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[Gil_T2]

Well only one more sleep & BANDIT will be home late afternoon, can't wait to see her

 

[shaneo1]

Feb

Bring on Feb, a fun month. have some fun planned for my sub...

 

[Pussy_Patrol]

Bring on Feb, a fun month. have some fun planned for my sub...

Are you going to dive to new depths...of...depravity?

 

[shaneo1]

Hey fellow Aussies!!! 18/m here from QLD

whitsundays here...

 

[Triskele]

Hey Trisk,

Well everyone is probably back at work settling into a new year. Kinda like the first day of school where things are a bit crazy for the first week. My Windows software decided to fail a couple of days ago. Good old Microsoft,when they screw something up they do it properly. One of the updates screwed up the booting system, anyway it took me a couple of days to get everything back up and running.

Unfortunately no nubile women and not much of reclining on a couch except to ease my back pain. Way too much of back work involved and I paid for it afterwards but silly me kept doing more tasks. So even if I had some nubile women around I was hurting too much to do anything about it. Although I did get some attention from female shoppers, lots of help offered. I guess they were just amazed that a guy was shopping for new interior stuff like curtains. Then again I've been doing everything from painting, cleaning, moving furniture, putting up curtains and cooking. The only thing I didn't manage to get to was the garden. Did buy the new garden power tool though and all the other bits.

Women in western countries are more likely to throw the grapes than feed them to a bloke...funny enough I saw a number of elderly blokes with young S.E. Asian partners helping them with tasks..so I reckon that's as close as we'll get to feeding a guy grapes, then again they may need to chew them for the old bloke as well. To each his or her own I guess.

oooohhhhhhhh, j'contraire!!!

Sensuality is alive and well. We women just expect to be wooed with more than a grope and a poke!!!! 'Treat me well and I'll feed you grapes.'

I have an aquaintance who recently complained, loudly and crudely, about standoffish local women, so a gf used her trusty phone to record his behaviour after a few. He has been quiet this week. I don't want him to be crushed but I do hope that he has learned something constructive.

Said nubile young women could, perhaps, manipulate your poor back with warm feet?

And curtains???? I seem to remember being wrapped up in large curtains, stage right, with a veeeeery tempting young man some years ago. Mmmm. Curtains can be wonderfully seductive.


Started my new job. Love it. But there's a lot of catching up to do. Loooong days and little sleep. Aiming to have it under control mid next week.

Computers are the bane of my existance atm. Spent all morning on the phone with IT Support with remote access. They jumped in saying 'you just..... oh, it didn't work!!???' um, no, that's why I rang you................. All ok by the time I left and tomorrow is another day.

With all the stuff you got up to on your break, you'll need to get back to work to have a rest!!! At least you got to bond with your power tools!!!

Hope all is well back at work.

 

[Gil_T2]

oooohhhhhhhh, j'contraire!!!

Sensuality is alive and well. We women just expect to be wooed with more than a grope and a poke!!!! 'Treat me well and I'll feed you grapes.'

I have an aquaintance who recently complained, loudly and crudely, about standoffish local women, so a gf used her trusty phone to record his behaviour after a few. He has been quiet this week. I don't want him to be crushed but I do hope that he has learned something constructive.

Said nubile young women could, perhaps, manipulate your poor back with warm feet?

And curtains???? I seem to remember being wrapped up in large curtains, stage right, with a veeeeery tempting young man some years ago. Mmmm. Curtains can be wonderfully seductive.


Started my new job. Love it. But there's a lot of catching up to do. Loooong days and little sleep. Aiming to have it under control mid next week.

Computers are the bane of my existance atm. Spent all morning on the phone with IT Support with remote access. They jumped in saying 'you just..... oh, it didn't work!!???' um, no, that's why I rang you................. All ok by the time I left and tomorrow is another day.

With all the stuff you got up to on your break, you'll need to get back to work to have a rest!!! At least you got to bond with your power tools!!!

Hope all is well back at work.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY young Mz Frisky for 2 feb.

 

[Triskele]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY young Mz Frisky for 2 feb.

Why Thank You, kind Sir!! You are most kind. Have had a great day.

Watched my 18yo daughter and my goddaughter being taught drinking games by young Army and Navy lads tonight. I did NOT interfere. Just watched from afar. Was happy to see that said daughter remembered her mothers' old trick involving both a bottle of vodka and a bottle of water in the esky. Smart kid! Goddaughter drank cowboys like they were chocky milk! She was up close and personal with one fellow but left with me and tells me he was holding her up and she wasn't interested in anything else. Gonna havta talk with that girl! When she's sober.....

 

[Triskele]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GIL!!!

Hope your day is a goodie!!!

 

[Orlanth]

HappY bday Gil

 

[warrior queen]

Oops, looks like I missed a couple of birthdays!
's to both trisk and gil...

 

[webbo1]

happy Birthday Trisk


And Happy Birthday Gill, you don't look a day over 30 mate

 

[Triskele]

Oops, looks like I missed a couple of birthdays!
's to both trisk and gil...

happy Birthday Trisk


And Happy Birthday Gill, you don't look a day over 30 mate

Thank You both.

 

[Gil_T2]

Thanks for the Birthday wishes everyone & that was my last ever birthday because 3rd Feb seems to be jinxed & for many years everything seems to go wrong to spoil the day so I'm staying my age 60!

Who would have thought I would still be here with my past but then again Keith Richards is still alive.

 

[Triskele]

Thanks for the Birthday wishes everyone & that was my last ever birthday because 3rd Feb seems to be jinxed & for many years everything seems to go wrong to spoil the day so I'm staying my age 60!

Who would have thought I would still be here with my past but then again Keith Richards is still alive.

Gil, you're lookin waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than Keith Richards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[darkelf9]

Hello Aussies



How the bloody hell are ya

Now do you really really want to know....where do I begin...It started out just like any other day, birds where singing..much too fucking loud, couldin't hear the alarm clock...mainly cause the power went out overnight, fucked up the electronic clock...got to the the station but because of the heat they cancelled some trains, then couldn't get on one due to the fact it was too bloody crowded, got to work and discovered the computers didn't work...so all up...its all good, she'll be right..not sure who "she" is..hope she can fix computers and the transport.

Welcome to the humble surroundings...we're getting the painters in next week so excuse the lack of comfy seats.

 

[darkelf9]

Amazing, I didn't know there were so many Aussies on lit

What the...I thought this was the Austrain thread...I need go back to that eye doctor...gave me specs that can't spell

 

[darkelf9]

Wow! Aussies coming out of the woodwork everywhere!

Well it is in between sports seasons..the cricket is just about gone and the footy hasn't started yet..so people are lost as to what to do.

 

[Triskele]

Now do you really really want to know....where do I begin...It started out just like any other day, birds where singing..much too fucking loud, couldin't hear the alarm clock...mainly cause the power went out overnight, fucked up the electronic clock...got to the the station but because of the heat they cancelled some trains, then couldn't get on one due to the fact it was too bloody crowded, got to work and discovered the computers didn't work...so all up...its all good, she'll be right..not sure who "she" is..hope she can fix computers and the transport.

Welcome to the humble surroundings...we're getting the painters in next week so excuse the lack of comfy seats.

Not a morning person? Those poor wee birds trying to welcome you to a new day with no appreciation!

Bugger the pootas and transport! Get said 'she' to soothe your fevered brow, rub your feet, massage your tense muscles. Who knows how 'she' may help....

No comfy seats? Then to the floor it is.

 

[darkelf9]

Well, well, well.....
Here I am, a one-sixth owner of a racehorse!
I got bought an interest in a racehorse as a late Xmas pressie.
The trainer of this horse has won a few million with a couple of other horses over the last few yrs, so hopefully his good run continues!

My Chrissy continues First a diamond, and now this!

How's everyone doing in the runup to Ozzie Day?
Plans?
I'm off to a charity day for the bushfire appeal, and am planning to imbibe generously (all proceeds going to a good cause, of course!)

I bet I know which sixth you wanted

 

[darkelf9]

Big weekend for many, what happens in Newcastle for Aussie day?

They go looking for work

 

[darkelf9]

Two days of rain now in Sydneytown. I'm wondering what to do with the rest of the day?

Buy a boat

 

[warrior queen]

I bet I know which sixth you wanted

Off to the races next Sunday for the maiden run.
I am reliably informed that we have a better than good chance!
Reminder to self - must go buy hat

 

[darkelf9]

oooohhhhhhhh, j'contraire!!!

Sensuality is alive and well. We women just expect to be wooed with more than a grope and a poke!!!! 'Treat me well and I'll feed you grapes.'

I have an aquaintance who recently complained, loudly and crudely, about standoffish local women, so a gf used her trusty phone to record his behaviour after a few. He has been quiet this week. I don't want him to be crushed but I do hope that he has learned something constructive.

Said nubile young women could, perhaps, manipulate your poor back with warm feet?

And curtains???? I seem to remember being wrapped up in large curtains, stage right, with a veeeeery tempting young man some years ago. Mmmm. Curtains can be wonderfully seductive.


Started my new job. Love it. But there's a lot of catching up to do. Loooong days and little sleep. Aiming to have it under control mid next week.

Computers are the bane of my existance atm. Spent all morning on the phone with IT Support with remote access. They jumped in saying 'you just..... oh, it didn't work!!???' um, no, that's why I rang you................. All ok by the time I left and tomorrow is another day.

With all the stuff you got up to on your break, you'll need to get back to work to have a rest!!! At least you got to bond with your power tools!!!

Hope all is well back at work.

Yes you are correct groping and poking comes after wooing...although it is always difficult to know when to introduce the condom..do you arrive with it on, or put in the wallet hoping it won't fall out when you pay the bill...a challenge for sure ...

'Treat me well and I'll feed you grapes.' isn't that what Cleo said to Mark?

One of the guys at work was having back problems and I did suggest what you mentioned...he looked at me and shook his head...reckoned his wife would break it if she stood on it, although he would never say that to her.

I installed one of those curtain rods with the drawstring last summer...took fucking for ever to get the thing to meet in the middle. The frame was easy to install. They should give you a video with those ones cause the instructions are useless. Never doing one of those again. The old fashioned hand operated method is far easier.

Went back to work and was right back in it. Like I never had a break. Hadn't had time to turn on my PC. Had three people want to talk issues and was in a meeting within an hour of arriving. Now in week 3 and it hasn't stopped, if anything it just got more hectic and the year really hasn't started yet. Only positive is that the mortgage will be paid off this year.

 

[darkelf9]

Not a morning person? Those poor wee birds trying to welcome you to a new day with no appreciation!

Bugger the pootas and transport! Get said 'she' to soothe your fevered brow, rub your feet, massage your tense muscles. Who knows how 'she' may help....

No comfy seats? Then to the floor it is.

Hey Trisk,

Belated birthday and nipple pluck. Hope your birthday went well. I won't ask how old, however if you were to be spanked for every year of your age, how sore would your bottom be?

Now you know my comments were me fishing...not the fish I was expecting

 

[darkelf9]

Thanks for the Birthday wishes everyone & that was my last ever birthday because 3rd Feb seems to be jinxed & for many years everything seems to go wrong to spoil the day so I'm staying my age 60!

Who would have thought I would still be here with my past but then again Keith Richards is still alive.

Hey Gil,

Belated Happy Birthday. Must say these past five years I have felt the age thing however looking forward to the retirement phase. Been working too long, time to think about other stuff.