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[mortalwombat]

time to feed the kids, I will be back later just to find out what you two have been up to

us? *innocent look*

 

[australwind]

time to feed the kids, I will be back later just to find out what you two have been up to

And you think we're going to tell you?

 

[mortalwombat]

And you think we're going to tell you?

i might-i dont get many chances to brag

 

[australwind]

bugger. I feel like I have missed out on so much today

what makes you think that this all happened today?

 

[australwind]

i might-i dont get many chances to brag

*blush*

 

[SecretScribe]

bugger. I feel like I have missed out on so much today

and this is different how???

 

[australwind]

and this is different how???

Truth to tell, SS, there hasn't been much to miss!

 

[mortalwombat]

Truth to tell, SS, there hasn't been much to miss!

i missed a couple of times

 

[australwind]

i missed a couple of times

Try opening your eyes next time then you'll be able to see where you should be putting it!

 

[mortalwombat]

Try opening your eyes next time then you'll be able to see where you should be putting it!

i think i tore something

 

[australwind]

i think i tore something

oooooohhhhhhh!

Let me rub that for you!

 

[mortalwombat]

oooooohhhhhhh!

Let me rub that for you!

i doubt it will help-remember to wash your hands after

 

[australwind]

i doubt it will help-remember to wash your hands after

perhaps I should wash them before..and get them all soapy and slippery?

 

[mortalwombat]

perhaps I should wash them before..and get them all soapy and slippery?

you dont bother going to that trouble for something thats torn!

 

[australwind]

you dont bother going to that trouble for something thats torn!

But surely you would like it to be made to feel better?


And I would think it would be worth the trouble.....after all....we can't have you out of action......

 

[mortalwombat]

But surely you would like it to be made to feel better?


And I would think it would be worth the trouble.....after all....we can't have you out of action......

dont worry about it-i'll just kick them across the floor

 

[australwind]

That's no way to treat your vital bits!

 

[mortalwombat]

That's no way to treat your vital bits!

i have no more use for them

 

[australwind]

How do I convince you to rethink this statement?



Before you do anything rash.........................




oh.........................................maybe it's a rash that's the problem!

 

[mortalwombat]

well i'm off for a bit-austral when you've finished with thise torn jocks of mine can you throw them in the bin please? i'll be more carefull when putting my foot thru them in future!

 

[australwind]

Its so hard to get dressed properly in the back seat of a car when you're a wombat!

 

[nostress]

And you think we're going to tell you?

ooohhh come one you can tell me, I can keep a secret

 

[australwind]

ooohhh come one you can tell me, I can keep a secret

I f I told you here.......it wouldn't be a secret then, would it?

 

[nostress]

I f I told you here.......it wouldn't be a secret then, would it?

it would be our secret

 

[australwind]

it would be our secret

No it wouldn't...there are far too many lurkers here who follow every word with baited breath.........waiting for the smallest sniff of a scandal.

It would certainly need to be something shared in a far more intimate environment..where we could be certain we were not being overheard!