Decadent Switch
Experienced
- Joined
- May 21, 2001
- Posts
- 51
Hello
I can see that things have been progressing in my absence. I only just found out that there was a thread dedicated to my own auction. I've had a quick look.
So, apparently I am "a gorgeous piece of flesh with piercing eyes and a slightly wicked sense of humor". Wow. And I never would have guessed that my eyes pierced through pictures on the internet.
I'm not sure what I can add to that. Some physical details, perhaps. Well, I'm six feet and four inches tall, have long dark hair and blue eyes. I'm into outdoor pursuits, so very lithe and athletic, with hordes of stamina. And soon now, I'll be returning to college to learn holistic therapies, so will be able to provide a great aromatherapy massage.
Other dimensions..? Well, I could tell you but that might spoil the mystery and why not provide a bit of extra fun with a tape measure, later? A shame this isn't a physical auction, with me standing naked on the block with the auctioneer asking for volunteers to confirm those measurements. Someone to oil me up as well, perhaps.
I am a model - though not professional - so have a good portfolio full of pictures that will hopefully provide an added incentive for any bidders out there. In fact, once a winner has been agreed, I will personally - on receipt of a postal address - pick out a favoured picture and send it out. And if the address is local enough, I will deliver it personally.
I don't know how the winner will be judged in a virtual auction, but I'm sure you can appoint an adjudicator amongst yourselves. Happy bidding. I hope it goes well.
Graham
I can see that things have been progressing in my absence. I only just found out that there was a thread dedicated to my own auction. I've had a quick look.
So, apparently I am "a gorgeous piece of flesh with piercing eyes and a slightly wicked sense of humor". Wow. And I never would have guessed that my eyes pierced through pictures on the internet.
I'm not sure what I can add to that. Some physical details, perhaps. Well, I'm six feet and four inches tall, have long dark hair and blue eyes. I'm into outdoor pursuits, so very lithe and athletic, with hordes of stamina. And soon now, I'll be returning to college to learn holistic therapies, so will be able to provide a great aromatherapy massage.
Other dimensions..? Well, I could tell you but that might spoil the mystery and why not provide a bit of extra fun with a tape measure, later? A shame this isn't a physical auction, with me standing naked on the block with the auctioneer asking for volunteers to confirm those measurements. Someone to oil me up as well, perhaps.
I am a model - though not professional - so have a good portfolio full of pictures that will hopefully provide an added incentive for any bidders out there. In fact, once a winner has been agreed, I will personally - on receipt of a postal address - pick out a favoured picture and send it out. And if the address is local enough, I will deliver it personally.
I don't know how the winner will be judged in a virtual auction, but I'm sure you can appoint an adjudicator amongst yourselves. Happy bidding. I hope it goes well.
Graham
