Audaciously AJ

[mranyguy]

Thanks guys!!! Love you all!!

I have not replied to the text he send a bit ago

Thoughts on my dating profile? I know you guys like Amy as well as AJ... I'd appreciate your input.

First off... I'm confident in who I am. I'm intelligent and sexy. I can give a sailor a run for his money with swearing sometimes. I love to laugh and have a competitive streak.
With the confidence comes the acknowledgment that many men will pass me by because my curves have curves (I hate the term bbw, I'm beautiful because I'm me, not because I'm big.) Some women get angry about that, I don't because chemistry is important and there's no sense trying to do the whole "square peg in the round hole" thing. To those who say no thank you... I wish you the best of luck. For the guys who will continue with the profile because they want to know all of me and maybe like some junk in the trunk I say drop me a line!

I'm looking for someone who is open minded and intelligent to have conversations with. A friend to cuddle up and watch TV or a movie with, go hiking or bowling, cook a meal together or grab a bite to eat out. A healthy sexual appetite is ideal and please be as much a giver as a receiver. All that being said, I'm not looking for someone to come over for an hour or less twice a week and that's all there is. Come over, eat dinner, go for a walk, watch a movie or TV, play a game, shoot some pool and *then* get physical.

Deal breakers:
You think homosexuality is a choice and a sin.
You are racist in anyway.
You are a chain smoker and need to be in the bars every weekend.
You have to keep your activity here a secret.
Religion is a driving force in your life. (Spirituality is just fine)

Well I am interested. But I was already interested. My first reaction was, I want to see what square peg we could work into what round hole. lol

 

[Scotty20]

Well I am interested. But I was already interested. My first reaction was, I want to see what square peg we could work into what round hole. lol

I think you just did exactly what she doesn't want. Sexual innuendo is fun but there comes a time when everyone just wants an intelligent conversation.

 

[funluvinaj]

Back from vacation

Sexy as fuck and ever!!!

Thanks hon. *kiss*

Anything fun for vacation?

Beautiful lady all I see is one amazingly beautiful and incredibly sexy woman in every way possible.

Thank you.

Hello, sexy! May I wash your back for you?

Yes, yes you may!!

I can promise that there is someone who likes each and every part of you. For instance, my tongue would like to lick every inch of you.

That's a lot of licking.

I am pretty sure you said there was a great place by you to eat your fill of enchilada...... LOL

Indeed but I prefer their nachos. *sticks tongue out*

I'm a very pro-women man.

*smiles*

You are absolutely worth any effort.

*kisses*

I'd drop you a line if I'd live there and was single. I especially like your deal brakers.

And you lived in the Midwestern United States!!

Is this on top of my interview for handyman

all sounds good to me (apart from being in UK)

Yeah... That damn pond.

Seeing as you asked, there is too much detail in there for me - I'd rather discover things for myself than read what the poster thinks I want to know

I also find mentioning anything sexual in a general profile (lit excluded) off-putting. But then I've always been different

I debated on that... And I think you are right... I'll remove the sexual detail.

Regarding your profile, I'm not sure I'd mention looking for a healthy sexual appetite right away... the fish you land depends upon the bait you use, after all.

And "anyway" should be two words.

ETA: I don't think you're as big as you seem to see yourself.

1) see above about sexual content.
2) good catch on any way. Even English majors make mistakes.
3) thanks for the ETA

just dropping in to say HI Gorgeous

Hi sexy man!

God I would love to help you wash that sexy body

If I had my pick I'd rather someone wash my hair.

Well I am interested. But I was already interested. My first reaction was, I want to see what square peg we could work into what round hole. lol

*giggle* you are so predictable.

I think you just did exactly what she doesn't want. Sexual innuendo is fun but there comes a time when everyone just wants an intelligent conversation.

I agree except I've know him for 6 years and took me out for the best breakfast date I'd ever had. Never tried anything inappropriate either.

Now the guy on the dating site that went there... You are right on the money... He went there too.

 

[funluvinaj]

Perky nipples

 

[Voxx]

Just yum!

 

[iluvboobz]

lovely breastesist.

 

[Cogan]

Looking good!

 

[EctoJohn]

Your boobs look damned fantastic in that pic.

 

[funluvinaj]

Another from the shower...

 

[Cogan]

Another from the shower...

Damn that my company don't have a branch in the Midwestern!

 

[Porkwarrior]

Advice please?

Had a guy respond to my profile on a dating site... We were making plans to get together tomorrow. I said let's meet for a drink and he says, what, no fun? So I said I needed more than just sex and he says... Never said just sex...but nothing says can't have any fun.

Need male perspective. My gut says he's just after sex.

Shit, this is another one of those "Shiiiiit I'm that guy!" Superpussy moments for me.
It depends on the age of the texter, but I'm guessing that you're not fishing for 20yr olds! Hell I'm 40 and I would love to have a go-kart first date, that sounds like fun!

Ooops I said a bad code word. No fun date. Suddenly we're in a bad episode of Sex In The City?
Stop second guessing people you haven't met yet! That's the one thing I've learned from two years of online dating. Ask him what his idea of a "fun" first date would be?

Not saying this chucklehead is going to be right for you...but hell can't we all do with a little more fun in our lives?

 

[rulickable]

Deliciously perky at that

 

[southerncharm77]

My god you are stunning from TOP......

Another from the shower...

To BOTTOM!

 

[AllofSean]

Another from the shower...

I'm diggin' the shower theme today! Great view of a fantastic cute ass AJ!! Yumm!!

 

[funluvinaj]

Shit, this is another one of those "Shiiiiit I'm that guy!" Superpussy moments for me.
It depends on the age of the texter, but I'm guessing that you're not fishing for 20yr olds! Hell I'm 40 and I would love to have a go-kart first date, that sounds like fun!

Ooops I said a bad code word. No fun date. Suddenly we're in a bad episode of Sex In The City?
Stop second guessing people you haven't met yet! That's the one thing I've learned from two years of online dating. Ask him what his idea of a "fun" first date would be?

Not saying this chucklehead is going to be right for you...but hell can't we all do with a little more fun in our lives?

I didn't give you all the info... He kept asking for naked pics too. There was no doubt in my mind based on the convo that we had that fun referred to messing around.

He was very forward about sex. Maybe I deserved that with my profile. All mention of sex has been removed.

 

[funluvinaj]

Just yum!

Thanks! Just yum is fun.

lovely breastesist.

I'm not sure what the second word is but ill take lovely breasts

Looking good!

Feeling good!

Your boobs look damned fantastic in that pic.

Thank you. *kiss*

Damn that my company don't have a branch in the Midwestern!

Indeed!!

Deliciously perky at that

Was just a bit nipply

My god you are stunning from TOP......

To BOTTOM!

*curtsies* thank you m'lord.

I'm diggin' the shower theme today! Great view of a fantastic cute ass AJ!! Yumm!!

Thanks Sean!

 

[southerncharm77]

I didn't give you all the info... He kept asking for naked pics too. There was no doubt in my mind based on the convo that we had that fun referred to messing around.

He was very forward about sex. Maybe I deserved that with my profile. All mention of sex has been removed.

No matter what you put in your profile doesn't mean that you should be disrespected by anyone. You deserve respect and should receive it period.

 

[funluvinaj]

No matter what you put in your profile doesn't mean that you should be disrespected by anyone. You deserve respect and should receive it period.

That might be but I'm a firm believer in you receive what you give. So now I feel I will justified in telling him to fuck off.

 

[southerncharm77]

That might be but I'm a firm believer in you receive what you give. So now I feel I will justified in telling him to fuck off.

You go beautiful!

 

[kcdragon]

Boy, you've been more active over the weekend than all of last week when I was checking your thread constantly. Not in a stalker way, but in a....nah, in a stalker way.

First things first (second?): that full body view is incredible! I don't know who the genius was that told you that, but he must be a great guy.

Next, the guy is playing the game wrong no matter his intent. There are plenty of good guys out there that will be direct and less douchey. If nothing else, maybe you'll save the next lady from a dick approach.

Your profile is great. Direct and honest without playing the word game. I think you will get responses from those you're looking for (and obviously some from those you don't) with it so I say keep it as is. Plus, leave the anyway in there and anybody who notices it is worthy of a second look.

Perky and perk inducing nipples, good lord woman that is a view of arousal right there.

I don't know how you get some of those angles in the shower, but I am both impressed and glad you manage. It's like I'm sitting in the shower with you and watching. That's something I like quite a lot.

 

[Ekserb]

So the whole enchilada...

Not to disparage any other part of you, but this is the sexiest piece of the shower photo. I love the way your hips flare out like shelves. In the immortal words of the great philosopher of our time, Paris Hilton: "That's hot."

 

[Cogan]

I didn't give you all the info... He kept asking for naked pics too. There was no doubt in my mind based on the convo that we had that fun referred to messing around.

He was very forward about sex. Maybe I deserved that with my profile. All mention of sex has been removed.

I'm with southerncharm on this. No one deserves to be treated disrespectfully no matter what they wright in there profile!

That might be but I'm a firm believer in you receive what you give. So now I feel I will justified in telling him to fuck off.

You have all right to do so.

 

[LondonSnap]

That might be but I'm a firm believer in you receive what you give. So now I feel I will justified in telling him to fuck off.

Can't you find a phrase with less ambiguity...?

 

[RjThoughts]

I didn't give you all the info... He kept asking for naked pics too. There was no doubt in my mind based on the convo that we had that fun referred to messing around.

He was very forward about sex. Maybe I deserved that with my profile. All mention of sex has been removed.

Oh shit! You mean if I teleport to Iowa, all I'm getting is an evening of you being naked as I drink a diet Pepsi?

 

[Ric87]

Thanks guys!!! Love you all!!

I have not replied to the text he send a bit ago

Thoughts on my dating profile? I know you guys like Amy as well as AJ... I'd appreciate your input.

First off... I'm confident in who I am. I'm intelligent and sexy. I can give a sailor a run for his money with swearing sometimes. I love to laugh and have a competitive streak.
With the confidence comes the acknowledgment that many men will pass me by because my curves have curves (I hate the term bbw, I'm beautiful because I'm me, not because I'm big.) Some women get angry about that, I don't because chemistry is important and there's no sense trying to do the whole "square peg in the round hole" thing. To those who say no thank you... I wish you the best of luck. For the guys who will continue with the profile because they want to know all of me and maybe like some junk in the trunk I say drop me a line!

I'm looking for someone who is open minded and intelligent to have conversations with. A friend to cuddle up and watch TV or a movie with, go hiking or bowling, cook a meal together or grab a bite to eat out. A healthy sexual appetite is ideal and please be as much a giver as a receiver. All that being said, I'm not looking for someone to come over for an hour or less twice a week and that's all there is. Come over, eat dinner, go for a walk, watch a movie or TV, play a game, shoot some pool and *then* get physical.

Deal breakers:
You think homosexuality is a choice and a sin.
You are racist in anyway.
You are a chain smoker and need to be in the bars every weekend.
You have to keep your activity here a secret.
Religion is a driving force in your life. (Spirituality is just fine)

You're definitely my type of woman,
wish I was closer to you.