At my favorite bar......

[willywanker]

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are
having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.

Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come
from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!"

The others agree that sounds like a nice place.

Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come
from, there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place,
Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink."

Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar.

Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come
from, there's this place called Warshowski's. At Warshowski's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then they take you in the back and get you laid!"

"Wow!" say the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually
happen to you?"

"No," replies the Polish guy, "but it happened to my sister!"



Okay, that was obviously a joke. Got any stories from your favorite watering hole?

Do you prefer small neighborhood bars or trendy singles bars?

Dance floors or pool tables?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[registered "^^"]

Small quiet place

at the airport here, small dance floor, and nice people. You can keep the trendy places and shallow people.

 

[Pokerman]

I prefer dancing ON the pool table!

I prefer *bratcat* dancing on the pool table too...

 

[cymbidia]

I don't drink but i like to go listen to new music. I prefer going to places where fights aren't likely to break out. MS, the ex-pro hockey player, sorta likes the kinds of places where fights break out, and those are the kinds of places often have new music, too. Since he doesn't drink either, he's able to do the bodyguard thing for me while we're out and i always feel safe with him.

 

[Harpoon]

Another vote for...

I prefer dancing ON the pool table!

 

[~melia~]

I don't really go to "bars". I do have a few friends who are bartenders at local restaurants, and I go hang out there when they're at work.