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Much prefer Ausguys bathtoy
Dragonette, take it easy with those eyes. Keep away from the PC - guess that means no work - oh well just keep your eyes closed eh eh
your on LB ( can we chaet and start now........no dont need to but YOU should think about it) lol
Dragonette, take it easy with those eyes. Keep away from the PC - guess that means no work - oh well just keep your eyes closed eh eh
your on LB ( can we chaet and start now........no dont need to but YOU should think about it) lol
QuickDuck
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*sigh* the clown only gets the laughs, not the toys as well 
Hi Orpheus and welcome to the aussie home on Lit.
Azure, good to see you finally got home and hopefully you will already be in bed by the time i type this.
*hugs* to you all.
/wave
QuickDuck
Hi Orpheus and welcome to the aussie home on Lit.
Azure, good to see you finally got home and hopefully you will already be in bed by the time i type this.
*hugs* to you all.
/wave
QuickDuck
Blue Dolphin
Back home again
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Hi Azure
take the weight off your feet
relax a little love
(((((((hug))))))))0
take the weight off your feet
relax a little love
(((((((hug))))))))0
Blue Dolphin
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shower
|Can carry you to shower, then give you a gentle massage afterwards,*s*
|Can carry you to shower, then give you a gentle massage afterwards,*s*
QuickDuck
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ok guys, i know this is not really the place to post this, but maybe someone else will get a laugh out of this as well.
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
/wave
QuickDuck
http://www.satirewire.com/news/feb02/warship.shtml
/wave
QuickDuck
ok...
saw the chiropractor....
A vertabrae in my neck is twisted to the right and my skull muscles are stretched by my hair. I have been advised to cut my hair to above my shoulders.
The gap between 2 of my lower back vertabrae are worn, and pinching the nerve and preventing signals getting through. The chiro showed me xrays of girls my age and those of 60-70 yr olds, the wear on mine is like that of an old lady
I have known since yr 8 my right leg is shorter than the other, things were put in my shoes to try to correct but nothing further was ever done. My pelvis and lower spine have over the past 13 years, now twisted to the right, trying to adjust body weight with the shorter leg, causing scoliosis. The whole pelvis twisting thing has caused my spine to try and match it too.
fun for all
saw the chiropractor....
A vertabrae in my neck is twisted to the right and my skull muscles are stretched by my hair. I have been advised to cut my hair to above my shoulders.
The gap between 2 of my lower back vertabrae are worn, and pinching the nerve and preventing signals getting through. The chiro showed me xrays of girls my age and those of 60-70 yr olds, the wear on mine is like that of an old lady
I have known since yr 8 my right leg is shorter than the other, things were put in my shoes to try to correct but nothing further was ever done. My pelvis and lower spine have over the past 13 years, now twisted to the right, trying to adjust body weight with the shorter leg, causing scoliosis. The whole pelvis twisting thing has caused my spine to try and match it too.
fun for all
softey
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Quickduck
Well I guess I'm about to open the pandora box, but why not having ships and guns. If I had my way there would be no illegal oil as we should have finished what we started but hay this site is to make love not war so lets just fuck our way out of this, even if you lose it would still be a great time.
Well I guess I'm about to open the pandora box, but why not having ships and guns. If I had my way there would be no illegal oil as we should have finished what we started but hay this site is to make love not war so lets just fuck our way out of this, even if you lose it would still be a great time.
Ladybird
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Hi Aussies... I've just come online long enough to say goodnight.
But before I do... huggs to Maree. What you found out today hon may be a little scary, but at least you know now, and something can be done about it.
I received this by email today from one of my girlfriends. I thought it so funny, that I had to share it with you all...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got a shag.
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I
get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be and to shut the f*ck up.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it
to you, you thick twat.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well
again. I don't want to catch it.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at you. Clumsy twat.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
Send this poem to ten of your closest friends or else you will
get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.
P.S. A friend will help you move house. A really good friend
will help you move a body!
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Goodnight Aussies.. see you all tomorrow.
A
goodnight to 'H'
But before I do... huggs to Maree. What you found out today hon may be a little scary, but at least you know now, and something can be done about it.
I received this by email today from one of my girlfriends. I thought it so funny, that I had to share it with you all...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Friend,
When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk and help you plot
revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking
you.
When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got a shag.
When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I
get.
When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about
how much worse it could be and to shut the f*ck up.
When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain it
to you, you thick twat.
When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well
again. I don't want to catch it.
When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at you. Clumsy twat.
This is my oath, ...I pledge 'till the end.
Why you may ask? Because you're my friend!
Send this poem to ten of your closest friends or else you will
get depressed because you realize you only have 2 friends, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.
P.S. A friend will help you move house. A really good friend
will help you move a body!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Goodnight Aussies.. see you all tomorrow.
A
goodnight to 'H'
QuickDuck
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Firstly and most importantly, *hugs* to maree, and the offers of help where I can, still stands and always will.
All you have to do is let me know.
LB, careful trying to take my clown job title away from me *wink*
Softey, not to sure what you meant but the news item was a bit of fun being poked at the Canadians, thats all, nothing more, nothing less.
*grin* I never say anything with the intention of trying to hurt anyone, but sometimes I do by mistake.
If this was one time, then I am sorry.
/wave
QuickDuck
All you have to do is let me know.
LB, careful trying to take my clown job title away from me *wink*
Softey, not to sure what you meant but the news item was a bit of fun being poked at the Canadians, thats all, nothing more, nothing less.
*grin* I never say anything with the intention of trying to hurt anyone, but sometimes I do by mistake.
If this was one time, then I am sorry.
/wave
QuickDuck
QuickDuck
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Trivial but interesting!!!
Believe it or not, 8.02pm on February 20 this year will be an historic moment in time. It will not be marked by the chiming of any clocks or the ringing of bells, but at that precise time, on that specific date, something will happen which has not occurred for 1,001 years and will never happen again.
As the clock ticks over from 8.01pm on Wednesday, February 20, time will, for sixty seconds only, read in perfect symmetry 2002, 2002, 2002, or to be more precise - 20:02, 20/02, 2002.
The last occasion that time read in such a symmetrical pattern was long before the days of the digital watch and the 24-hour clock at 10.01am on January 10, 1001.
And because the clock only goes up to 23.59, it is something that will NEVER happen again.
Slightly more interesting, is that due to Americans writting the date as 02/20, 2002, they will not get this effect.
Freaky, but true
/wave
QuickDuck
Believe it or not, 8.02pm on February 20 this year will be an historic moment in time. It will not be marked by the chiming of any clocks or the ringing of bells, but at that precise time, on that specific date, something will happen which has not occurred for 1,001 years and will never happen again.
As the clock ticks over from 8.01pm on Wednesday, February 20, time will, for sixty seconds only, read in perfect symmetry 2002, 2002, 2002, or to be more precise - 20:02, 20/02, 2002.
The last occasion that time read in such a symmetrical pattern was long before the days of the digital watch and the 24-hour clock at 10.01am on January 10, 1001.
And because the clock only goes up to 23.59, it is something that will NEVER happen again.
Slightly more interesting, is that due to Americans writting the date as 02/20, 2002, they will not get this effect.
Freaky, but true
/wave
QuickDuck
AzureSky
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Morning QuickDuck
Love your trivia
Morning everyone
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she
proceeded to find herself a rich 75 year old man and made a plan to kill
him with love on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off
without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the
first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to
come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had
nothing on except a rubber to cover his 10 inch erection, and he was
carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs. Fearing her plan had
gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There
are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming,...and
the smell of burning rubber!"
Love your trivia
Morning everyone
A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she
proceeded to find herself a rich 75 year old man and made a plan to kill
him with love on their wedding night. The courtship and wedding went off
without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the
first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to
come out of the bathroom to come to bed. When he emerged, however, he had
nothing on except a rubber to cover his 10 inch erection, and he was
carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs. Fearing her plan had
gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?" The old man replied, "There
are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming,...and
the smell of burning rubber!"
Gooday All Aussies
Been watching this site for a while, looks good. Feel free to say Hi!
I open my account with a message for softkey, make love not war ? its is war unfortunately that allows you the freedom to do what you like. Join up and and pay your dues.
The Canadian peice was tops, I have been the guest of the Canuks, both Naval and civilian, they are a great people and have a great sense of humour, they will piss themselves laughing.
Great effort in getting 2 Gold medals, advance Australia fair enough
Been watching this site for a while, looks good. Feel free to say Hi!
I open my account with a message for softkey, make love not war ? its is war unfortunately that allows you the freedom to do what you like. Join up and and pay your dues.
The Canadian peice was tops, I have been the guest of the Canuks, both Naval and civilian, they are a great people and have a great sense of humour, they will piss themselves laughing.
Great effort in getting 2 Gold medals, advance Australia fair enough
cherrylips_au
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Good morning everyone,
Welcome 4play44
Maree I agree with Ladybird now that you know what is wrong they can start to fix it proberly, hope it all works out for you.
Hope everyone has a good day.
Welcome 4play44
Maree I agree with Ladybird now that you know what is wrong they can start to fix it proberly, hope it all works out for you.
Hope everyone has a good day.
AzureSky
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Maree
Totally agree with Ladybird and Cherrylips
And when you feel rotten TRUE friends are always there for you to talk to and complain too
Hi Cherrylips have you made more chocolate crackles ? gawd I could go some of those right now
Walking past and giving QuickDuck a wet willie
really had to fix the shocker spelling in that...lol
Totally agree with Ladybird and Cherrylips
And when you feel rotten TRUE friends are always there for you to talk to and complain too
Hi Cherrylips have you made more chocolate crackles ? gawd I could go some of those right now
Walking past and giving QuickDuck a wet willie
really had to fix the shocker spelling in that...lol
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