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[missswannie]

Had my morning giggles before coffee o'clock.
Couldn't remember the password I had put on a project email account so put a small hack program on the laptop to reveal all the passwords and accounts on the system to find it.
Caused the firewall to lock all the company data and close off communications. See it works!!
Bought the office Ethiopian coffee to make up for their disruption.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

So after some warm stuff we get a small cool change here in Melbourne town. Feels a bit like Summer with the heat then a rainy cool change. Had to use the heater last night for a little while, but played video games till the early hours as I had to strip off and cool down before going to bed. Also just had to finish the mini quest I was up to see what happened.

Speaking of video games. Had a chat to the support dude regarding my issue and as I thought the solution is to delete everything and start again. Typical IT solution, where you have to do all the work. Just wipe over 400G and start again, yep like that's going to happen. My solution is far easier, just use two consoles. Luckily I didn't sell the previous one. Plus side, I can buy more games to keep. Should of worked in IT Going to buy the next Red Dead game on Friday.

Well Wentworth was another Lib clusterfuck. It's like we are watching an episode of The Walking Dead. They're dead but they just don't know it. They probably can't quite explain why the wine doesn't taste the same as it did last year.

Was hoping to see some of the Invictus games but it has been difficult to catch it since it's not on for long periods.

Lots of tradies in the street again so cars are parked all over the place, rather annoying if you have get out and do stuff. And bin day has become a battle ground. They just park in front of the bins and don't give a fuck.

Hope the rest of your week goes well. I hear booze helps

 

[missswannie]

Great weekend over in the west. 28 in town, 25 on the beach. A bit of bush fire smoke out to sea so some great sunsets over the ocean. The Sunset Coast always provides. Just be thankful we don't post sunset photos in here, that's a WA pastime all year.
Interestingly, a couple walked up on the beach, looked all nervous, and then asked if I was Sarah. No. The lady laughed and said I had Sarah's boobs so they were wondering. I want to know who Sarah is now.

 

[PertPerth]

Great weekend over in the west. 28 in town, 25 on the beach. A bit of bush fire smoke out to sea so some great sunsets over the ocean. The Sunset Coast always provides. Just be thankful we don't post sunset photos in here, that's a WA pastime all year.
Interestingly, a couple walked up on the beach, looked all nervous, and then asked if I was Sarah. No. The lady laughed and said I had Sarah's boobs so they were wondering. I want to know who Sarah is now.

And yes, what a lovely weekend! Shame it's Monday tomorrow....

I hope everyone is enjoying the change in weather.

 

[missswannie]

Ran south from City Beach today and came across the SAS boys coming in from a swim. mmmm hmmm. File that image away for later on.

 

[Ausbellbaby]

Ran south from City Beach today and came across the SAS boys coming in from a swim. mmmm hmmm. File that image away for later on.

SAS *Drool*

 

[AussieDesire]

hello aussies hows everyones day been

 

[SomeJohn]

Greetings Aussies. 38 married dad in Sydney here. My PMs are open.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Just wondering...do camels look down and think..."Oh no, pussy foot again today"..

Well it's the last day of October and will we notice a new month starting tomorrow, well no unless it's linked to a public holiday like the first Tuesday in November. The weather could be anything but looks like the rain is mainly happening in the days leading up to the big day. Lots of rain predicted for Melbourne town to finish off the working week.

Washed the car today even though we are getting rain tomorrow mainly cause when they've said that in the past it didn't rain when I was out driving around, also it looked like I've been off road, but no, just lazy.

That time of the year when we will thinking about Christmas lunch and booking a venue if the family thing isn't happening, yep it's expensive but no washing up.

Hope the rest of the week is good for you.

 

[warrior queen]

Happy Sunday, aussies

It has been a while since I posted, so I thought I'd come in and let you all know how I have been travelling

First...... I am in a great place these days! My entire outlook on life has calmed right down, and I no longer have down days or frustration with stuff going wrong.
This may well be because I am now far more comfortable with my appearance, due to having lost a total of 35kg on keto Gone from a tight size 16 down to an 8!!!
Plus, keto has pretty much cured my insomnia, it has fixed my insulin resistance, it has contributed to the almost total elimination of joint pain from my psoriatic arthritis, and just all-round massively improved my life.

My sex life just keeps getting better and better too.
I have a regular friend-with-benefits, as well as a few other regular playmates (both male and female, and soon a regular couple as well) and am about to go to my 2nd swingers party - 17th Nov.
It's almost like I have opened the door on an entire lifestyle that I knew existed, but never dreamed I would be part of! Now I am fully part of it - and wondering why the hell I waited so damn long to play!
Went down to Hobart on Fri to attend the meet and greet drinks night hosted by the swingers group...... no face-to-face meeting, no invitation. And I was damn sure going to get an invite! Mission accomplished

The saga of my broken wrist continues....... here I am, about 23 weeks post-break and still wearing a hard brace daily. I had an appointment with the head of the orthopedics dept last Thursday, and he has decided I need to attend a clinic where ALL the ortho docs will be examining my wrist and trying to come up with a way to fix me. There is an operation we can try, but the risk of doing more damage and ending up with no movement whatsoever (effectively a fused joint) is up around 35%...... and I am not sure I want to take that kind of chance. So they figure if everyone is together, discussing my case, maybe someone will come up with an idea that nobody has thought of yet.
In the meantime, I am going to have 4 steroid injections around the entire joint to try and control the level of pain I have and also to make it so I am not in agony when I go to the clinicians meeting and 5 or 6 different doctors move my wrist around!

In the past couple of weeks, I have also sold one car and bought another....
I found that although the ignis was amazingly economical, it didn't have anywhere near enough power for my regular trips down to Hobart. Going uphill was painfully difficult and there was no way I could ever actually overtake anyone.
So I got rid of it and am now driving a vt commodore.
If any of you know anything about Tassie, it's that this is the single most commonly stolen car here!
But I have a plan..... ..... so long as I don't wash it, and keep a few maccas wrappers in the footwells, then the Ravo group who steal cars will look at it and just assume it comes from their suburb! They'll think it belongs to one of them, and so it should be left alone, lol

Anyway..... that's pretty much all the news I have at this stage.....
You can be certain I will be coming back in as soon as I get back from the next party to report back

 

[scumbag]

First...... I am in a great place these days!

Great to hear, I look forward to hearing about your exploits in November.

Onto horse racing, anyone have any tips for the cup or the oaks. I give Marmelo a big chance, but then again it is the MC and who knows.

Is anyone doing something special as in a lunch or whatever? I will be at the local pub helping the once a year noobies fill out tickets lol.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

So another Melbourne Cup has been won and the pomes got the first three places and it was rather wet so they would of felt quite at home. Did watch the race like I do every year. Used to go to school just up the road from the race course, so I know the area well.

Did learn something new this past week, 95% employment means full employment. Doesn't work for anything else. If you got 95% of a burger you would complain. If I payed 95% of my tax not sure the tax department would agree I paid it all.

So no one day cricket on the TV, well done channel 7. First time that has happened since it was made popular by Packer. Will see how much of the other forms of cricket will get the chop from free to air TV. Not impressed with the new deal. Cricket Australia is all about the dollars. As the saying goes..."it's not cricket", but they took it literally. Sack the lot of them!

Just listening to the US mid-terms and it looks like the Dems have won the house so things are going to get interesting for Trump. The Senate is still in the hands of the Republicans. Either way the message has been sent to the Republicans. Kinda of like the message being sent to the Libs. Not sure about ScoMo's bus. May be he thinks he's on a Contiki tour.

Is amazing how much IT storage you can buy these days that is plug and play. I'm old enough to remember when PC's didn't exist. I had an Apple II that had fuck all space on it and a green screen, now you can buy a compact 2TB storage device off the shelf. I'm even old enough to remember when calculators were allowed to be used in school, and no smart phones..however did we kids survive.. turns out, just fine.

After a humid few days in Melbourne town things set to cool off till next week so can't quite put away the Winter clothes just yet. Had to use the fan for a few hours the last couple of days then off with the shorts and back into the warmer clothes. Typical Melbourne Spring.

Hope the rest of the week is good for you.

 

[darkelf9]

Happy Sunday, aussies

It has been a while since I posted, so I thought I'd come in and let you all know how I have been travelling

First...... I am in a great place these days! My entire outlook on life has calmed right down, and I no longer have down days or frustration with stuff going wrong.
This may well be because I am now far more comfortable with my appearance, due to having lost a total of 35kg on keto Gone from a tight size 16 down to an 8!!!


In the past couple of weeks, I have also sold one car and bought another....
I found that although the ignis was amazingly economical, it didn't have anywhere near enough power for my regular trips down to Hobart. Going uphill was painfully difficult and there was no way I could ever actually overtake anyone.
So I got rid of it and am now driving a vt commodore.
If any of you know anything about Tassie, it's that this is the single most commonly stolen car here!
But I have a plan..... ..... so long as I don't wash it, and keep a few maccas wrappers in the footwells, then the Ravo group who steal cars will look at it and just assume it comes from their suburb! They'll think it belongs to one of them, and so it should be left alone, lol

Hey WQ

Good to see things have got better and you're in a positive mind set.

Yep Holdens are still the prefered stolen car mainly cause they are so easy to steal. A guy I knew that worked in the car industry told me about the easy way to steal a commodore. There was also a good chance your keys could open someone else's car.

I still have an old club lock and use it occasionally just to let others know that stealing my car is too much trouble, plus I rarely wash my car. I rinsed it the other day

 

[missswannie]

I think Trolley Man should have a run in the next election. He had a good crack at it.

 

[darkelf9]

Afternoon all,

Well woke up to a warm day which was a surprise. Only reason I knew it was warm is cause I went outside to get the washing and do a few tasks outside. Didn't take long to build up a sweat, then had to get naked to cool off.

So the attack near the mall in Bourke St. Didn't end well for anyone and yet another person acting out their frustrations to harm others. Not something we are used to in this country and thankfully it is a rather rare event so nobody should be scared to get out an about. In fact even as that spot was being isolated people in other parts of the city were still going out to dinner and drinks.

With no coverage of the ODI's on TV it's like the old days when the cricket was only available on the radio. It's like the ODI's didn't happen. With all this technology we're going backwards. The only people that will be able to see sport on TV are those willing to pay.

Just got my voting notice in the mail. This time we received a pamphlet rather that just a card. So I went onto to the website to see if my local polling place had changed which was a mistake cause it directed me back to pamphlet. The info was on the back page. So much for using technology. Can't fucking ask google for that!

Thankfully we don't live in the US as their voting system is so open to corruption. I didn't know that the Gov of a state can determine who votes. There isn't an independent government body that administers this. They can declare you ineligible on a whim or if you're not of an ethnic background that typically votes for them. Wow what a fucked up system. That's democracy? Although one of the Rep candidates found out he was ineligible to vote, so that must have been Santa putting him on the naughty list.

Only a couple of weeks till we start thinking about Christmas stuff. Have already booked the Christmas lunch buffet. Doing something different this year since everyone has got older. I rarely go to buffets but do like the sweets

Hope the rest of your week is good. Staying warm in Melbourne town for at least another day. May be naked day again tomorrow.

 

[missswannie]

Fine weather in the west, with the temptation to hit the beach every time I look out the window. Its the busy end of the year, so have to be content with heading down there at 5:30am and getting a decent swim in then.
Elections are a bit of a laugh. The ballot paper is getting longer and longer in each state. Of course all you need to do to create a bit of movement is to have dozens of micro-parties that sell preference swaps, then put an independent with a name in against the incumbents and off you go. Heading the way of Europe.
Lovely seeing good old Paul Keating on 7:30 last night. Whether he is your politics or not, he is one of the breed that have a strategic outlook on things and are able to speak to it. I thought his points on retirement, pensions, and the increase in lifespan were worthy.
A couple more trips in the coming weeks then should be able to relax a little more

 

[Rollinbones]

so, at 49 I just got a hearing aide courtesy of industrial injury. Now I can't tell if people are yelling or if I was just deaf AF!

The pretty chick who fitted the thing for me asked if had any anxiety about wearing the device and i told her "Hell NO! I am actually transitioning. I identify as a super sex cyborg sent back in time for the sole pleasure of my wife and the entertainment of my friends. This is simply the first medical intervention to invest me with enough technology to become my real self. You may continue to use male pronouns for me. I'm looking forward to future bionic endowments. I am becoming my true self."

She didn't know wether to laugh or call for security. I'm glad she laughed in the end.

 

[missswannie]

so, at 49 I just got a hearing aide courtesy of industrial injury. Now I can't tell if people are yelling or if I was just deaf AF!

The pretty chick who fitted the thing for me asked if had any anxiety about wearing the device and i told her "Hell NO! I am actually transitioning. I identify as a super sex cyborg sent back in time for the sole pleasure of my wife and the entertainment of my friends. This is simply the first medical intervention to invest me with enough technology to become my real self. You may continue to use male pronouns for me. I'm looking forward to future bionic endowments. I am becoming my true self."

She didn't know wether to laugh or call for security. I'm glad she laughed in the end.

Ha, I often wondered what pronoun would be used for AI and machine replacements. "It" is neutral but I felt that machinery and enhancements have a direction, so it is another one again? At what point do you transition from being 90% him and 10% "mech"? A machine him, a mim. And therefore a machine her is a mer.

 

[warrior queen]

PARTY NIGHT!!!
I am about to begin the get-ready routine
I am sooooo pumped for tonight, I am quivering!

I am in my hotel room, having a few pre's.....
This is going to be fun

 

[Polarity]

PARTY NIGHT!!!
I am about to begin the get-ready routine
I am sooooo pumped for tonight, I am quivering!

I am in my hotel room, having a few pre's.....
This is going to be fun

Keep us posted?

 

[warrior queen]

Sunday... home again after an absolutely fabulous night!
I ache all over
The theme for the evening was 'late halloween' so dressup was expected. I went as Mrs Mia Wallace from pulp fiction, complete with syringe sticking out of my chest, lol
Got to the mansion (8 bedrooms and 3 sitting rooms qualifies as mansion!) and was greeted by a couple wandering around half naked and she was being led around on a leash..... that pretty much set the tone for the night!
A few black russians and some socialising, and then my fun really began....

One guy, who I met on a dating site, asked me to join with himself and his friend, and now I can tick another experience off my list! I was had in every possible combination of ways - but my favourite by far was deepthroating one while being fucked by the other Get the right rhythm going and all of a sudden it goes to a whole new level!
I ended up with both guys cum being rubbed into my back
Later, I went into the massage room and had a lovely play sess with a gorgeous lady..... we had a fairly attentive audience of about 15 people and at one stage we both had about 20 hands just sliding over both of us
The evening ended with an invitation to a dungeon sometime in the next couple of weeks. I don't mind admitting that the idea is as thrilling as hell!

Seriously...... why did I wait so long to get out and explore this scene???
Bring on the next one, lol

 

[Polarity]

Sunday... home again after an absolutely fabulous night!
I ache all over
The theme for the evening was 'late halloween' so dressup was expected. I went as Mrs Mia Wallace from pulp fiction, complete with syringe sticking out of my chest, lol
Got to the mansion (8 bedrooms and 3 sitting rooms qualifies as mansion!) and was greeted by a couple wandering around half naked and she was being led around on a leash..... that pretty much set the tone for the night!
A few black russians and some socialising, and then my fun really began....

One guy, who I met on a dating site, asked me to join with himself and his friend, and now I can tick another experience off my list! I was had in every possible combination of ways - but my favourite by far was deepthroating one while being fucked by the other Get the right rhythm going and all of a sudden it goes to a whole new level!
I ended up with both guys cum being rubbed into my back
Later, I went into the massage room and had a lovely play sess with a gorgeous lady..... we had a fairly attentive audience of about 15 people and at one stage we both had about 20 hands just sliding over both of us
The evening ended with an invitation to a dungeon sometime in the next couple of weeks. I don't mind admitting that the idea is as thrilling as hell!

Seriously...... why did I wait so long to get out and explore this scene???
Bring on the next one, lol

All this in Hobart?
Sounds brilliant

 

[warrior queen]

All this in Hobart?
Sounds brilliant

Turns out, Tassie is a den of deviants
There are parties in Hobart, Launceston and Ulverstone on a fairly regular basis.

 

[Polarity]

Turns out, Tassie is a den of deviants
There are parties in Hobart, Launceston and Ulverstone on a fairly regular basis.

Been here for the week mountain biking.
Seems like I'm not doing the right kind of riding?
Haha
Tassie deviants sounds about right.

 

[warrior queen]

Been here for the week mountain biking.
Seems like I'm not doing the right kind of riding?
Haha
Tassie deviants sounds about right.

I am having so much fun exploring this new lifestyle
You're doing the Derby trails? How are you liking our little island?