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Hi aussies!:kiss:

My dear Ladybird!!! Tell us more!! (Or better, just enjoy!!):D

Azure, hoping that things go well for you and your family.:rose:

I'm loving the jokes, QuickDuck! Keep us smiling!:)

I guess as far as "movie" guys go:

Antonio Banderas;
Michael Caine; and
Jeff Bridges
(my current faves)!
 
As far as the movie thing goes, I don't really find any movie star attractive, I go on personality and I've never talked to a movie star.
 
Asleep? Typical male.. huh!

This little bunny has been out all day shopping...

http://www.royaldeaf.org.uk/dda4.gif

I live within walking distance of one of the states largest shopping centres!! I'm trying to teach myself to browse and not buy.... but it ain't easy folks..:rolleyes:

Especially with two grandchildren on the way... I can't resist all of those teeny weeny little growsuits and bunny rugs and.. oh everything!

Yes Jenny.. you read it first here... Ladybird has met a wonderful man who gives her all of the kisses and cuddles she craves.. and then some more.

AzureSky.. and word on your sister-in-law?

Dracoa huggs honey.. how's it going?

Cherrylips I think you're right about our humour. Its a bit too dry and quick for many to keep up with. I've got into big trouble in some chat rooms when my humour has been misunderstood!
 
while attempting not to outdo QuickDuck with his comic masterpieces... I'd like to share this with you about a West Australian.


A West Australian buys a round of drinks for all in the bar because, he announces, his wife has just produced a typical West Australian baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "WOW"! were heard. A woman faints due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say, you're the father of the typical West Australian baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, and concerned. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds at birth."

The West Australian father takes a slow swig from his long-neck Swan Lager beer, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "Had him circumcised."

http://www.significantbit.com/beer/graphics/beerlogos/product_swandraught.jpg
 
Thankyou everyone for the well wishes :kiss:

Ladybird
The op went well ...time will tell if it has worked...I got to see her tonight my minds a little more at ease although she looks like she has been to hell and back. To be expected, I just got in after dragging my brother home I swear he is as bullheaded as me...But when it comes to battle of the wills he never was a match for me.

So now i'm going to wind down a little.
Looking at my brothers hi tech computer toys especially the digital camera
~wigglin a eyebrow at a special guy~...gawd i'm wicked :p :p
 
Hiya AzureSky... oh boy and I relieved!!

You'd think it was my sister-in-law ..lol Knowing that she's still got a lot ahead of her.. lets just be grateful that she's got where she is. :rose:

And if you are wicked... then go with the flow..

I think you could make someone very very happy.. <wink>
 
I see you've been playing with your image processing software again, LB.

:cool: new av
 
Ladybird

It is a relief The Doctors think everything will be ok, She is only 3 years older than me ....usually you think of heart problems alot later in life.

They seem to think this problem has always been there and only surfaced now. Anyway I will hang about here as long as I can make sure everyone behaves or I bring my big stick out...lol


And making someone very very happy...Well I had to break plans this week with him thanks to work , I feel lousy about it sooooooo maybe some naughty but nice will make up for it :devil:
 
:D
hi all

azure a big stick ehh - please mamm can i have some more!!!

movies- what was the name of the actress who was always with the marx brothers .mmm

or mae west,, greta garbo...dianna rigg outfit... ursula andress in Dr No...or the lady who played emmanuelle... oh yes and of course nicole k.. in legs wide open

m'lady i now know what it is like to be email dumped :( but at least you had the pleasure
 
:D
azure
im always naughty and sometimes nice and why do i keep looking in the mirror and seeing a big stick...:p :devil:
 
Ladybird
Meant to ask did you buy yourself something special when you were out shopping?
Something pretty, feminine, sexy?
 
Gee miss a few days

You guys are definately trying to set a massive record for the other threads to catch.
L.B. As a guy your AV now is the one I like best thanks for returning to your breasts( . )( . ) they do look very nice to lick,suck
and nibble.
 
Well I'm off to bed night all..Thanks again for your kind thoughts and support..It really does mean alot :kiss:


For a special guy

Bonne nuit mon amour precieux

:kiss: :kiss:
 
:D
good night all

m'lady check your you know what
sweet dreams all

commando in bed too azure:p :rose:
 
Quick Dukie!

You cheated, the origional joke was a Princess!
Or the other was a Parrot!

Here's my version!

Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess, happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.

The frog hopped into the Princess' lap and said: Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome Prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young Prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my Mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.

That night, on a repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and thought:

I don't think so.

Evil chuckle..........

Yours was, edited I think!


Comprehending IT - Take Four

An IT guy was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The IT guy took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to the pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a week and do ANYTHING you want.
"Again the IT guy took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"
The IT guy said, "Look I work in IT. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog - now that's cool." [/B]
Click to expand...
 
Maybe not, but Big Brother!

I haven't found an IT Anon yet, but seaching.

But we are looking at you!!!!!!!

Maybe I am not BIG BROTHER, just BIG SISTER!
LOL

So beware my IT mate, I am watching you!

Says the IT Duckie!
"Hi, I'm QuickDuck, and i am an IT worker...."

is there such a thing as IT Workers Anonymous? hehehe
Click to expand...


Now to add my polite definition, as I worked in IT Help Desk
This it very true!

ID ten T

Young Kristin, the editor of our trivia publication, was having trouble with her computer. So she called Wes, the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away Kristin called after him, "So, what was wrong?"

And he replied, "It was an ID ten T error."

A puzzled expression ran riot over Kristin's face. "An ID ten T error?"

What's that in case I need to fix it again?"

He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever seen an ID ten T error before?"

"No!"

"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out."





I D 1 0 T
 
OK, frogs and IT geeks

Did I dispute your gender Quickie?

Nah, You are a IT male geek, undisputed!

Dragonette: I am male.... I ain't EVER going to grow up
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Dragon chuckles

I'll give ya a few points tho, ya make me smile!

:) :) :) :)
 
Ok, forgive me

I am still trying to get through the posts, this is such a busy place
I see now that cherrylips_au beat me to the punch!

See has the Princess one right, almost.......

Now I need refreshment and something to nibble on while I catch up....

Frog legs????
 
Yes Ravenswing, I have been playing with PhotoShop.. but not to enlarge anything.. ok..;)

AzureSky.. it sounds all good there hon. Your sister-in-law is better, and someone special to you is in for a photographic treat!!

Ozzie baby.. you know I love and lust after you. After our little chat tonight, I hope you're feeling a little happier..:p

Gil_T2.. thanks for the comment about my av. Perhaps I could rotate them using all of my bras!

http://postycity.net/postcards/love/love57s.jpg Good night to my darling *G*...
 
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