Aunt Becky is going to prison

[Pookie]

I feel bad for Uncle Jesse.


Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli agree to plead guilty in college admissions scam

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/21/us/lori-loughlin-guilty/index.html

(CNN)Actress Lori Loughlin and fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli have agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy charges in connection with their role in the college admissions scam, the US Attorney's Office in the District of Massachusetts said.

Loughlin, 55, and Giannulli, 56, had been accused of paying $500,000 to get their two daughters into the University of Southern California as fake crew team recruits. They had pleaded not guilty and moved to dismiss charges as recently as two weeks ago.

As part of the plea agreement, Loughlin will be sentenced to two months in prison and Giannulli will be sentenced to five months in prison, subject to the court's approval, according to authorities.


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[Pookie]

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[Pookie]

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[Saint_Ann]

They'll probably try to buy their way out of it. What good is being rich if you can't buy justice?

 

[HisArpy]

Nothing to see here.

Martha Stewart got 5 months in prison AND 5 months of home confinement AND 2 years probation.

 

[Pookie]

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I heard Uncle Jesse said "I'm doing Fuller House instead, bitch".

Well that's what I heard.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Just five months? Talk about getting slapped with a feather. Other people have gotten more for less.

Soon as Aunt Becky gets out, she's gonna jump into her backyard pool with a melonball in her hand like nothing ever happened.

 

[hogjack]

"Mom, do we have to read and stuff to get in to like, USC, like ya know? We hate reading and all that stupid school stuff. We just wanna do pledge shit and meet all the hot guys and like party and like, OH, we look so good in Trojan colors!"

"Oh, my two lovely daughters. Reading is stupid. I agree. So I'm giving someone a half million to pretend you are, like, world class rowers! You get in and I can't wait to visit! You're growing up so fast!"

"Thanks, Mom. We love you!"

 

[stickygirl]

I feel bad for Uncle Jesse.


Lori Loughlin and Mossimo Giannulli agree to plead guilty in college admissions scam

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/21/us/lori-loughlin-guilty/index.html

(CNN)Actress Lori Loughlin and fashion designer Mossimo Giannulli have agreed to plead guilty to conspiracy charges in connection with their role in the college admissions scam, the US Attorney's Office in the District of Massachusetts said.

Loughlin, 55, and Giannulli, 56, had been accused of paying $500,000 to get their two daughters into the University of Southern California as fake crew team recruits. They had pleaded not guilty and moved to dismiss charges as recently as two weeks ago.

As part of the plea agreement, Loughlin will be sentenced to two months in prison and Giannulli will be sentenced to five months in prison, subject to the court's approval, according to authorities.


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Wow. In the UK this is the only way the Oxford & Cambridge colleges keep functioning. Daddy buys them a new science block and their brat gets an MA

 

[Queersetti]

She will be more popular inside than she is on the outside.

 

[Pookie]

She will be more popular inside than she is on the outside.

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And welcome back, stranger!!!

 

[Saint Peter]

They will both end up in protective custody.

2 months? Easy.
2 months without getting the corona?

 

[Pookie]

They will both end up in protective custody.

2 months? Easy.
2 months without getting the corona?

I hear they're taking up rowing during their stay.

 

[domroger]

She will be more popular inside than she is on the outside.

Welcome back .

 

[Biggs_Darklighter]

I hope there's video of her having hot prison lesbian sex.
Otherwise the rich fucks can rot. At least I actually liked Felicity Huffman.
I'm sure her kid will end up being a real swell human being, too.

 

[Rotadom]

How is that Mossimo is going to the big house but Frank is not?

 

[juttjaw]

I don't understand how she got so "rich"? Other than Full House, what shit has she done? Some PSAs? Lifetime movies? A trustfund from Mary Kate and Ashley?

At least Bob Saget was a decent stand up act, Uncle Jessie has his music and uncle Joey inspired Jagged Little Pill. What'd she do? Fuck, even Kimmy Gibbler was a better actor!

 

[Pookie]

I don't understand how she got so "rich"? Other than Full House, what shit has she done? Some PSAs? Lifetime movies? A trustfund from Mary Kate and Ashley?

At least Bob Saget was a decent stand up act, Uncle Jessie has his music and uncle Joey inspired Jagged Little Pill. What'd she do? Fuck, even Kimmy Gibbler was a better actor!

She married into it.

 

[bestone4ever]

I don't understand how she got so "rich"? Other than Full House, what shit has she done? Some PSAs? Lifetime movies? A trustfund from Mary Kate and Ashley?

At least Bob Saget was a decent stand up act, Uncle Jessie has his music and uncle Joey inspired Jagged Little Pill. What'd she do? Fuck, even Kimmy Gibbler was a better actor!

Residuals, dude, residuals. Lifetime movies and Mossimo (the husband) has a very successful company with a distribution deal with Target.

They got fuckloads of money.

 

[juttjaw]

Residuals, dude, residuals. Lifetime movies and Mossimo (the husband) has a very successful company with a distribution deal with Target.

They got fuckloads of money.

Yeah, I figured.

I'd make fun of Target, but I gladly pay the extra 4 cents per item so I don't have to suffer through Wal-Mart.

 

[Saint Peter]

I hear they're taking up rowing during their stay.

The timing is good to be a convicted felon.

Ask Cohen.

 

[Fermina_Daza]

Kind of shame really since some colleges are now so concerned about low admissions they're willing to accept anyone.

The irony.....

 

[hogjack]

A sock puppet with a reading disorder can get into USC.

How fucking stupid are Aunt Becky's kids?

 

[Rawhide_101]

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Nope.

 

[Saint Peter]

Kind of shame really since some colleges are now so concerned about low admissions they're willing to accept anyone.

The irony.....

Online classes. Think of all the loopholes!