Thunder69
Really Really Experienced
- Joined
- Sep 27, 2001
- Posts
- 427
* Grow up and quit trying to "eat" each other.
* Lose the megadoses of PMS!
* ALWAYS foreplay is MORE than a quick squeeze of a PENIS.
* Learn how to suck with intensity and passion, as tho it will be your last suck ever.
* When you ask us if we look good, we aren't asking for you to tell us the truth, we are in a bad mood and whatever you say, we are going to fight Just a teeny bit of validation goes a LONG way!
* you are right there, could you PLEASE get me a beer.
* Make the bed if you are the last one out of it.
* Put the seat on the toilet up, I am usually good at aiming, but miss occasionally
* Don't forget the douche
* and the Gas-X.
* Yes, that woman has "huge tits", but then so could we if you wanted to pay for them. <CHECK>
* The remote control is NOT a security blanket, its protection against soap opersa
* Watching golf on TV puts you to sleep, so we can go to the Gentlemans Clubs
ty to TN for the edit !!!
* Lose the megadoses of PMS!
* ALWAYS foreplay is MORE than a quick squeeze of a PENIS.
* Learn how to suck with intensity and passion, as tho it will be your last suck ever.
* When you ask us if we look good, we aren't asking for you to tell us the truth, we are in a bad mood and whatever you say, we are going to fight Just a teeny bit of validation goes a LONG way!
* you are right there, could you PLEASE get me a beer.
* Make the bed if you are the last one out of it.
* Put the seat on the toilet up, I am usually good at aiming, but miss occasionally
* Don't forget the douche
* and the Gas-X.
* Yes, that woman has "huge tits", but then so could we if you wanted to pay for them. <CHECK>
* The remote control is NOT a security blanket, its protection against soap opersa
* Watching golf on TV puts you to sleep, so we can go to the Gentlemans Clubs
ty to TN for the edit !!!
