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Very nice QuickDuck

My most romantic is somewhat similar to yours

A lovely man I was seeing at the time (still is one of my best buddies) Bought me a gorgeous cocktail dress...picked me up in a Limo with the most gorgeous red roses...took me to a wonderful restraunt..meanwhile at home he had a friend light one hundred tea light candles red and white and one hundred red roses around the room...he asked me to marry him when we got into my bedroom...it was extremely romantic..a little warm and stuffy with all those little candles ...but still one of the most romantic times of my life :)
 
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My current wife and I were on our honeymoon at a condo in the whirlpool on the balcony with no clothes, how else would you be, we were popping champagne corks on the floor across the way where they were cooking outside. They looked over at us and waved then we made out in tub with water going everwhere with their cheers taking us to new heights untill lust ran over the top and we both exploded to their cheers.
 
omg i really started something there didn't i.........always says sex is what u make it so size,race,gender,weight don't count only the mind does.........omg thats deep for me lol.......ok girls ur honesty test is butt sizes.......runs out before the girls kill him
 
cheekygreg said:
omg i really started something there didn't i.........always says sex is what u make it so size,race,gender,weight don't count only the mind does.........omg thats deep for me lol.......ok girls ur honesty test is butt sizes.......runs out before the girls kill him
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How would you like us to measure this...jean size? hip size? how much fits into a guys hands?
 
Hey Softey... thats my kind of sex!! There's a trace of exhibitionism in me I'm aftaid !! :p

Butt size?? You've gotta be kidding me Greg!!

Lets just say I come from German ancestry, and have inherited a classic pear shaped figure!
 
Ladybird

I would love to have a real womans bum....Unfortunately I'm a bumless freak....maybe I could get implants....Bathroom grout in the butt cheeks instead of the breasts
 
hehe ummm if you judge by (as was suggested) "how much fits into someone's hands", then i doubt bathroom tile grout would feel too good ;)

:p

/wave
QuickDuck
 
/me bangs head on desk for his stupidity
:p

but then i am male so it is something we are known for *lol*

/wave
QuickDuck
 
Awww you dissappoint me hun.

:) here i am leading with my chin and leaving it sooooooo open, and you don;t take up the challenge :)

:p :p :p :p :p :p

/wave
QuickDuck
 
QuickDuck said:
/me bangs head on desk for his stupidity
:p

but then i am male so it is something we are known for *lol*

/wave
QuickDuck [/QUOTE


Are you a blonde???:p
~soft poke in the ribs~
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awwww......Now I'm experienced...I kind of liked being a virgin again


LadyBird......does he have a zoro costume......~gooooan~
 
god help us all then :p :p :p :p :p

EDIT: and no he isn't blonde heeh.
 
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sneaks in.......mmm hands depends on the hand size so it will have to be jeans sizes...........had a feeling the girls wouldn't take up this challenge maybe quickduck can think of a penalty for them ......runs back out before lb grabs him lol
 
cheekygreg said:
sneaks in.......mmm hands depends on the hand size so it will have to be jeans sizes...........had a feeling the girls wouldn't take up this challenge maybe quickduck can think of a penalty for them ......runs back out before lb grabs him lol
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I thought we answered your question very honestly..Ladybird has a womans butt and I am a bumless freak....If you want exact proportions..... size 10
 
Guess it's time to pack the paper work away and tuck moi into bed.....Night Ladybird and anyone else still floating around...dream sweet :kiss:
 
mmm borderline 16-18, what you get being a sys admin, no sleep, continual work, live on maccas. I have joined a gym and start with a personal trainer this thurs coming, I can't wait :)

And QD, I have many ways to tease you as you well know, so don't think just cause I didn't comment, that you won - cause you never shall :D
 
Nope... not blonde, but i do think i may have been one in a previous life :p

I have thought about going blonde, but well, as you could see from my photos, i don;t really have enough hair for that *lol*

*huggles* to all
QuickDuck

p.s. LB, where did you find that picture of me?!?! heh i love it
 
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