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omahaman2
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omahaman2
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nostress
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WE ARE ONE
We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker.
We come from many lands and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like.
We, the citizens of Oz, are united by Highways, whose treacherous twists and turns kill more of us each year than murderers. We are united in our lust for international recognition, so desperate for praise we leap in joy when a rag tag gaggle of corrupt IOC officials tells us Sydney is better than Beijing.
We are united by a democracy so flawed that a political party albeit a redneck gun toting one, can get a million votes and still not win one seat in Federal Parliament.
Stand proud Aussies - we shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. Even though we might seem a racist, closed minded, sports obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it.
I am, you are, we are Australian!
P.S We also shoot and eat the two animals that are on our National Crest!!!! No other country has this distinction!
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY - January 26, 2005
We are the people of a free nation of blokes, sheilas and the occasional wanker.
We come from many lands and although we live in the best country in the world, we reserve the right to bitch and moan about it whenever we bloody like.
We, the citizens of Oz, are united by Highways, whose treacherous twists and turns kill more of us each year than murderers. We are united in our lust for international recognition, so desperate for praise we leap in joy when a rag tag gaggle of corrupt IOC officials tells us Sydney is better than Beijing.
We are united by a democracy so flawed that a political party albeit a redneck gun toting one, can get a million votes and still not win one seat in Federal Parliament.
Stand proud Aussies - we shoot, we root, we vote. We are girt by sea and pissed by lunchtime. Even though we might seem a racist, closed minded, sports obsessed little people, at least we feel better for it.
I am, you are, we are Australian!
P.S We also shoot and eat the two animals that are on our National Crest!!!! No other country has this distinction!
HAPPY AUSTRALIA DAY - January 26, 2005
warrior queen
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yay - australia day.
i love being an aussie, but i gotta tell ya, if i hear 'god save the queen' one more time today, i'm gonna puke.
and it's only 0845am.
that is all.
i love being an aussie, but i gotta tell ya, if i hear 'god save the queen' one more time today, i'm gonna puke.
and it's only 0845am.
that is all.
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warrior queen
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technically, apparently i am still in australia - but tassie seems so far removed from aussie-proper, that i feel like i'm somewhere overseas celebrating from afar.
i have yet to hear the national anthem, but that bloody queen song is going on everywhere!
aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh
i need to get laid.
i have yet to hear the national anthem, but that bloody queen song is going on everywhere!
aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh
i need to get laid.
warrior queen
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nostress said:
so a phone call today is not a good idea?
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nostress said:
heh - i have been known to scream occasionally
and when that happens, that's pretty much all i hear!apart from that, i also seem to have this knack of making men moan....
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