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[Gil_T2]

Urk - I am so glad today is over!
Did the school thing with the kidlet. Checked into school and got all the books. Then off to town to find black school shoes and a new bag. $130 later, and we have an acceptable bag and a pair of black skate shoes (can't wear regulation shoes coz that's not cool )
Off to emergency haircut appt next, feeling much better because now I don't look like my mother any more... but couldn't find the exact shade I want to put over my brown. That will have to wait till friday now.
Met up with daughter, who is hellbent on getting a new piercing, even tho she's pregnant. Made my objections EXTREMELY clear about that!
Then I got a call from the man, who tells me he's off to work this Friday - and needs to be at the airport at the exact same time I need to be at the hospital for my ortho consult (the one I've been waiting 8 months for!)
So I called no1son who is out of town visiting friends, told him he needs to return tomorrow so he can do chauffer duty early on Fri, and copped an earful because that's "cutting into MY time"

It's just been one of THOSE day, yanno?

Life would be so much easier if it stuck to the plans we set in place, poor BANDIT has aged with the constant changes to dialysis days due to a host of reasons like appointments, dry body weight, etc & every change causes a whole lot of new problems to work around, she is amazing.

 

[Gil_T2]

Teen daughters are arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My 14 year old had hit the rebellious stage and has lovely blue hair and doesn't believe the word no should exist for her.. feel for you WQ

My daughter is in her 30s & still can't be told anything & continues to frustrate the crap out of me.

 

[enrapturedmoon]

I reckon with leather strips all I could lasso is a stray nipple..one thing I learnt from playing sport is how to cock the wrist...not much got past me.

Whilst I must confess to not determining my competency with knots, I do believe in applying myself to the task at hand..I still get that buzz from unwrapping packages

Elfie

Well at the risk of sounding Rik Myallesque...that's funny, I learnt how to wrist a cock...boom ta da boom. Sorry....I know...couldn't resist..amasing the total amount of 'things' I can't resist. Must work on that one day. Not sure if I would 'get' past you, but do think I could brush past you, then return, brush past again. OH helllll...mmm just let me............now where was I again? Sort of, kind of got lost there for a moment. All that brushing and you know that brush requires strokes, and after strokes comes....

The corset (see, put up a new AV for you of it) unzips and has buckles, Elfie boy..how are the fine motor skills? Deftly fingered, are we?

Evening all,


The good news is that we are back to level 1 water restrictions. Dams are at 65%. I keep saving water but the water bill keeps going up. Haven't noticed any increase in services just in the service charge. Nothing to do with the carbon tax. Maybe I should take out shares in these rip off merchants. I'll still get ripped off but feel better about it.

Think you need to ascribe to the old 70's save water catchcry....shower with another "friend". If not cheaper, certainly a damn sight more fun. *Holds up flannel and soap on a rope to share*

 

[Gil_T2]

Hymn #365

This is a hoot, but I suspect the minister didn't appreciate it.

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had
all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced
With a smile, nearly laughing, "For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365,

'Shall We Gather at the River.'"

Smile, life is too short not to!

See you at the river!

 

[enrapturedmoon]

Urk - I am so glad today is over!
Did the school thing with the kidlet. Checked into school and got all the books. Then off to town to find black school shoes and a new bag. $130 later, and we have an acceptable bag and a pair of black skate shoes (can't wear regulation shoes coz that's not cool )
Off to emergency haircut appt next, feeling much better because now I don't look like my mother any more... but couldn't find the exact shade I want to put over my brown. That will have to wait till friday now.
Met up with daughter, who is hellbent on getting a new piercing, even tho she's pregnant. Made my objections EXTREMELY clear about that!
Then I got a call from the man, who tells me he's off to work this Friday - and needs to be at the airport at the exact same time I need to be at the hospital for my ortho consult (the one I've been waiting 8 months for!)
So I called no1son who is out of town visiting friends, told him he needs to return tomorrow so he can do chauffer duty early on Fri, and copped an earful because that's "cutting into MY time"

It's just been one of THOSE day, yanno?

Teen daughters are arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. My 14 year old had hit the rebellious stage and has lovely blue hair and doesn't believe the word no should exist for her.. feel for you WQ

As one living in the "House of Hormones" at the moment, may I offer you both to join me in the mantra I've been chanting of late? "They will become human, I will like them once more, no....bare handed strangling only feels good for awhile then you have more mess to clean up after them"... sighs.

The teen Domme texted me the other week from her expedition to the City to inform me she has a nose piercing done. I don't mind but......she wanted to attend a private girl's college, we signed contracts there that she wouldn't have such done. She knows they will make them take them out. We have discussed leaving all the hair dying, piercings etc until the end of this year...her final year. Can she wait? NO...does she get permission or discuss? Noo. So have told her that if she is made to remove it...her problem. Suck up the detentions (which she has not had in the past four years there) and not whinge to me how she paid so much to get it done and it is unfair etc...... Seems I'm only "informed" of her plans as she sees fit. So decided that me throwing tantrums, playing Dragon Mother etc wasn't worth my breath anymore..so I just threaten to tell her Grandmother...the nagging and going on and on and on and on about it is worse than I can ever do...my Mother is the professional. Kept me in line...well then again, so did fear of her flogging me. But the going on and on never was worth the temporary fun had.

Then again, I also figure that the few battles I'm losing in controlling the hair, piercings and social life as better than the alternative battles of families out there. Does make me wonder where my chubby faced little angel who said "yes Mummy" so earnestly went to, though. Have chatted with my best friend who is as evil minded as me, we are plotting to do what we have always threatened to her. Dress in our caftans with the low low necklines, boosie bras showing, wearing our fluffy sandals, fags hanging out of mouth, garish whore make up on and stand at the school gates scratching our nether regions as she walks out with her friends. Though I do favour the "mutton dressed as lamb" look instead. Scrummmy!!

 

[Gil_T2]

As one living in the "House of Hormones" at the moment, may I offer you both to join me in the mantra I've been chanting of late? "They will become human, I will like them once more, no....bare handed strangling only feels good for awhile then you have more mess to clean up after them"... sighs.

The teen Domme texted me the other week from her expedition to the City to inform me she has a nose piercing done. I don't mind but......she wanted to attend a private girl's college, we signed contracts there that she wouldn't have such done. She knows they will make them take them out. We have discussed leaving all the hair dying, piercings etc until the end of this year...her final year. Can she wait? NO...does she get permission or discuss? Noo. So have told her that if she is made to remove it...her problem. Suck up the detentions (which she has not had in the past four years there) and not whinge to me how she paid so much to get it done and it is unfair etc...... Seems I'm only "informed" of her plans as she sees fit. So decided that me throwing tantrums, playing Dragon Mother etc wasn't worth my breath anymore..so I just threaten to tell her Grandmother...the nagging and going on and on and on and on about it is worse than I can ever do...my Mother is the professional. Kept me in line...well then again, so did fear of her flogging me. But the going on and on never was worth the temporary fun had.

Then again, I also figure that the few battles I'm losing in controlling the hair, piercings and social life as better than the alternative battles of families out there. Does make me wonder where my chubby faced little angel who said "yes Mummy" so earnestly went to, though. Have chatted with my best friend who is as evil minded as me, we are plotting to do what we have always threatened to her. Dress in our caftans with the low low necklines, boosie bras showing, wearing our fluffy sandals, fags hanging out of mouth, garish whore make up on and stand at the school gates scratching our nether regions as she walks out with her friends. Though I do favour the "mutton dressed as lamb" look instead. Scrummmy!!

LOL I'm sure WQ has used these exact same threat to turn up to school dressed to shock.

 

[enrapturedmoon]

LOL I'm sure WQ has used these exact same threat to turn up to school dressed to shock.

Laughs...well do think it would work a treat, Mr Gil. She was mortified enough when I was employed at her school the first year of high school. Don't think she liked me calling her baby girl and checking that she had all the rigth clothes on etc.....sometimes it is fun to get revenge!!

 

[Gil_T2]

Laughs...well do think it would work a treat, Mr Gil. She was mortified enough when I was employed at her school the first year of high school. Don't think she liked me calling her baby girl and checking that she had all the rigth clothes on etc.....sometimes it is fun to get revenge!!

Oh yes revenge is a very sweet dish to be savoured.

 

[koalabear]

hello Fuzzy what's new?

same ole fuzz, hope all is well in your camp.

 

[Triskele]

As one living in the "House of Hormones" at the moment, may I offer you both to join me in the mantra I've been chanting of late? "They will become human, I will like them once more, no....bare handed strangling only feels good for awhile then you have more mess to clean up after them"... sighs.

The teen Domme texted me the other week from her expedition to the City to inform me she has a nose piercing done. I don't mind but......she wanted to attend a private girl's college, we signed contracts there that she wouldn't have such done. She knows they will make them take them out. We have discussed leaving all the hair dying, piercings etc until the end of this year...her final year. Can she wait? NO...does she get permission or discuss? Noo. So have told her that if she is made to remove it...her problem. Suck up the detentions (which she has not had in the past four years there) and not whinge to me how she paid so much to get it done and it is unfair etc...... Seems I'm only "informed" of her plans as she sees fit. So decided that me throwing tantrums, playing Dragon Mother etc wasn't worth my breath anymore..so I just threaten to tell her Grandmother...the nagging and going on and on and on and on about it is worse than I can ever do...my Mother is the professional. Kept me in line...well then again, so did fear of her flogging me. But the going on and on never was worth the temporary fun had.

Then again, I also figure that the few battles I'm losing in controlling the hair, piercings and social life as better than the alternative battles of families out there. Does make me wonder where my chubby faced little angel who said "yes Mummy" so earnestly went to, though. Have chatted with my best friend who is as evil minded as me, we are plotting to do what we have always threatened to her. Dress in our caftans with the low low necklines, boosie bras showing, wearing our fluffy sandals, fags hanging out of mouth, garish whore make up on and stand at the school gates scratching our nether regions as she walks out with her friends. Though I do favour the "mutton dressed as lamb" look instead. Scrummmy!!

*EVIL GRIN*

It does work, you know! My sweet, funny eldest cherub can be a revolting, untidy child who leaves half eaten food in hidden alcoves within her room. When we lived in caravans she made the small living space unbearable. Cadjoling, nagging, yelling, ignoring, no pocket money, no treats, no horseriding, no friends over, etc all failed to remedy the problem and some punished her brother and I. I warned her that drastic action was required!

What worked? Waiting outside the school gates for her and her mates to come out and confidentially whispering (just loud enough for her g/fs to hear) that I sooooo hoped she wore the matching bra and knicker set I got her, coz she would look soooo adorable in them and if she was ever so good I'd buy her leopard print ones. Or is that too old fashioned? Perhaps I should ask her friends what they thought...... She coined the term 'evil mama' for that one. Things were kept clean. If things slipped I asked her if she liked leopard print......

Her friends tell her I'm 'awesome'. Poor little bugga can't win.

It's a wonder she talks to me at all, really......

 

[warrior queen]

*EVIL GRIN*

It does work, you know! My sweet, funny eldest cherub can be a revolting, untidy child who leaves half eaten food in hidden alcoves within her room. When we lived in caravans she made the small living space unbearable. Cadjoling, nagging, yelling, ignoring, no pocket money, no treats, no horseriding, no friends over, etc all failed to remedy the problem and some punished her brother and I. I warned her that drastic action was required!

What worked? Waiting outside the school gates for her and her mates to come out and confidentially whispering (just loud enough for her g/fs to hear) that I sooooo hoped she wore the matching bra and knicker set I got her, coz she would look soooo adorable in them and if she was ever so good I'd buy her leopard print ones. Or is that too old fashioned? Perhaps I should ask her friends what they thought...... She coined the term 'evil mama' for that one. Things were kept clean. If things slipped I asked her if she liked leopard print......

Her friends tell her I'm 'awesome'. Poor little bugga can't win.

It's a wonder she talks to me at all, really......

Oh, I've done the 'evil mum' thing in the past
When my first child wagged school for the first time, I threatened to take him to school wearing a dressing gown, toaster slippers and curlers in my hair!
My daughter heard me say it and informed me that it wouldn't work with her.
My response... "I know that honey - if you do it, I will take you to school wearing a corset, micromini skirt and thigh high boots!" She still said that wouldn't be so bad.
Then I informed her that under the micromini skirt would be.... no underwear!

Until the day she first ran away, she never missed a single day of school.
Neither did my eldest son, after that one time.

 

[warrior queen]

My man is leaving tomorrow
Major sex-fest tonoght to make up for the next 6 weeks.
I shall return when I'm not depressed,or when I've recoverd... whichever comes first

 

[Orlanth]

*EVIL GRIN*

It does work, you know! My sweet, funny eldest cherub can be a revolting, untidy child who leaves half eaten food in hidden alcoves within her room. When we lived in caravans she made the small living space unbearable. Cadjoling, nagging, yelling, ignoring, no pocket money, no treats, no horseriding, no friends over, etc all failed to remedy the problem and some punished her brother and I. I warned her that drastic action was required!

What worked? Waiting outside the school gates for her and her mates to come out and confidentially whispering (just loud enough for her g/fs to hear) that I sooooo hoped she wore the matching bra and knicker set I got her, coz she would look soooo adorable in them and if she was ever so good I'd buy her leopard print ones. Or is that too old fashioned? Perhaps I should ask her friends what they thought...... She coined the term 'evil mama' for that one. Things were kept clean. If things slipped I asked her if she liked leopard print......

Her friends tell her I'm 'awesome'. Poor little bugga can't win.

It's a wonder she talks to me at all, really......

Lmao!

 

[Kiss Me]

My man is leaving tomorrow
Major sex-fest tonoght to make up for the next 6 weeks.
I shall return when I'm not depressed,or when I've recoverd... whichever comes first

Hope you didn't over do it WQ, though who am I kidding? 6 weeks alone... I would have over done it to the point I couldn't walk the next day

 

[australwind]

Hire Car booked - check
Accommodation booked - check
Garden party frock organised - sort of
Flights booked - check

Cat/s sitter - oh hell - what do you do when all your friendly neighbourhood cat sitters have gone to live interstate?

 

[warrior queen]

Hope you didn't over do it WQ, though who am I kidding? 6 weeks alone... I would have over done it to the point I couldn't walk the next day

I think he's going to do a triple - so 3 months alone.
Believe me, I overdid it

 

[Kiss Me]

I think he's going to do a triple - so 3 months alone.
Believe me, I overdid it

3 months??? God I'd be insane, I barely coped when hubby worked away for 5 nights a week, it was a long, frustrating year.

 

[warrior queen]

3 months??? God I'd be insane, I barely coped when hubby worked away for 5 nights a week, it was a long, frustrating year.

It works for us. I have a life separate to him.
Though I will admit that 3 months is about the limit for me.

 

[Gil_T2]

Laughs...well do think it would work a treat, Mr Gil. She was mortified enough when I was employed at her school the first year of high school. Don't think she liked me calling her baby girl and checking that she had all the rigth clothes on etc.....sometimes it is fun to get revenge!!

My mother got me good when I thought the family would be out I talked a girl I liked to come home with me, we got to my place it's empty (yipee) so I get us both drinks & settle on the lounge for some fun when mum arrives home & decides to join us after digging out my baby pics, I never saw that girl again.

 

[Gil_T2]

I'm RICH !!!!!!!!



I am writing today with greatest of urgency, as you are having an inheritance of $27,000,000 US, and, ALSO pills that will help your penis to become HUGE!!!!!!!

You see, you're uncle who was a scientific researcher of genetics in nigeria made many breakthrough and has sadly die in terrible plain crash. All his worldly possession has been left to you.

BUT THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!! The money and pills will be set to be confiscated by goverment in two days, so please to be supplying your social security number, bank account, birthdate, copy of your birth certificate, your mother's maiden named, a signed copy of the attached release, and $1,000 for processing fee to Jacob_b909546_001@totallynotspamIswear.net, and we will soon to be giving you your inheritence.

Yours in Jesus,
Jacob Smith

 

[warrior queen]

I'm RICH !!!!!!!!



I am writing today with greatest of urgency, as you are having an inheritance of $27,000,000 US, and, ALSO pills that will help your penis to become HUGE!!!!!!!

You see, you're uncle who was a scientific researcher of genetics in nigeria made many breakthrough and has sadly die in terrible plain crash. All his worldly possession has been left to you.

BUT THERE IS A PROBLEM!!!! The money and pills will be set to be confiscated by goverment in two days, so please to be supplying your social security number, bank account, birthdate, copy of your birth certificate, your mother's maiden named, a signed copy of the attached release, and $1,000 for processing fee to Jacob_b909546_001@totallynotspamIswear.net, and we will soon to be giving you your inheritence.

Yours in Jesus,
Jacob Smith

Holy shit!
We're related???
I have an uncle that did the very same thing in the very same country!

 

[Gil_T2]

Holy shit!
We're related???
I have an uncle that did the very same thing in the very same country!

I seem to lose lots or rich relatives from these overseas countries & how strange your poor uncle died in the same country, I wonder if thats Julia's fault too.

Sad thing about these stupid emails is people are still falling for it.

 

[warrior queen]

I seem to lose lots or rich relatives from these overseas countries & how strange your poor uncle died in the same country, I wonder if thats Julia's fault too.

Sad thing about these stupid emails is people are still falling for it.

I know you don't like Julia, but think of the alternative...
TONY ABBOTT
I just can't imagine handing this country over to such a waste of testosterone *shudders*

How's you?
I'm slowly re-adjusting to life solo for the next x weeks

 

[webbo1]

I know you don't like Julia, but think of the alternative...
TONY ABBOTT
I just can't imagine handing this country over to such a waste of testosterone *shudders*

How's you?
I'm slowly re-adjusting to life solo for the next x weeks

Easy to solve WQ

stop useing the 2 party prefered system (hasn't done us a lot of good)
all parties get to keep their votes (no preferences)
who ever has the most votes runs the country for 3 years - who ever has the 2nd most is the opposition, no joining parties together - live or die by your policies and if you keep your election promises
The Australian public choses who wins and also decides if they are doing a good enough job - don't live up to your hype ??? bye bye

Still love your AV too

 

[webbo1]

HAPPY VALLENITNES DAY EVERY ONE


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