Audaciously AJ

[Porkwarrior]

I didn't give you all the info... He kept asking for naked pics too. There was no doubt in my mind based on the convo that we had that fun referred to messing around.

He was very forward about sex. Maybe I deserved that with my profile. All mention of sex has been removed.

Yeah okay...he gets thrown in the douche pile

I'd leave your profile as is...gives the leg humping chuckleheads something to slobber over and makes it easy to weed through the herd.

Then again I'm the last person to take online dating advice from...met my Ex on AOL!

 

[draconus_infernus]

Just gorgeous!

 

[zhutt]

I didn't give you all the info... He kept asking for naked pics too. There was no doubt in my mind based on the convo that we had that fun referred to messing around.

He was very forward about sex. Maybe I deserved that with my profile. All mention of sex has been removed.

Maybe the most important lesson learned is that you can trust your gut. From what I have read from you, I think you can trust your feelings, because you are not some ditzy girl. As a matter of fact, I find your wit to be another quite sexy part of you.

 

[peekingone]

This for a certain someone who said the parts I don't like others do...

So the whole enchilada...

mmmmmm so damn sexy and now turn so I can spank that ass and #$% you

 

[EctoJohn]

Another from the shower...

That is jaw droppingly sexy.

Thank you. *kiss*

Oooh, a kiss too!
*kiss*

 

[draconus_infernus]

As for what you said on your dating profile, I'd like to think that I've gotten to know you pretty well over the years, and I consider you a dear friend. If anyone can't accept what you've put out there (and I am in full agreement with your deal breakers), or they're like the guy who was just looking for "fun," then they're not worth ypur time. Period, end of story. If all a guy's interested i is getting in your pants, then he's going to miss out on a hell of a lot.

You, my friend, are a hell of a lady. You've got brains, and a wicked sense of humor. There's more to you than a hot body, although you have that, too

 

[kevind22]

This for a certain someone who said the parts I don't like others do...

So the whole enchilada...

Sweet Jesus, you're sexy

 

[mranyguy]

*giggle* you are so predictable.

I try hard not to be too! LOL

It seems like you are feeling a little more like your self with that description. That is the fun, sexy, amazing tempting lass that cannot be ignored.

I had to edit and give AJ a big hug for the support. Who knew I wasn't a total bastard? LMAO ....I am still going to argue that the best time for intelligent conversation is right after the most amazing sex of your life.... it is so much more freeing than a cup of coffee... though... some people are damn sexy over coffee.

 

[jedimindtrik]

Another from the shower...

With that sexy ass there with me I would love to wash your hair just don't mind the cock straining against your ass as I run my hands through your hair and scalp

 

[funluvinaj]

You go beautiful!

Woot!

Boy, you've been more active over the weekend than all of last week when I was checking your thread constantly. Not in a stalker way, but in a....nah, in a stalker way.

First things first (second?): that full body view is incredible! I don't know who the genius was that told you that, but he must be a great guy.

Next, the guy is playing the game wrong no matter his intent. There are plenty of good guys out there that will be direct and less douchey. If nothing else, maybe you'll save the next lady from a dick approach.

Your profile is great. Direct and honest without playing the word game. I think you will get responses from those you're looking for (and obviously some from those you don't) with it so I say keep it as is. Plus, leave the anyway in there and anybody who notices it is worthy of a second look.

Perky and perk inducing nipples, good lord woman that is a view of arousal right there.

I don't know how you get some of those angles in the shower, but I am both impressed and glad you manage. It's like I'm sitting in the shower with you and watching. That's something I like quite a lot.

I love your responses!

Timer, phone (all iPhone pics) propped, and lots of deleted pics

Not to disparage any other part of you, but this is the sexiest piece of the shower photo. I love the way your hips flare out like shelves. In the immortal words of the great philosopher of our time, Paris Hilton: "That's hot."

*blush* Thanks.
Hips I got!!! Very Hippy!

I'm with southerncharm on this. No one deserves to be treated disrespectfully no matter what they wright in there profile!

You have all right to do so.[/QUOTE

Thanks love. *kisses*

Can't you find a phrase with less ambiguity...?

*giggles* I didn't actually tell him that anyway.

Oh shit! You mean if I teleport to Iowa, all I'm getting is an evening of you being naked as I drink a diet Pepsi?

If you teleport to Iowa you won't have time to drink a diet Pepsi. *wink*

You're definitely my type of woman,
wish I was closer to you.

Thanks. *huge grin*
Y'all make me feel so special. Thank you.

Yeah okay...he gets thrown in the douche pile

I'd leave your profile as is...gives the leg humping chuckleheads something to slobber over and makes it easy to weed through the herd.

Then again I'm the last person to take online dating advice from...met my Ex on AOL!

I changed it, I'll post the latest revised version. I did, in fact, ask him what a fun date would be for him. He answered with "staying in watching a movie and seeing what happen "

Just gorgeous!

*licks*

Maybe the most important lesson learned is that you can trust your gut. From what I have read from you, I think you can trust your feelings, because you are not some ditzy girl. As a matter of fact, I find your wit to be another quite sexy part of you.

Yes, I think you are right about trusting my gut. Thank you.

mmmmmm so damn sexy and now turn so I can spank that ass and #$% you

*bends* spank me!! I've been a very bad girl.

That is jaw droppingly sexy.

Oooh, a kiss too!
*kiss*

Of course a kiss!!

As for what you said on your dating profile, I'd like to think that I've gotten to know you pretty well over the years, and I consider you a dear friend. If anyone can't accept what you've put out there (and I am in full agreement with your deal breakers), or they're like the guy who was just looking for "fun," then they're not worth ypur time. Period, end of story. If all a guy's interested i is getting in your pants, then he's going to miss out on a hell of a lot.

You, my friend, are a hell of a lady. You've got brains, and a wicked sense of humor. There's more to you than a hot body, although you have that, too

Love you sweetie. <3

Sweet Jesus, you're sexy

Thank you. *smiles*

I try hard not to be too! LOL

It seems like you are feeling a little more like your self with that description. That is the fun, sexy, amazing tempting lass that cannot be ignored.

I had to edit and give AJ a big hug for the support. Who knew I wasn't a total bastard? LMAO ....I am still going to argue that the best time for intelligent conversation is right after the most amazing sex of your life.... it is so much more freeing than a cup of coffee... though... some people are damn sexy over coffee.

You know you have a standing invitation for the after sex convo right?

With that sexy ass there with me I would love to wash your hair just don't mind the cock straining against your ass as I run my hands through your hair and scalp

I love feeling a nice hard cock pressed against my ass

 

[RjThoughts]

If I could teleport, I'd send you to me, along with a few others

 

[funluvinaj]

The updated profile

I'm a bigger lady, but it does not bother me; if it's likely to bother you, thanks for reading this far and good luck!

This is pretty simple...

I'm confident in who I am. I'm intelligent and creative. I love to laugh and I have a competitive streak so I enjoy games and cards (message me to find out which ones) I like learning and could use a friend to improve my pool shooting or my bowling (we'll have to go out if you wanna see how good (bad) I am!!

Must be in the general area

Deal breakers:
You think homosexuality is a choice/a sin.
You are racist in any way.
You are a chain smoker.
You need to hit the bars every weekend.
Your being on a dating site must be a secret.

 

[RjThoughts]

I'm a bigger lady, but it does not bother me; if it's likely to bother you, thanks for reading this far and good luck!

This is pretty simple...

I'm confident in who I am. I'm intelligent and creative. I love to laugh and I have a competitive streak so I enjoy games and cards (message me to find out which ones) I like learning and could use a friend to improve my pool shooting or my bowling (we'll have to go out if you wanna see how good (bad) I am!!

Must be in the general area

Deal breakers:
You think homosexuality is a choice/a sin.
You are racist in any way.
You are a chain smoker.
You need to hit the bars every weekend.
Your being on a dating site must be a secret.

Hopefully this will keep the "Sex Only Seekers" at bay

 

[kcdragon]

I love your responses!

Timer, phone (all iPhone pics) propped, and lots of deleted pics

I think I'm going to need a direct line to your iPhone photos so I can see the ones that get deleted. I think some of those would be fun to see.

 

[funluvinaj]

Hopefully this will keep the "Sex Only Seekers" at bay

We shall see.

I think I'm going to need a direct line to your iPhone photos so I can see the ones that get deleted. I think some of those would be fun to see.

Oh no... Those are deleted for a reason!!!

 

[funluvinaj]

At work last week.

 

[kcdragon]

Oh no... Those are deleted for a reason!!!

I think we've already covered the fact that your reasons will most likely be far too restrictive for my tastes! Hence, I should decide what needs to be deleted. I know, I know, it's a rough task, but I'm willing to sacrifice my time and artistic abilities for the greater good. It's what I do for my fellow man and woman.

 

[funluvinaj]

And again at work...

 

[kcdragon]

You make work fun. Even my work is more fun when you're showing what you do at your work. Not an easy feat my friend.

 

[funluvinaj]

I think we've already covered the fact that your reasons will most likely be far too restrictive for my tastes! Hence, I should decide what needs to be deleted. I know, I know, it's a rough task, but I'm willing to sacrifice my time and artistic abilities for the greater good. It's what I do for my fellow man and woman.

Did I send you a link to the ass video... It's one of those that I'm not so confident about putting up

 

[RjThoughts]

Work pictures are awesome!

(but receiving some in a flashdrive when you return from vacation, shocking ones, is also great! )

 

[southerncharm77]

I'm a bigger lady, but it does not bother me; if it's likely to bother you, thanks for reading this far and good luck!

This is pretty simple...

I'm confident in who I am. I'm intelligent and creative. I love to laugh and I have a competitive streak so I enjoy games and cards (message me to find out which ones) I like learning and could use a friend to improve my pool shooting or my bowling (we'll have to go out if you wanna see how good (bad) I am!!

Must be in the general area

Deal breakers:
You think homosexuality is a choice/a sin.
You are racist in any way.
You are a chain smoker.
You need to hit the bars every weekend.
Your being on a dating site must be a secret.

Gorgeous lady you already know what I think about you!

Speaking of a sweet delicious delight!

 

[southerncharm77]

Mouth watering delicious!

 

[kcdragon]

Did I send you a link to the ass video... It's one of those that I'm not so confident about putting up

I don't believe so, but you're more than welcome to remedy that situation immediately. And if I have seen it, I don't think I'll be bitching about seeing it again.

 

[Cogan]

We could have a contest about who's worse in pool and bowling. I think there would be many laughs!
I hope the new profile help you find what you seek.

Nice work pics!