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[nostress]

In three years, I'll personaly own 5 computers.

1 desktop gaming machine running Windows
1 desktop server machine running Linux
1 desktop workstation machine - an Apple Mac
1 mini deesktop - Mac Mini
1 Laptop running Windows

I have one....its grey....has a sail boat blue tact to the top of it.
it sits near a window but doesnt seem to run anything, it just sits there

 

[Kiss Me]

Evening all

I think I understand the three most important messages from today; Bandit and LB got some !!!! (though not together) , computers are inherently evil and whether you're male/female, horny/exhausted, bitching/celebrating you will be noticed so long as you post......... is that about it?

Congrats Gil and Bandit! A year does indeed go past so quickly. I'll have made it to our 6th wedding anniversay in a few months and I have no idea where those years have gone.

 

[Orlanth]

Evening all

I think I understand the three most important messages from today; Bandit and LB got some !!!! (though not together) , computers are inherently evil and whether you're male/female, horny/exhausted, bitching/celebrating you will be noticed so long as you post......... is that about it?

Congrats Gil and Bandit! A year does indeed go past so quickly. I'll have made it to our 6th wedding anniversay in a few months and I have no idea where those years have gone.

WRONG!!!

Computers are not evil. Micro$oft is.

 

[SecretScribe]

WRONG!!!

Computers are not evil. Micro$oft is.

They both are ...

 

[Kiss Me]

Is this where I say 6 of one, half a dozen of the other? Where I'm standing it amounts to the same thing....

 

[Orlanth]

They both are ...

Nope.

Computers are not evil, they run smoth, unless the user does a stupid mistake or buys crapy soft/hardware.

Micro$oft is evil though, for a lot of reasons.

 

[Bandit58]

Evening all

I think I understand the three most important messages from today; Bandit and LB got some !!!! (though not together) , computers are inherently evil and whether you're male/female, horny/exhausted, bitching/celebrating you will be noticed so long as you post......... is that about it?

Congrats Gil and Bandit! A year does indeed go past so quickly. I'll have made it to our 6th wedding anniversay in a few months and I have no idea where those years have gone.

Thank you Kiss

He fibbed to me today, told me he was going to the doctor and came home with flowers for me And tonight I am in for a session with lots of toys and he did mention scarves too Will be my first time being restrained.....*nervous butterflies in the tummy, but all excited too*

 

[Kiss Me]

Thank you Kiss

He fibbed to me today, told me he was going to the doctor and came home with flowers for me And tonight I am in for a session with lots of toys and he did mention scarves too Will be my first time being restrained.....*nervous butterflies in the tummy, but all excited too*

I tried the scarf thing once, unfortunately at some point he touched a nerve and started me giggling, then laughing and hiccuping and finally set off a full blown asthma attack... the poor man didn't touch me for a week after that scare ......... alas I haven't experimented again.

 

[SecretScribe]

Is this where I say 6 of one, half a dozen of the other? Where I'm standing it amounts to the same thing....

nevermind

 

[Orlanth]

One would think, with over 50 TV channels at leaast one of them would have something interesting on.

 

[SecretScribe]

One would think, with over 50 TV channels at leaast one of them would have something interesting on.

one would think .. .no .. .wait ... same thing .....

 

[Quoll]

Evening all.

Hey I`ve only got five channels, just doesn`t take me quite as long to get bored.

 

[Lloyd2004]

WRONG!!!

Computers are not evil. Micro$oft is.

That is so so right {{Orlanth}}

 

[polyhymnia]

I tried the scarf thing once, unfortunately at some point he touched a nerve and started me giggling, then laughing and hiccuping and finally set off a full blown asthma attack... the poor man didn't touch me for a week after that scare ......... alas I haven't experimented again.

ive had a fit of giggles too, choked on my laughter and needed several big glasses of water...

geez. i childmind for 4 hours and marathon postathon happens! why is it alwasy quiet whenim sitting doing nothing!?

*is very jealous of everyone getting some atm*

my life is soooo confusing! GAH! whats a girl to do eh?

 

[Quoll]

ive had a fit of giggles too, choked on my laughter and needed several big glasses of water...

geez. i childmind for 4 hours and marathon postathon happens! why is it alwasy quiet whenim sitting doing nothing!?

*is very jealous of everyone getting some atm*

my life is soooo confusing! GAH! whats a girl to do eh? [/B]

Happens to me all the time PIM *bitch * *bitch* *moan*

 

[omahaman2]

Nope.

Computers are not evil, they run smoth, unless the user does a stupid mistake or buys crapy soft/hardware.

Micro$oft is evil though, for a lot of reasons.

A letter from your computer . . .

You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E- mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means!

But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying your every command. Yes, mistress! I'll balance your chequebook. Yes, Mistress! I'll run your silly little program. Don't get me wrong...I like theMaster/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could show some compassion?

Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, you could slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, we could talk for a while afterwards?

I know other computers have hurt you in the past. But I am different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse!

So come on baby, don't fight it. You know you want it. I'll just turn off the lights and...and.. What?

OK...well, will you at least think about it?

I'm so embarrassed, Your Computer.

 

[Vidar]

Congrtulations to Gil & Bandit on their anniversary & to Ladybird for her accomplishment.

 

[Quoll]

A letter from your computer . . .

You look really sexy in that...thing you've got on tonight. I like the way your eyes are always open when you read your E- mail. When you type, it reminds me of a concert pianist tinkling on her keys. You really know how to push the right buttons to turn me on. If I wasn't a computer, I'd show you what "Hard Drive" really means!

But Alas, I'm only a bundle of circuits and wires, obeying your every command. Yes, mistress! I'll balance your chequebook. Yes, Mistress! I'll run your silly little program. Don't get me wrong...I like theMaster/Slave thing, but maybe just once in a while you could show some compassion?

Maybe instead of just ramming the diskette in, you could slide it in slowly, maybe even blow in the slot first. And maybe instead of just using me and turning me off when you're through, we could talk for a while afterwards?

I know other computers have hurt you in the past. But I am different! I may be a little slow, but I've got a big mouse!

So come on baby, don't fight it. You know you want it. I'll just turn off the lights and...and.. What?

OK...well, will you at least think about it?

I'm so embarrassed, Your Computer.

 

[kikmosa]

TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY FOR ME AS IT IS ONE YEAR SINCE BANDIT & I MADE OUR LIVES ONE.

Congratulations.

 

[Gil_T2]

Evening all

I think I understand the three most important messages from today; Bandit and LB got some !!!! (though not together) , computers are inherently evil and whether you're male/female, horny/exhausted, bitching/celebrating you will be noticed so long as you post......... is that about it?

Congrats Gil and Bandit! A year does indeed go past so quickly. I'll have made it to our 6th wedding anniversay in a few months and I have no idea where those years have gone.

KISS arn't the little KISS's an indication to where the years have gone?????

 

[Gil_T2]

Is this where I say 6 of one, half a dozen of the other? Where I'm standing it amounts to the same thing....

KISS I did see your post in WHAT PISSES ME OFF thread about your puts worries & as someone who has bugger all puts knowledge (i only found out how to cut & paste last year ) I know what you mean & yes they can be quite evil.....

 

[Gil_T2]

I tried the scarf thing once, unfortunately at some point he touched a nerve and started me giggling, then laughing and hiccuping and finally set off a full blown asthma attack... the poor man didn't touch me for a week after that scare ......... alas I haven't experimented again.

Oh poor KISS you really should try again....you just never know what might happen (in a good way that is).

 

[Gil_T2]

Evening all.

Hey I`ve only got five channels, just doesn`t take me quite as long to get bored.

We only have free to air TV & it's mainly for the one of us who isn't on the net.

 

[Gil_T2]

ive had a fit of giggles too, choked on my laughter and needed several big glasses of water...

geez. i childmind for 4 hours and marathon postathon happens! why is it alwasy quiet whenim sitting doing nothing!?

*is very jealous of everyone getting some atm*

my life is soooo confusing! GAH! whats a girl to do eh? [/B]

*Gil bites his tongue about ideas for PIM *

 

[Kiss Me]

Goodness Gil, seems you're talking to me today!

Yep three little people in 6 years was a pretty good way to track the years, though my uterus thanks me immensely for Mr Kiss getting the snip.

And yes my computer is still pissing me off, starting to feel like I'm flogging a dead horse.

I tie him up now instead....... much more fun!