Attention Seeker

[YerHmblNarrator]

Hello ladies (and gentelmen- though I'm not interested in you, a guy has got to have preferences). I am in need of some attention. You ever get that feeling that if your blood doesn't get pumping, if you don't get that thrill, you are just going to crawl out of your skin? Well, I am now a mess of meat and bones. (I know, not exactly the sexiest image, but those can come later.) I'm really interested in contacting someone who can get my pulse racing, to set my hormones ablaze, and to make my cock throb with anticipation.

PM me if you're interested.
Alex

PS- I also have a web cam.

 

[YerHmblNarrator]

Hmmm, it seems as though I have met with a roadblock of sorts. Being fairly new to this sort of thing, it seems as if I don't have the proper etiquette to provoke a response. Could any of you help me out here? Would it be better to be crass? Would lurid depictions of my manhood work? Or should I lasciviously describe the fantasies I am seeking to fulfill?

Any thoughts?