aussies

Status
Not open for further replies.
Xstatic said:
just wish I was a few years younger now...


You know that old saying....."Age and experience beats youth and exuberance any day"?

Try it out sometime...you never know what you're missing! :p
 
australwind said:
You know that old saying....."Age and experience beats youth and exuberance any day"?

Try it out sometime...you never know what you're missing! :p
is that an offer?
 
mortalwombat said:
well i was thinking u were offering to xstatic but ok!


I wasn't offering anything other than advice, but if you'd like a little spanking of that cheeky wombat butt you keep fleshing(freudian slip, I meant flashing!), I'm sure I can oblige!
 
evening aussies :)

i have 3 at home with gastro, 1 away with the ex, and myself trying desperately not to touch anything that's been touched by one of the sick ones!
oh... and i have the new star wars dvd to watch.

life is [kinda] good :rolleyes:
 
australwind said:
I wasn't offering anything other than advice, but if you'd like a little spanking of that cheeky wombat butt you keep fleshing(freudian slip, I meant flashing!), I'm sure I can oblige!
consider yourself flashed :p
 
warrior queen said:
evening aussies :)

i have 3 at home with gastro, 1 away with the ex, and myself trying desperately not to touch anything that's been touched by one of the sick ones!
oh... and i have the new star wars dvd to watch.

life is [kinda] good :rolleyes:
bought it monday-for some reason all the shops here were selling 2 days early! watched it monday night and got all the bits i missed at the cinema
 
australwind said:
Evening WQ :rose:

Try to enjoy the DVD... if the gastro patients don't keep you too busy!


oh! no WAY am i playing nurse to these viral-ridden, bug-filled people!
hell NO!!!

i'm staying far, far away from them, and from everything they touch!

i make the cross-protection sign every time they come within 5 feet of me :p
 
warrior queen said:
oh! no WAY am i playing nurse to these viral-ridden, bug-filled people!
hell NO!!!

i'm staying far, far away from them, and from everything they touch!

i make the cross-protection sign every time they come within 5 feet of me :p
you can nurse me if u want
 
warrior queen said:
are you ill, too?
:D

you might want to know, as a nurse, i take entirely too much pleasure in hurting my patients :devil:
not ill-just like being nursed.

i do have a largish unexplained lump just below my belly-it only seems to be there when i think of you nursing it tho
 
warrior queen said:
evening aussies :)

i have 3 at home with gastro, 1 away with the ex, and myself trying desperately not to touch anything that's been touched by one of the sick ones!
oh... and i have the new star wars dvd to watch.

life is [kinda] good :rolleyes:

So whose cooking was it?

Who is the only not with gastro?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:
 
mortalwombat said:
not ill-just like being nursed.

i do have a largish unexplained lump just below my belly-it only seems to be there when i think of you nursing it tho

you know, i think i can cure that for you...
i have the perfect 14 guage needle to stick in that, and we'll just suck the liquid that's bothering you right on outta there!

now - this won't hurt a bit......
;)
 
Gil_T2 said:
So whose cooking was it?

Who is the only not with gastro?

:confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:

daughter and i don't have it.
and i haven't cooked for 3 days, so it's not that! lol

besides, my cooking has never made anyone sick!
 
warrior queen said:
are you ill, too?
:D

you might want to know, as a nurse, i take entirely too much pleasure in hurting my patients :devil:

I even heard she specialises in enemas. :eek:
 
warrior queen said:
you know, i think i can cure that for you...
i have the perfect 14 guage needle to stick in that, and we'll just suck the liquid that's bothering you right on outta there!

now - this won't hurt a bit......
;)
can u do it without the needle? just teh sucking will be fine i'm sure
 
mortalwombat said:
can u do it without the needle? just teh sucking will be fine i'm sure

what???
but the needle is my *trademark!

and besides, it never hurts me to use it :p
 
warrior queen said:
daughter and i don't have it.
and i haven't cooked for 3 days, so it's not that! lol

besides, my cooking has never made anyone sick!

Well I must admit to a tummy that doesn't take to take away to well these days & seeing some places won't even think of buying food at so i believe you.
 
Gil_T2 said:
Well I must admit to a tummy that doesn't take to take away to well these days & seeing some places won't even think of buying food at so i believe you.

we haven't done takeout either - i think one of the kids brought it home from school.

but i agree, take away food is just nasty!
 
warrior queen said:
what???
but the needle is my *trademark!

and besides, it never hurts me to use it :p
might hurt to use it on yourself! i can see it wont hurt u to use it on others
 
warrior queen said:
oh! no WAY am i playing nurse to these viral-ridden, bug-filled people!
hell NO!!!

i'm staying far, far away from them, and from everything they touch!

i make the cross-protection sign every time they come within 5 feet of me :p

ROFLMAO!

Not breaking out the nurses outfit then?
 
warrior queen said:
we haven't done takeout either - i think one of the kids brought it home from school.

but i agree, take away food is just nasty!
well i enjoyed my fish and chips!
 
mortalwombat said:
might hurt to use it on yourself! i can see it wont hurt u to use it on others

heh - you're talking to the woman who pierced her own nipples and clit!

:catroar:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top