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Oh the loverly lil' dragonette is floating around from time to time :)

She was on a few times last week.

/wave
QuickDuck
 
Someone has a full PM box :)

hey LB, you need to clear some messages out of your PM folders.... it seems i cannot send you a reply till you do ;)

you little hoarder you :p

/wave
QuickDuck
 
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hey LB, you need to clear some messages out of your PM folders.... it seems i cannot send you a reply till you do ;)

you little hoarder you :p

/wave
QuickDuck

All done... I just have trouble letting go sometimes... sorry.
 
always thought there was 4 walls

:D
just a joke for all

Recently, a survey was conducted by the U. N. worldwide.

The question asked was: " would you please give your opinion about the food

shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge Failure Because:

1. In Africa they did not know what 'food' meant.

2. In Western Europe, they did not know what 'shortage' meant.

3. In the Middle East they did not know what 'opinion' meant.

4. In South America they did not know what 'please' meant.

5. And in the U.S. they did not know what 'the rest of the world' meant




m'lady checked something lately
ty for the mocha:rose: :p
 
thing i always love about babies, is when people look at them and say "aww its just like a little person".

EXCUSE ME?!?!? It is a little person *lol*
 
Butler

As the ancients say wisely
Have a care o' the main chance;
And look before ere you leap;
For as you sow, y' are like to reap.
 
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soooo tired

Hi everyone

looks like it has been fairly quiet the last two days.
Ladybird how is life treating you?

QuickDuck talk to you a little later
 
Opens thread door

peeks inside

jumps up and down and yells "BOO!!!!!!"

runs out door again and hides
 
Peeks inside thread door...

see's AzureSky and waves, smiling.

Looks to QuickDuck and blows him a kiss.

Quietly closes door and tiptoes away...
 
evening all

Good evenin aussies,
is everybody happy tonight.
Now then, where are all the loveliey ladies, mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 
Quickduck - Boxers - for the freedom and zip then button. Have to say I prefer cotton though. As I spend most of my time sat down - silk boxers 'slip' to much he he he.

Dragonette, glad to hear that your eyes are recovering.

Azure - must admit I prefer Melb CBD over Syd. Shops and Hotels far superior.

Heres a bit of satire to start your Tuesday off. Its been around while and came off the same site as the Canadian navy story.

http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/australia.shtml
 
Laybird - I once held a baby that laid in my hand he was under 700 grams. your picture reminded me of him, he was soooo small. He eventually grew well enough to go home.....
 
:D
a joke is exactly that - a joke
what makes australia different (in my view) from the rest of the world is that we can laugh at ourselves the best and just enjoy life....am i getting to deep
 
REDBLOODED!!!!!!!

Thats the one i was going to post for tomorrow's joke!!! arg!!! you stole it!!! :)

in the words of the great prophet homer.. "Doh!"

hehe i love it though... especially looking at the maps.... anyone else notice that florida was indeed "broken" at 90 degrees? :)

from the bottom map, i get the feeling NZ and PNG are sitting there thinking "where'd everybody go?"

Goodnight all.

*waves* to Maree

*cuddles and a peck on the cheek* to LB*

*licks* to Azure

*pat on the butt* to jenny (hey you are taken afterall..i gotta be careful :))

*hand shakes and manly nods* to all the guys

*snuggles* with Dragonette and cherry.

and finally for that special woman.... long, slow kisses, caresses and <BEEEEEEEEEP> Edited for protection of innocent ears

/wave
Quickduck

p.s. gawd i hope i did not forget anyone, if i did, then i freely acknowledge I am a slack bastard...anyone going to give me a spanking? *wink*

*hides again*
 
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You know what??

I just love you all to bits !! You're all so nice.. such lovely people.

I tricked ya though QuickDuck.. just as you were about to kiss me on the cheek, I turned my head quickly. Tell me, how'd you like my tongue! <wink>

Isn't it amazing how such tiny babies can survive these days redblooded. I guess this pic has hit home with me because both of my children are set to be become parents in a few months. The thought of being 'grandma' is a scary, but the thought of two tiny babies to love is something I look forward too.

I agree with you Ozzie about our sense of humour. It's pretty unique and often misunderstood. But it's harmless. We don't generally bother with sarcasm, but prefer to laugh at ourselves.

Pleasureu it's so good to see you happy again. Don't disappear on us now, will you. After all the status of honorary Aussie carries a certain responsibility with it.

http://www.austemb.org/defence/defweb/Coat%20of%20Arms.gif
 
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