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For Valentines Day I plan on jumping out of a perfectly good plane with a parrachute that will open hopefully...Anyone want to join me :D
 
My latest

Hey Aussies

My latest story has been posted and I would love some good old aussie feedback.

It's under Shazza, A Birthday Surprise.
 
Oh wow AzureSky... that's one thing I'd love to have the courage to do.

Please let us know what it's like..

Shazz!! Long time no see my friend! Of course I'll read your story. Congratulations hon :heart:
 
hi everyone........duck fur balls/feather balls........steel wool nope won't work use barb wire .........ok people a test on how honest the blokes in here are......ok guys be honest gives the girls real size of your penis........i'll start.......mine is 15cm when hard........will give one for the girls in a couple of days
 
mm Greg, barbed wire is a 'lil scratchy, how about a coat of bindi's? :D

WB Shazza!

Azure: Why jumping out of a plane?

QD: :p :p :p
 
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cheekygreg said:
hi everyone........duck fur balls/feather balls........steel wool nope won't work use barb wire .........ok people a test on how honest the blokes in here are......ok guys be honest gives the girls real size of your penis........i'll start.......mine is 15cm when hard........will give one for the girls in a couple of days


Lets see 2.5cm.to a inch..doing the maths...6"???...Not that im a expert on apendage size...But isn't that supposed to be average size?? :p
 
Maree

Well I love to try new things...Its a Tandem jump and I will be harnessed to a very hunky instructor ;)
 
HUH?

Where, when, who, how?

Oh, got a bit distracted there!

Well I love to try new things...Its a Tandem jump and I will be harnessed to a very hunky instructor

mine is 15cm

Doh, can we have it in inches please, I am hopeless at metric in this particular area, inches always seems so much to the point, more definative I think!

Ok, so sizes, if you persuade me nicely, I might add it to the lists!
Chuckles wickely!:devil:
 
AzureSky said:
Maree

Want to come for a jump...he has a butt as tight as a trampoline

<pushing Maree aside> Maree said she's not interested, but I'd like to go... :D
 
If at first you don;t succeed, then parachuting is not for you ;)

sounds like great fun Azure and something i have always wanted to do, even though the idea of jumping out of a perfectly normal aeroplane seems rather stupid to me.

/me looks at Maree and blushes profuselly at greg's challenge.

*points at maree* but she knows me irl!!!! *hides*

funny how it probably would not have bothered me otherwise.

oh and Azure, apparently 6 inches is supposed to be average, but that depends on some racial traits as well.

/wave
QuickDuck
 
come fly with me

Hi Azuresky,

pick me pick me, I'll go jump with ya or would you like me to hold your hand on the way down.
That is something that ive always want to do i envy your courage azure, by the way my butt is pretty tight too. just place your hand here and feel ohhhh mmmm feels good dont you think, forgive me its 2.15am and im getting delirious but it is such a nice thought dont you think ladies.

Or perhaps you need some one to catch your fall azure hmmmmm second thoughts (she'll be falling pretty bloody fast boy-in-blue look out)
Ohhhh i am having a wonderful time chatting to myself
I dont know how big i am but ask someone else here they may know how big i am ????
Let me ask you ladies something Does size really count? or is it the person its attached to? yes its an old Question but you never seem to get a straight answer.

1.4.3. xxx

nite oppps morning
boy-in-blue
 
lol, like I said, nothing much worries me *looks at QD* :p

what's the bet you were blushing too ? ;)
 
OK guys.. let me set you straight.

Within this site, whenever you talk about the length of your old fella, you always multiply the truth by at least 2!

Just go into chat... you'd be surprised with the number of guys that boast of 10". And quite honestly, if I saw something like that coming for me.. I'd pick up my panties and run!!

Does size count? Guess not.. most men I've 'known' have been around the average 6" and have safisfied me beautifully.

I did spend a bit of time with a man who was considerably smaller. While sex was still nice, there was a difference. Had he been a good lover, that difference might not have mattered.
 
Ladybird said:
Oh Dracoa... I say this in the nicest possible way... we've got to do something about this negative attitude of yours hon.

We've all been hurt, and we're all alone.. but life goes on, and so must we.

Try keeping up a pretense, that the world is a perfect place to live in, and soon it will be.

I think everyone on this scrib has a story to tell, at least one.. maybe more, but to dwell on them, is to dwell on sadness. And what's the point of that?

Meanwhile.. I have a question to ask you....

~ WILL YOU BE MY VALENTINE? ~

http://www.celticbug.com/Holiday1/Valentine3.jpg

Well I think part of my problem is depression, but I honestly do try to not let it get to me. As for your question, yes. :) Thank you for asking. And yes, you actually have me smiling at that.
 
As for my "size", well I'm one of those honest males, I'm about the average 6"
 
I can't say I've ever measured...

Hi Dracoa et al

As for my "size", well I'm one of those honest males, I'm about the average 6"

LOL, I cannot say I've ever been REMOTELY interested in the size of my own or another guys penis, in all honesty. One gay guy told me I'm "hung like a horse" but I kinda discount his remarks (though I suppose he'd know), on grounds of bias.

LOL, well, we're ALL put to shame by the length of a whale's penis - orcas have one about 2 foot long - the girl would have to slip it down between her breasts, underneath her wetsuit, and slide her hands up and down. And when the orca cums, it'll fill her wetsuit up with slippery warm fluid - sigh - can I come back as an orca? Hmm, I think I might write a story about that!

In the meantime, Quick Duck, let me "shout" you another drink. Maree will be too busy guzzling your stolen drinks to try and steal this one, LOL (sorry Maree).:cool: :cool:

Anyway, I'm on holidays for 4 days, to the Gloucester Tops, flooding notwithstanding. See you all Tuesday.

Oz
 
average

But I think the most important thing is what you do with it. Make the other person go crazy and they won't even remember how long it was other than how long till the next time, at least thats what I'm told. Besides it's not how tight but the way she got you off.I've done some in depth research on this subject with constant updates. hehe
 
100

Just noticed broke 100 and what a great way to do that with all you wonderful and exciting people
 
Re: come fly with me

boy in blue said:
Hi Azuresky,

pick me pick me, I'll go jump with ya or would you like me to hold your hand on the way down.
That is something that ive always want to do i envy your courage azure, by the way my butt is pretty tight too. just place your hand here and feel ohhhh mmmm feels good dont you think, forgive me its 2.15am and im getting delirious but it is such a nice thought dont you think ladies.

Or perhaps you need some one to catch your fall azure hmmmmm second thoughts (she'll be falling pretty bloody fast boy-in-blue look out)
Ohhhh i am having a wonderful time chatting to myself
I dont know how big i am but ask someone else here they may know how big i am ????
Let me ask you ladies something Does size really count? or is it the person its attached to? yes its an old Question but you never seem to get a straight answer.

1.4.3. xxx

nite oppps morning
boy-in-blue


~Having a quick fondle of boy-in-blues tight butt~.....Could eat breakfast of that ;)

Does size matter???...Well no it doesn't...It's like any "tool" you have to know how to use it the right way to get the finish you want

HOWEVER...personally I would prefer around "average" size
Pleasure is my game not pain. I don't want to gag to death on a monsterous shlong or be impaled so tonsils are being tickled

I have only had one largish partner, others I think were average. Althought I have never ask a man to step forward and be measured before I let him into my bedroom.

My one largish partner was impressive to look at naked ,But it limited some sexual activities

So guys...Hold both heads up high, You all have the equipment to make any woman happy.....:p
 
Maree....Ladybird

How about we make a day of it and all go...I figure if the chute doesn't open I'm going to have a damn good grope on the way down....:D
 
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