ATTN: Women in Massachusetts--you should read this

[Central MA Guy]

I have a problem. I'm a 25/m in Worcester, MA with an overactive tongue. You can use your imagination as to what kind of activities my tongue could be used for, but what I really need is a female volunteer to use it on.

If you like oragasms, then you should reply and we should chat some time. Ideally, chatting would lead to a phone conversation, which would lead to a real meeting.

I am a good-looking man, but I have been told that my face is particularly appealling when between a woman's thighs. Any help with my problem would be greatly appreciated.

 

[Red Hot Pussy]

You poor thing!

i can volunteer! i think my thighs look pretty nice with a guy's face between them. is it ok if my bf watches? can i assume it's ok if i suck your cock too?

 

[Central MA Guy]

I guess I don't really care who watches, so sure your boyfriend is no problem. And if you really insist, I will accept a blowjob. Check your box for a PM from me.

 

[Red Hot Pussy]

sorry my PMs are turned off. my bf is out of the country right now, i'll catch you when he comes back!

 

[Central MA Guy]

Okay.

 

[Central MA Guy]

I'm new here and have never posted a thread. I am curious to see if I get any serious replies here. I've read other postings, and it seems like a lot of chatting takes place in the Personals, but not so much actually getting anything accomplished. I could be wrong. I guess we shall see.

 

[Central MA Guy]

bump?

 

[Central MA Guy]

hey!!

 

[Central MA Guy]

bump.

 

[Central MA Guy]

bump.

 

[Central MA Guy]

This is getting out of hand.

 

[Central MA Guy]

Maybe I should market myself to the ladies in Rhode Island. Not a lot of action taking place here in Mass apparently.

 

[Central MA Guy]

what the hell?

 

[SinfulSnape]

bump

 

[Central MA Guy]

Thanks, Sinful. Even though you're a guy, I'm just happy to not be alone.

 

[College_geek]

It does seem that there aren't many Mass women on Lit. I would recommend checking out the New England members thread in this board.

 

[SinfulSnape]

Actually I am a women, but hey...

 

[flylow]

Actually I am a women, but hey...

Hiya Sinful... where in RI?? Aquidneck, here. Shoot me a PM.....

 

[Central MA Guy]

Sorry, Sinful, I don't know what the hell made me think you were a guy.

 

[Central MA Guy]

Perhaps this dancing banana will get the ladies' attention.

 

[Central MA Guy]

I'm going to see if I can experiment. I bet I can get one of the other chicks to help me out and run this same peronsal ad but from a women's point of view. Details at 11.

 

[Red Hot Pussy]

You were right

I posted a the exact same ad offering my oral services to the men of Massachusetts and got 30 PMs. I wish the timing were better, my bf is a Marine in Iraq, and I really can't act on anything until he gets back, but I have quite a few new friends to follow up with later on . . .
I wish we could help each other out, Central MA Guy, maybe another time . . .