Attention One and All

[seXieleXie]

I am proud to announce that Lavender has agreed to marry me. The union will be blessed before God and man by our very own Dixon Carter Lee in a small private ceramony in Vermont. Modest Mouse will be the maid of honor and Mischka will be the best man. Marxist will be the flower girl and Never will be the ring bearer. Lavy and I are so happy to be sharing this good news with all of you. Her bridal registry is with K-Mart and all gifts can be sent to seXieleXie@literotica.com . Thank you for allowing us to share this special moment with the community that has fostered our love.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Bitch. I thought we had something. What about our late night heavy petting and algebra sessions? You put my coefficients through your quadratic equation! I'd always scream when you did the opposite of my b. Can lavy do that for you? Can she? No! She's a lawyer

Bitch.

*wails* I'm uncon *sniffle* solable.

 

[Guest]

 

[seXieleXie]

muffy, honey, baby, you gotta understand... what we had between us was just math... lavender and i have something more... something beautiful.

besides, i was tired of you calling me problem child at the height of derivational passion

 

[lobito]

Um, I got ah, got you a gift. *placing it on the table and running out*

 

[seXieleXie]

Um, I got ah, got you a gift. *placing it on the table and running out*

it's ticking... why is it ticking?

 

[Starfish]

Make that three of us that she's led on.

Fuck.



I think I am going to try men next time. FUcking women! Always thinking they can change me or make me more happy than men.

That whole "you haven't had a good pussy yet" or the bit about "Try me, I'll make you come back to this side." shit is all out of their sick facination with their pussies.

Fuck em. Everyone of them.

 

[Rubyfruit]

besides, i was tired of you calling me problem child at the height of derivational passion

Heh.

 

[seXieleXie]

Fuck em. Everyone of them.

i think that is a good philosophy towards pussies, starfish.

 

[Starfish]

Yes, but is it practical?

 

[Laurel]

Who's in charge of the bachelorette parties?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Er, I wasn't calling out Problem Child's name. I know it sounded like that, but it was a combination of problem and cosine. You know I love drawing cosine problems on your nipples. Yeah.

I never meant anything to you. I was just a quick piece of Pi for you. I'm hurting now.

 

[alexandraaah]

Unbe-fucking-lievable.

I *knew* purple ass was leading me on, I just *knew* it.

I'm here for you in your time of need. Lean against my breast and your troubles shall vanish.

 

[seXieleXie]

Laurel - Are you offering?

Muffie - You know I could never satisfy your thirst for cock. I treasure our time together, really. I'll never look at a graphing calculator the same way again. But I've moved on and it's time you did too.

 

[Guest]

 

[KillerMuffin]

Fine.

I want my slide rule back. And my Annotated History of Math book. And that CD I made for you of me doing proofs for you. You can keep the rest. Consider it a wedding present.

Come console me, Fishie. You don't mind if I call you Problem Ch-- Cosine, do you?

 

[april-wine]

I'm just so afraid to trust, to love, to feel, again.

are you wearing a bra?

Ahhhhhhhh Foxy I am crushed.....Damaged beyond repair..........

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm just so afraid to trust, to love, to feel, again.

are you wearing a bra?

It's okay. I told you she was no good for you.
no

 

[seXieleXie]

Alright Muffie if that's the way it's going to be, I want my protractor back. No no, not that one, the big one.

 

[lavender]

 

[Guest]

 

[april-wine]

Shit, shit, shit.

Now I'm in worlds of trouble.

Lips, the lips, they're everywhere, they're everywhere...

*runs and hides*

Looking under the bed.........What are you doing under the bed baby????

 

[seXieleXie]

Modest Mouse and Marxist will have matching dresses:

http://www.crochetcreations.com/Collector%20Dolls/P073.jpg

and tuxes for Mischka and Never

http://www.outdoorgirl.net/Images/models-images/tuxedo.jpg

 

[alexandraaah]

oh, the drama...

do I need to change av's to help your decision, foxy?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Lavy, I feel that it would be in my best interests to no longer have contact with lexie. As my lawyer, I leave it to you to handle dissolution of our study group and the supplies that went with it.