
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Now, now now, guys...I'm not THAT bad! really...trust me, I'm into wetsuit fetish. Wo
Hullo AzureSky
Hi Oz
<blush>
LOL, QuickDuck and Azure, if someone is kind enough to ask me about wetsuits, I am honour bound to reply. Other bondage by arrangement.
And reply in full! I would be letting down wetsuit fetishists everywhere if I didn't expound vastly upon the subject.
Deny it if you will, but I am convinced that, deep down, if - say- Elle MacPherson walked up to you wearing a wetsuit and asked you to "try one on", then have sex with her, you wouldn't say "no"!
Mind you, if she wasn't waering a smoothskin fullsuit, with booties and gloves, well, I'd have to think for a while before replying. One has standards, y'know.
Hullo AzureSky
Hi Oz
<blush>
LOL, QuickDuck and Azure, if someone is kind enough to ask me about wetsuits, I am honour bound to reply. Other bondage by arrangement.
And reply in full! I would be letting down wetsuit fetishists everywhere if I didn't expound vastly upon the subject.
Deny it if you will, but I am convinced that, deep down, if - say- Elle MacPherson walked up to you wearing a wetsuit and asked you to "try one on", then have sex with her, you wouldn't say "no"!
Mind you, if she wasn't waering a smoothskin fullsuit, with booties and gloves, well, I'd have to think for a while before replying. One has standards, y'know.
AzureSky
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Re: Now, now now, guys...I'm not THAT bad! really...trust me, I'm into wetsuit fetish. Wo
OH ABSOLUTELY...i would give Elle a bit...LOL
OzSteamer said:Hullo AzureSky
Hi Oz
<blush>
LOL, QuickDuck and Azure, if someone is kind enough to ask me about wetsuits, I am honour bound to reply. Other bondage by arrangement.
And reply in full! I would be letting down wetsuit fetishists everywhere if I didn't expound vastly upon the subject.
Deny it if you will, but I am convinced that, deep down, if - say- Elle MacPherson walked up to you wearing a wetsuit and asked you to "try one on", then have sex with her, you wouldn't say "no"!
Mind you, if she wasn't waering a smoothskin fullsuit, with booties and gloves, well, I'd have to think for a while before replying. One has standards, y'know.
OH ABSOLUTELY...i would give Elle a bit...LOL
tonymo2000
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wetsuit fetish
I have NEVER EVER EVER spoken to any lady on any dive that would find it remotely hot to have sex in neoprene! lycra maybe.
And this I can understand - lying naked together as the waves lap at your feet - VERY SEXY
lying trussed up in wetsuits, baked hot by the sun, urine running down your legs and filling your botties because you didn't go before the dive - NOT FOR ME..
PS Any scuba diving ladies I meet on boats - I do make it a point to ask! It gets me a strange look sometimes.
PPS - forgive me if everyone else around here knew the wetsuit history.
I have NEVER EVER EVER spoken to any lady on any dive that would find it remotely hot to have sex in neoprene! lycra maybe.
And this I can understand - lying naked together as the waves lap at your feet - VERY SEXY
lying trussed up in wetsuits, baked hot by the sun, urine running down your legs and filling your botties because you didn't go before the dive - NOT FOR ME..
PS Any scuba diving ladies I meet on boats - I do make it a point to ask! It gets me a strange look sometimes.
PPS - forgive me if everyone else around here knew the wetsuit history.
tonymo2000
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Quickduck's favor
I think quickduck has the right strategy - it's hard to compete.
I had an elmo doll at home once. That might work.
I'll give it a try...
I think quickduck has the right strategy - it's hard to compete.
I had an elmo doll at home once. That might work.
I'll give it a try...
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