ATTN. Newbies. Get Your Shit Together!

[fgarvb1]

Because if you don't you are only going to be fresh meat.


1. Don't come here and bitch us out before you know what the hell is going on. Prior experience on other boards or a trip to hell is acceptable. if you don't know how to conduct yourself, than lurk for awhile.

2. At least break between every few sentences. A lot of us read hundreds if not thousands of postings a day. You will make us crossed eyed and foul tempered.

3. Try to keep your facts straight. We lust after the blood of lairs and people who are trying to fool us.


I'm sure other people will add more to this...and should.

 

[bra_man69]

 

[High]

Some how I just couldn't help myself.



<------- One newbie.

 

[someplace]

Not to generalize or disparage the many because of a few, but there are a couple of the latest crop who seem to need more obedience training than mentoring or adoption, don't you think farbergarver?

 

[Guest]

 

[bra_man69]

hey someplace well you take me in

 

[HeavyStick]

One newbie.

No shit

 

[Guest]

define newbie..............

that is your first quest..

 

[illinois_guy2]

Because if you don't you are only going to be fresh meat.


1. Don't come here and bitch us out before you know what the hell is going on. Prior experience on other boards or a trip to hell is acceptable. if you don't know how to conduct yourself, than lurk for awhile.

2. At least break between every few sentences. A lot of us read hundreds if not thousands of postings a day. You will make us crossed eyed and foul tempered.

3. Try to keep your facts straight. We lust after the blood of lairs and people who are trying to fool us.


I'm sure other people will add more to this...and should.

Oh man,

We're supposed to keep our facts straight and know what the hell is going on?

When the hell did that start?

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

No shit

It's the AV that gave him/her away.

 

[High]

No shit

Ok pops, thats enough out of you.

 

[ClaudiusMaximus]

1. I haven't been to hell, but I have won a war against 50000 psychic zombie vampires, so I have a right to bitch.

2. Solution is to copy and paste into your favourite text editor and insert the breaks yourself you pompous twat.

3. Advertising is a form of lying.

4. Just to be clever.

 

[MWG]

4. Keep your fucking mouth shut about with whom you're exchanging/sending PMs, unless someone PMs you with a threat. Even then, that's a privilege usually reserved for the oldbies. PMs are private for a reason, and if you share, you'll be crucified.

 

[High]

It's the AV that gave him/her away.

I am a guy
wooden boy

 

[someplace]

hey someplace well you take me in

Sorry, you're past your sell-by date as a Newbie with that many posts.

 

[High]

4. Keep your fucking mouth shut about with whom you're exchanging/sending PMs, unless someone PMs you with a threat. Even then, that's a privilege usually reserved for the oldbies. PMs are private for a reason, and if you share, you'll be crucified.

I don't do PMs, so I don't have to worry about that.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I am a guy
wooden boy

Is this Dreamweaver?

 

[70/30]

Plasmaball you're no newbie. Even in serious times you've cracked me up.

 

[Blackethorne]

Not to generalize or disparage the many because of a few, but there are a couple of the latest crop who seem to need more obedience training than mentoring or adoption, don't you think farbergarver?

Yeah baby, beat me with impunity, I love it

 

[fgarvb1]

Not to generalize or disparage the many because of a few, but there are a couple of the latest crop who seem to need more obedience training than mentoring or adoption, don't you think farbergarver?

Well, someplace, they are kinda like how I got this scar on my leg.

I pulled the trigger before the pistol cleared the scabbard.

I, like they, didn't know the teeth on the hammer were worn because I didn't take to check out a thing that was new to me but old to someone else.


signed...ole quick draw.


PS, if you want to spank them into submission can I watch?

 

[bra_man69]

think iam going to go cry someplace

and newbie women we must see you tits

 

[High]

Is this Dreamweaver?

Who is that?
You keep beating your meat like that, you will end up with splinters. or dry rot.

 

[Guest]

Plasmaball you're no newbie. Even in serious times you've cracked me up.

thats the cruel thing about my famliy...we will make a joke about anything and anyone.......We can be mean.....The only difference is we normally keep it in the family so......

Almost all the time.....all but my dad's anthrax joke....oh that was a good one..

I wonder when i did this tho.

I consider anyone under 1000 posts to be a newbie.....but then again i am learning things all the time about this board.

 

[HeavyStick]

Ok pops, thats enough out of you.

pops? uh oh we got a flame artisit here.

back away folks, nothing to see here.

 

[High]

pops? uh oh we got a flame artisit here.

back away folks, nothing to see here.

Then this thread is dead, right? Mr. Stick.