attention ladies

[Harbinger]

i am currently collecting the fantasies of young women ( sorry no older ones, they don't have good fantasies) for a book that i hope to make a lot of money on. i can't fake anything convincing, and my publisher says get on the stick. so you don't think this is a cheap come on where i want to get your writing that you worked so hard on for free, like so many othewrs, i can offer you something in return. i am a Tangelo with the Nuerotic Mime Posse, and i will do some mime in exchangew for your fantasies. for regular stuff i will do walking against the wind, but if it s really hot i will do trapped in a box. its over the internet, so you will just have to trust me. thanks

 

[lobito]

heeeeeeeeeee's baaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

 

[miles]

What a great idea! I'm sure you will get a warm response.

Good luck.

 

[KillerMuffin]

ROTMMFLMFFSAO

Harbinger, you idiot

 

[Harbinger]

couldn't resist. does that mean I'm evil?

 

[ohiobbw]

Now that's just funny!

 

[shadowsource]

Can you do "Flushed in the Bog?"

If so, I'll tell you all about how Alan Greenspan used to shrimp me while I was entertaining my two favorite men.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I think it is so unfair of you people to laugh at him like this just because Tangelos are hybrids. You racist pigs! AND WHAT DOES THE WEB SITE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS! STICK TO THE POINT! STICK TO THE POINT? STICK TO THE...

I'm sorry, what was the point again?

 

[Gilly Bean]

ROFLMAO


Yep, He did.

 

[Mischka]

i am currently collecting the fantasies of young women

*Takes a deep breath.*

OK, here goes. I am sitting in the hiring partner's office, in a conservative skirt suit, silk thigh highs, and heels. I smile at him, and he leans towards me. My mouth parts almost inperceptibly , in breathless anticipation. He knowingly smiles at me, and says, "Congratulations. You got the job!"

This was a solicitation for any kind of fantasy, right?

 

[Gilly Bean]

ok, that's just WEIRD!... My last post was in RESPONCE to Mischka... how did it get on top?


-shakes her head....-

Long night... not enough sleep.

(to bad being preggy means NO SLEEPING PILLS)


Gilly Bean