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[Dracoa]

Thanks Dracoa.. nice words like that help make me feel good about myself.

Your welcome, but I mearly speak the truth. And such a lovely pair of breasts shouldn't be covered by a wetsuit.

 

[OzSteamer]

Online again for a short time...my email is doing funny things...

Hi Ladybird

[OzSteamer I missed you again babe!!

She called me babe...oh, goodness!!! Um, thanks, oh sexy ladybird!

Damn damn damn...but.. it looks like I'm donning a wetsuit before I force my tongue down your throat...

LOL, OK, hmmm...I'll have to write a story about that one...what colour's your hair? (so I get the details right!)

I found this Oz and I wasn't sure if you'd find it cute.. or kinky?

LOL, cute, I think...

But I've never seen wetsuits for dolls before!

http://www.dollcloset.com/media/23inWetsuitsamustbuy.jpg [/B]

Um, you're gonna hate me, but I have!

LOL, anyway, bye till next week, and I'm only online for short periods, sorry..(actually I should be heading home right now, but , well, a reply to a beautiful lady is NEVER going to be out of the way!)

And for Azure:

And for dragonette:

And for dracoa...no kisses, just to say "you wait 'til you try it, bro!"

 

[AzureSky]

Dracoa
Your a very sweet guy thankyou

Jen thanks but I have to wait for QD so I have to watch my posts tonight seeings he has gone to bed


Had to edit when I saw those terrible typos ...sorry Dracoa its a wonder you could read it...LOL

 

[Ladybird]

OzSteamer.. you're mighty cute you know!!

How about a hug?

http://www.e-tutor.com/eNews/issue0401/hug.jpg

 

[Dracoa]

AzureSky

Your welcome, but like I said to LB, I only speak the truth. I'm sure you are both very lovely ladies from head to toe.

 

[Ladybird]

How are you feeling now Azure... any better?

Bet it's good to be home though.

 

[AzureSky]

Ladybird
Much better thanks. Had a soak in the spa and a little snooze until my business partner turned up with a load of paper works for me..~sigh~...welcome home...Anyway I get my own bed tonight and my own pillows , have to love how they feel.

 

[AzureSky]

I'm crushed..No one has replied to my barb in the mother in law thread..~sigh~

 

[Ozzie Buzz]

wow you step away for a minute and look whats happens hang in there QD just some little moron ...

build those muscles up dont let the duck drop...re: fuck the duck...i'll pass thanks

azure that pillow how are you cuddling it ..can i sub?

m'lady no hugs for me..

 

[AzureSky]

Ozzie Buzz

Well I'm not into Dom/sub play but if you want to be my sub sure why not

~putting on my fishnets , 5 inch high spike heels.black leather dominatrix outfit and cracking my whip~


I know you didn't mean that but hey just joking...LOL

 

[Spanktress]

Go away for a little while...and everybody else has all the fun

Guess what my Friday has in store??...yep, reading back thru the post & catching up

I've been here in thought...just not in written word (long story) Hope to catch up with y'all roollly soon

*~* Spanks *~*

 

[Ladybird]

http://www.ozemail.com.au/~stowie/hugsanimate.gif

Big bear hugs for my yummy Ozzie Buzz

 

[Ladybird]

I'm crushed..No one has replied to my barb in the mother in law thread..~sigh~

Azure would you like me to go over there and reply?

 

[Ladybird]

Hope to catch up with y'all roollly soon

*~* Spanks *~*

SPANKS!! Its about time we saw you here again!!

How have you been... tell us all... every juicy bit!

And leave out.. NOTHING!!

Missed ya kiddo!

 

[omahaman2]

WOW,TWO MORE GURUS http://aris.ss.uci.edu/~jstern/guru.jpg

 

[AzureSky]

Ladybird

It's ok I was actually just trying to waste posts so i could catch up to QD...and what a better place to waste a post than in the mother in law thread...LOL

Anyway I better head off to bed so Night Ladybird and anyone else floating around

Sleep sweet

 

[Ozzie Buzz]

mistress azure a nice ring to it

m'lady ty 4 da kuddle

 

[Gil_T2]

I had a look at the M.I.L. post

Hey Azure I went and had a look to see what was in there to get ppl fired up but couldn't be bothered posting anything.
Yea SPANKS welcome home!

 

[Ladybird]

Nighty night Azure.. sleep tight.. you have a big day tomorrow... you're set to become a Literotica Guru!!

http://www.americanallergy.com/allersoft/woman-sleeping-in-bed.jpg

Ozzie... you're always welcome to my cuddles..

 

[Dragonette]

Re: I AM SORRY TO DO THIS

QD my friend
I am so sorry this has happened to you!
And Azure, as she wrote about this mindless harassment before!

I hate to think that a female from this thread is that childish and vindictive or maybe jealous!
You know I am on your list of friends and nope, sadly wasn't me (um I mean the one that you had a fantasy with!) (I may be old and forgetful, but I think I would remember that, was it good????)

Sadlyshe is in her own dark fantasy!

I am your friend and Azures and the rest of lovely people here, no one needs this type of garbage, mind games are dangerous and cruel!

If I can be of any help tracking them down, please send me whatever info you have!

Sadly, this is a warning to all of us, female as well as male!

Maybe, if you received PM's or email via Lit, ask Laurel or Manu, they can track the IP address's within here.

I give you a huge cuddle, tail included, this thread is friendly, if couples find each other, then that is terrific, and I rejoice!

Whoever you are, my advice is to get a life!!
You must really be a sorry case if this is the way you get your thrills!

To my friends, ignore it, feel pity for that person, because they certainly need help!

As Azure says:

I know I come in here to relax, destress and of course be amongst lovely friendly people I now class as my extended family.

Take it with a grain of salt and don't let their short comings bring you down. My guess is the person in question is just jealous

AGREED, we are here for friendship and fun!

Don't tangle with a dragon, cos I can get VERY fierce!
GROWLS


http://animatedgif.net/devilish/clpaidrag_e0.gif

 

[Dragonette]

Sniffs and crawls away

I like the duck, you can drop it off in my cave anytime!

Missed me huh? Didn't get my application? darn, dragon male must be slow! Oh, meant dragon mail!
My mind has gone again, I guess, better go look for it!

Squeezes littly duckie before I crawl back to my lair!
Wicked chuckles........
Ah, well I can but dream!

The duck is getting heavy.... i might drop it soon!

Hmmm i have not played around with you? oh damn i must be slacking off then...

hang on... let me check..... hmm .... ummm next number in line is 47... is that ok? can you wait that long? i am upto number 36 now so i should not be too long.

LB, you know you have number 38, so just wait your turn young lady.

Azure, hmmmm you will keep my dear

while we are at it.... Pigl3t, Shazza, Cherrylips.... still waiting for your applications

 

[Dragonette]

Still catching up

Getting there, but I need to catch up before I disappear for a few days.
This is such a busy thread!

Well said pigl3t, a great personal reference there indeed QD!

Ladybird

The Dames The Duck DIDN'T Fuck..

I sadly have my hand up there!

How long is his list anyway, I will probably be extinct before he gets around to me!

Raises an eyebrow

Gotta admit "Fuck The Duck" does sound like a fun show.... hmmm do you get video demonstrations from the winners?

Shakes head.....

To Ozsteamer

When Ladybird comes to N.S.W we will put on wetsuits and have a tonguey for you...LOL

Urggh, count me out of the wetsuit bit, not my dragon style at all!
Where do I put my tail?

Waves to Dracoa, now thats a true dragon speaking!
Waves to spanktress, are you still on my list?, better check, apologies if not, had to do a clean up on it!
Waves to Buzz

Yeah, I looked in that MIL thread, didn't post either, I think it needs a quick death! Tooo weird!

Phew caught up....

Congratulations to our 500's and the restraint they have showed!
LOL

I won't be able to say hooroo when you get there, so in advance, I send a big HOORAY!

It will take a while to catch up again when I am back, but I won't ask you all to slow down! You would ignore me away!

Pop into the bar though, you need to do some preparations!
A surprise birthday party planned for someone and I can't be there, so I rely on you all to help, also you need to arrange a party here also!

Write 'Sunday' as a party day on your calenders, and send her cards, tons of them!

I'll drop my present off now, hide it until Sunday!

http://www.mondera.com/Images/misc/gift_box.gif

 

[Dragonette]

Does it suit you?

Does your letter suit you?

Seek the first letter of your name....and what a surprise....does it suit you?


A
You are not particularly romantic, but you are interested in action. You mean business. With you, what you see is what you get. You have no patience for flirting and can't be bothered with someone who is trying to be coy, cute, demure, and subtly enticing. You are an up-front person. When it comes to sex, it's action that counts, not obscure hints. Your mate's physical attractiveness is important to you. You find the chase and challenge of the "hunt" invigorating. You are passionate and sexual, as well as being much more adventurous than you appear; however; you do not go around advertising these qualities. Your physical needs are your primary concern.

B
You give off vibes of lazy sensuality. You enjoy being romanced, wined, and dined. You are very happy to receive gifts as an expression of the affection of your lover. You want to be pampered and know how to pamper your mate. You are private in your expression of endearments, and in particular when it comes to lovemaking. You will hold off until everything meets with your approval. You can control your appetite and abstain from sex if need be. You require new sensations and experiences. You are willing to experiment.

C
You are a very social individual and it is important to you to have a relationship. You require closeness and togetherness. You must be able to talk to your sex partner-before, during, and after. You want the object of your affection to be socially acceptable and good-looking. You see your lover as a friend and companion. You are very sexual and sensual, needing someone to appreciate and almost worship you. When this cannot be achieved, you have the ability to go for long periods without sexual activity. You are an expert at controlling your desires and doing without.

D
Once you get it into your head that you want someone, you move full steam ahead in pursuit. You do not give up your quest easily. You are nurturing and caring. If someone has a problem, this turns you on. You are highly sexual, passionate, loyal and intense in your involvements, sometimes possessive and jealous. Sex to you is a pleasure to be enjoyed. You are stimulated by the eccentric and unusual, having a free and open attitude.

E
Your greatest need is to talk. If your date is not a good listener, you have trouble relating. A person must be intellectually stimulating or you are not interested sexually. You need a friend for a lover and a companion for a bedmate. You hate disharmony and disruption, but you do enjoy a good argument once in a while-it seems to stir things up. You flirt a lot, for the challenge is more important than the sexual act for you. But once you give your heart away, you are uncompromisingly loyal. When you don't have a good lover to fall asleep with, you will fall asleep with a good book. (Sometimes, in fact, you prefer a good book.).

F
You are idealistic and romantic, putting your lover on a pedestal. You look for the very best mate you can find. You are a flirt, yet once committed, you are very loyal. You are sensuous, sexual, and privately passionate. Publicly, you can be showy, extravagant, and gallant. You are a born romantic. Dramatic love scenes are a favourite fantasy pastime. You can be a very generous lover.

G
You are fastidious, seeking perfection within yourself and your lover. You respond to a lover who is your intellectual equal or superior, and one who can enhance your status. You are sensuous and know how to reach the peak of erotic stimulation, because you work at it meticulously. You can be extremely active sexually - that is, when you find the time. Your duties and responsibilities take precedence over everything else. You may have difficulty getting emotionally close to a lover, but no trouble getting close sexually.

H
You seek a mate who can enhance your reputation and you’re earning ability. You will be very generous to your lover once you have attained a commitment. Your gifts are actually an investment in your partner. Before the commitment, though, you tend to be frugal in your spending and dating habits, and equally cautious in your sexual involvements. You are a sensual and patient lover.

I
You have a great need to be loved appreciated... even worshipped. You enjoy luxury, sensuality, and pleasures of the flesh. You look for lovers who know what they are doing. You are not interested in an amateur, unless that amateur wants a tutor. You are fussy and exacting about having your desires satisfied. You are willing to experiment and try new modes of sexual expression. You bore easily and thus require sexual adventure and change. You are more sensual than sexual, but you are sometimes downright lustful.

J
You are blessed with a great deal of physical energy. When used for lovemaking, there is nothing to stop you, except maybe the stamina of your partner, (you could have danced all night). You respond to the thrill of the chase and the challenge of the mating game. You can carry on great romances in your head. At heart you are a roamer and need to set out on your own every so often. You will carry on long-distance relationships with ease. You are idealistic and need to believe in love. The sex act seems to satisfy a need to be nurtured deep within.

K
You are secretive, self-contained and shy. You are not very sexy, sensual, and passionate, but you do not let on to this. Only in intimate privacy will this part of your nature reveal itself. When it gets down to the nitty-gritty, you are an expert. You know all the little tricks of the trade, can play any role or any game, and take your love life very seriously. You don't fool around. You have the patience to wait for the right person to come along.

L
You can be very romantic, attached to the glamour of love. Having a partner is of paramount importance to you. You are free in your expression of love and are willing to take chances, try new sexual experiences and partners, provided it's all in good taste. Brains turn you on. You must feel that our partner is intellectually stimulating, otherwise you will find it difficult to sustain the relationship. You require loving, cuddling, wining, and dining to know that you're being appreciated.

M
You are emotional and intense. When involved in a relationship, you throw your entire being into it. Nothing stops you; there are no holds barred. You are all consuming and crave someone who is equally passionate and intense. You believe in total sexual freedom. You are willing to try anything and everything. Your supply of sexual energy is inexhaustible. You also enjoy mothering your mate.

N
You may appear innocent, unassuming, and shy; but we know that appearances can lie. When it comes to sex, you are no novice but something of a skilled technician. You can easily go to extremes, though, running the gamut from insatiability to boredom with the whole idea of sex. You can be highly critical of you mate, seeking perfection in both of you. It is not easy to find someone who can meet your standards. You have difficulty expressing emotions and drawing close to lovers.

O
You are very interested in sexual activities yet secretive and shy about your desires. You can rechannel much of your sexual energy into making money and/or seeking power. You can easily have extended periods of celibacy. You are a passionate, compassionate, sexual lover, requiring the same qualities from your mate. Sex is serious business; thus you demand intensity, diversity, and are willing to try anything or anyone. Sometimes your passions turn to possessiveness, which must be kept in check.

P
You are very conscious of social proprieties. You wouldn't think of doing anything that might harm your image or reputation. Appearances count. Therefore, you require a good-looking partner. You also require an intelligent partner. Oddly enough, you may view your partner as your enemy...a good fight stimulates those sex vibes. You are relatively free of sexual hang-ups. You are willing to experiment and try new ways of doing things. You are very social and sensual; you enjoy flirting and need a good deal of physical gratification.

Q
You require constant activity and stimulation. You have tremendous physical energy. It is not easy for a partner to keep up with you, sexually or otherwise. You are an enthusiastic lover and tend to be attracted to people of their ethnic groups. You need romance, hearts and flowers, and lots of conversation to turn you on and keep you going.

R
You are a no-nonsense, action-oriented individual. You need someone who can keep pace with you and who is your intellectual equal - the smarter the better. You are turned on more quickly by a great mind than by a great body. However, physical attractiveness is very important to you. You have to be proud of your partner. You are privately very sexy, but you do not show this outwardly. If your new lover is not all that great in bed, you are willing to serve as teacher. Sex is important; you can be a very demanding playmate.

S
For you, it is business before pleasure. If you are in any way bothered by career, business, or money concerns, you find it very hard to relax and get into the mood. You can be romantically idealistic to a fault and are capable of much sensuality. But you never lose control of your emotions. You are very careful and cautious before you give your heart away-and your body, for that matter. Once you make the commitment, though, you stick like glue.

T
You are very sensitive, private, and sexually passive; you like a partner who takes the lead. Music, soft lights, and romantic thoughts turn you on. You fantasise and tend to fall in and out of love. When in love, you are romantic, idealistic, mushy, and extremely changeable. You enjoy having your senses and your feelings stimulated, titillated, and teased. You are a great flirt. You can make your relationships fit your dreams, all in your own head.

U
You are enthusiastic and idealistic when in love. When not in love, you are in love with love, always looking for someone to adore. You see romance as a challenge. You are a roamer and need adventure, excitement, and freedom. You deal in potential relationships. You enjoy giving gifts and enjoy seeing your mate look good. Your sex drive is strong and you desire instant gratification. You are willing to put your partner's pleasures above your own.

V
You are individualistic, and you need freedom, space, and excitement. You wait until you know someone well before committing yourself. Knowing someone means psyching him out. You feel a need to get into his head to see what makes him tick. You are attracted to eccentric types. Often there is an age difference between you and your lover. You respond to danger, thrills, and suspense. The gay scene turns you on, even though you yourself may not be a participant.

W
You are very proud, determined, and you refuse to take no for an answer when pursuing love. Your ego is at stake. You are romantic, idealistic, and often in love with love itself, not seeing your partner as he or she really is. You feel deeply and throw all of yourself into your relationships. Nothing is too good for your lover.
You enjoy playing love games.

X
You need constant stimulation because you bore quickly. You can handle more than one relationship at a time with ease. You can't shut off your mind. You talk while you make love. You can have the greatest love affairs, all by yourself, in your own head.

Y
You are sexual, sensual, and very independent. If you can't have it your way, you will forgo the whole thing. You want to control your relationships, which doesn't always work out too well. You respond to physical stimulation, enjoy necking and spending hours just touching, feeling, and exploring. However, if you can spend your time making money, you will give up the pleasures of the flesh for the moment. You need to prove to yourself and your partner what a great lover you are. You want feedback on your performance. You are an open, stimulating, romantic bedmate.

Z
You are very romantic, idealistic, and somehow you believe that to love means to suffer. You wind up serving your mate or attracting people who have unusual troubles. You see yourself as your lover's saviour. You are sincere, passionate, lustful, and dreamy. You can't help falling in love. You fantasise and get turned on by movies and magazines. You do not tell others of this secret life, nor of your sexual fantasies. You are easily aroused sexually.

 

[QuickDuck]

Heylo all

well i woke up at 4am to take my house guests to the airport... ahh the things we do to get rid of people *evil grin*

So now, what better thing to do at 6am, than to write here?

Woohoo !!! well Azure and I are now at 498 so 500, here we cum...ermm come.

I have been thinking about what "special" thing to do for my 500th and well i have decided to post a photo.

It seems that the overwhelming wish of a few women in this thread, is for me to "drop the duck", so for my 500th post, there will be a picture posted, of me, duckless.

(guys might wish to look away, now)

Hiya Spanktress and welcome back.

Dragonette, it was actually a guy that sent the email, but well its in the past, i have had my little rant, and now its over, so all is good.

I have to admitt I did consider the extreme "i'm leaving the forum", but realised i would miss you all too much

*hugs* to LB

*hand shakes to all the guys*

/wave
QuickDuck

 

[softey]

QD

Wait till LB hears the news about the duck someone needs to close to her when it happens, only wish it could be me