darkelf9
Pie Man
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Welcome to the thread. Just put the six pack in the tub and tell people about yourself.I have found home on this site!! I am amongst my people and I am really excited for this xx!
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Welcome to the thread. Just put the six pack in the tub and tell people about yourself.I have found home on this site!! I am amongst my people and I am really excited for this xx!
Hey,Thanks for your thoughts darkelf.

Don't go to the US and talk about Trojans, they'll think you're talking about condoms. And of course the old "thong" thing when they say.."you wear them on your feet, you guys are weird."Happy to register here as an Aussie. Details about me are on my profile. If you find anything that interests you, drop me a PM. Thanks for DE9 for kicking this thread off and for his many detailed posts. It would be great if we could have more members from Oz making contributions. Here's a question to get the ball rolling: What's a sexy story that has a dinky di Auusie flavour?
My contribution comes from the old film The Naked Bunyip which recounted the story of the expat Aussie in London at Xmas time. He was wrapping presents to send back home when he realised he'd run out of sticky tape. The ubiquitous brand in Australia back then was Durex. So he set off to find a shop to buy some. Unfortunately it was after normal trading hours and most shops were closed. As luck would have it, he found a pharmacy that was still open. So he bowled up to the counter and asked the girl behind it in his best back paddock voice, if she had any Durex. Unbeknowns to him, Durex at that time was the leading brand of condom in the UK. So, understandably, the girl looked a little flustered. She went to the drawer under the counter where such sensitive products were kept. As she surveyed the contents she asked him, "What kind were you looking for?"
Our innocent abroad replied laconically, "Doesn't really matter. But the kind that has Merry Christmas printed on it would be great."
Yes, terminology can be a minefield can't it? Years ago, I heard a story about a bush clergyman who had a large parish in the far west. He was invited to the US to visit church groups and give talks about the work he did. When he told a congregation that he only wore shorts when he went to the outback, he was surprised to see all the women suppressing giggles. Later someone enlightened him that "shorts" meant boxer underpants and "outback" meant a backyard dunny.Don't go to the US and talk about Trojans, they'll think you're talking about condoms. And of course the old "thong" thing when they say.."you wear them on your feet, you guys are weird."
Well thankfully he didn't say he was praying in the bushYes, terminology can be a minefield can't it? Years ago, I heard a story about a bush clergyman who had a large parish in the far west. He was invited to the US to visit church groups and give talks about the work he did. When he told a congregation that he only wore shorts when he went to the outback, he was surprised to see all the women suppressing giggles. Later someone enlightened him that "shorts" meant boxer underpants and "outback" meant a backyard dunny.
I think many of the ladies in the congregation may have had a hot flush and swooned if he had!Well thankfully he didn't say he was praying in the bush

Last apparent post from WQ.Season's Greetings to all!
Slightly late, but in my defense I have been incredibly unwell and am now waiting for surgery in late Jan.
I hope you all managed to catch up with loved ones and friends for Xmas
Let's hope that 2022 brings some kind of normality to our lives again - if you call living with covid 'normal' - and that we all stay well and safe as we move forward
Let's hope notLast apparent post from WQ.
i wonder how 'bush tucker' woulda gone down?Well thankfully he didn't say he was praying in the bush
I wish I could get invited to these parties! I'm in Hobart.Turns out, Tassie is a den of deviants
There are parties in Hobart, Launceston and Ulverstone on a fairly regular basis.