Attention All KID ROCK1 Haters Here At Lit...

[KID ROCK1]

I appreciate everyone of you who are doing your job to get me over with the fans as the #1 heel of Lit...

You guys/gals can take a break tho cuz i'm sooooo over at this board and I owe it all to you people who constantly go out of your way each and everytime I post to sell my topics, talk shit about me, make me out to be this horrible person, portray me as the anti-christ, a mean spirited bastard, a backstabber, someone ya can't trust with your last dime, a pure evil troublemaker, coldhearted and cut-throat...

Without you peoples help I could never have the reputation of being Lits #1 Heel, and the guy ya just love to hate...

Thank you...

Image is everything...

~i~

 

[nasty]

K

BYE!!!!!!!

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

C Ya.

 

[lavender]

 

[sexy-girl]

since DCL didnt say it .... DANCE MONKEY BOY


hehe sorry i got some good news about something so im goofy

 

[Nathon_88]

Good ridance?

 

[Guru]

 

[Harbinger]

Never seen ya before this most recent cameo, but I wanted to let you know you didn't disappoint your reputation. Hope that makes you feel better.

 

[fgarvb1]

thank god, it's about fucking time!

verse:6 yahooo!..............HAPPY DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the trouble is he always comes back. damit!

 

[Renegade]

*continues poking KR1 with a stick as he leaves* Why do I keep getting the feeling he'll later post something along the lines of "You really thought I was leaving for good? Losers! You just marked out"?

*sighs* It's like one of those wonderful dreams where you know you'll wake up from any minute. Somebody pinch me.

 

[lavender]

 

[Harbinger]

i'm sooooo over at this board

I think that's what people have been trying to tell you.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

He's "come back" many times. And never, not once, has he ever apologized or tried to make ammends. He simply posts about whales or spotted owls or something equally innocuous, and says "Gee what's the problem?"

No apology. Never. Not once. If I see one, I'll back away.

So for anyone who thinks his "nice" posts merit open arms -- apology first, open arms second. That okay?

 

[Laurel]

KID ROCK1 - hated? Shit, I wish I was that popular. He starts a thread and immediately there's dozens of reads & responses. 'Fraid you'll have to work harder to get Literotica Enemy #1 status. There's at least one poster I can think of who's probably on way more ignore lists than you (no, I'm not referring to you, Todd)...

 

[KID ROCK1]

Where In My Topic Did I Say I Was Leaving...

I was simply thanking my minions for a job well done...Without all their help I could never have achieved such a prestigious title here at Lit. as your boards #1 heel...

~i~

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

THERE it is!

Good boy, Koko.

 

[Renegade]

Dammit! Lavy pinched too hard and I woke up from dreamland. Ah well, it was a wonderful couple of minutes.

 

[riff]

Who?

Who are you? Why are you here?

I have never seen you post here before- so I have no idea what you are talking about.

As for the pop-star, Kid Rock, is concerned- well, I don't listen to his music regularly though I have heard it. It's just more pop- so who cares. But the guy has made it in the US pop ciruit, so then something about his art resonates with the masses- I quote the prophetic lyrics of an 80's punk band called Telephones:

"Well, you'll soon see my smiling face
on the cover of Creme.
That's a magazine...
When the wheel's start rolling
on a well-oiled production machine...
They're gonna shove me down your throat
until you love me
You'll cAll me a hero and a rock-star
place no one above me... heh

AAND I WISH YOU'D ALL SHUT UP
AND OPEN YOUR EARS!!!
I'm Cherry Godzilla... for sale
Cherry Godsilla... made in Japan
Cherry Godzilla... pleased ta meet ya
Cherry Godzilla... that's who I am

Radio stations, they won't play my music-
No! They say if its not Journey or the Doobie Brothers, man-
We can't use it. But that's cool-
Because dope, sex, and money, ain't got no DJ- heh...
And before too long my records will be all
they ever play- ha!

AND I WISH THEY'D SNORT THAT COKE
AND PLAY MY SONG!
About GODZILLA~!
Cherry Godzilla...

 

[Mischka]

So for anyone who thinks his "nice" posts merit open arms -- apology first, open arms second. That okay?

OK, I'm one of the dupes that replied to his "nice" post. I didn't do it with open arms, but with the naive hope that perhaps if he was treated with guarded civility, then perhaps he would respond with much needed apologies. I know it was a sill idea, but I was hoping it might work.

And now to comment on another thing that just occurred to me. What is that little "~i~" thing at the bottom of his posts? It looks like a tiny penis with overgrown pubes.

 

[Harbinger]

Re: Where In My Topic Did I Say I Was Leaving...

Without all their help I could never have achieved such a prestigious title here at Lit. as your boards #1 heel...

~i~

Sorry, I think you're #2, and you don't even try harder.

 

[Problem Child]

me...this horrible person,...me...the anti-christ, a mean spirited bastard, a backstabber, someone ya can't trust with your last dime, a pure evil troublemaker, coldhearted and cut-throat...

That about sums it up.

Wait, you forgot total dickhead...or would that be redundant?

 

[Starfish]

You guys/gals can take a break tho cuz i'm sooooo over at this board.....

What's that mean? Is sooooo a word? I've used it before, sooooo it must be a word.

Anyway, I've said it before, and I'll say it again..

Morir, Pinche puto.

 

[Renegade]

And now to comment on another thing that just occurred to me. What is that little "~i~" thing at the bottom of his posts? It looks like a tiny penis with overgrown pubes.

Think it's supposed to be an abbreviation for "Icon" or something. He's referred to himself as that a few times in the past both here and other boards. Incompetent would fit better though.

 

[KillerMuffin]

What would go better with nutella... vanilla ice cream or strawberry? I'm not too sure...

 

[April]

Vanilla. The smooth creaminess counterpoints the chocolatey nutty taste of the Nutella. Kind of like silk and velvet.