Assumptions

[Marxist]

If you think "rap is crap" (very original) you're probably WHITE, over 25 and don't remember the last time you "fast danced" at a club.

If you believe Jonathan Edwards is really talking to your grandma, you've dialed Cleo at least once.

If you're camping in line for the "Clones," your parents don't love you and probably never will.

 

[lobito]

If you think "rap is crap" (very original) you're probably WHITE, over 25 and don't remember the last time you "fast danced" at a club.

Yeah I'm over 25, but I wouldn't be classified as "white". And I've never danced at a club.

I don't dislike "rap", but let's face it, it's hardly music. The music they use, is not original, which I guess is teh point. Some of the best rappers can't sing a lick, to save their lives. Likewise, I'd assume most singers can't rap to save their lives.

Rap is to music, what tomatos are to the fruit category.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

If you think "rap is crap" (very original) you're probably WHITE, over 25 and don't remember the last time you "fast danced" at a club.

Probably. But is IS crap. The good work being done in hip hop is good wrok, but it deserves a better name than "Rap", which is still in wide use.

And when you "Assume" you make an "Ass" out of "u" and "me".

 

[Spinaroonie]

If you're camping in line for the "Clones," your parents don't love you and probably never will.

Nope.. it's other people that don't

 

[Marxist]

Re: Re: Assumptions

And when you "Assume" you make an "Ass" out of "u" and "me".

Was that "Fast Times..." or "Summer School"? I need to rewatch the classics.


I'll admit, rap is a weird name sort of like "rock and roll". Really it's all "rock and roll," just an amalgamation of different styles and beats.

 

[unclej]

one of the funniest lines i ever heard in a movie was while bruce willis was getting the shit kicked out of him, tied to a chair in an ally by a black man that was trying to get him to scream...he asked, ''what do i have to do to get you to scream"....a bloody, beaten willis replied, "play some rap"...yep, gotta agree with that one....

 

[Marxist]

one of the funniest lines i ever heard in a movie was while bruce willis was getting the shit kicked out of him, tied to a chair in an ally by a black man that was trying to get him to scream...he asked, ''what do i have to do to get you to scream"....a bloody, beaten willis replied, "play some rap"...yep, gotta agree with that one....

Bruce Willis one-liners rank up there with the sutras.

Willis has only uttered one truly great one liner in his movie career: "Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead."

 

[alexandraaah]

Spreading the love again.

 

[Marxist]

Spreading the love again.

Nipples.

 

[RawHumor]

one of the funniest lines i ever heard in a movie was while bruce willis was getting the shit kicked out of him, tied to a chair in an ally by a black man that was trying to get him to scream...he asked, ''what do i have to do to get you to scream"....a bloody, beaten willis replied, "play some rap"...yep, gotta agree with that one....

That was in The Last Boy Scout. A very under-rated movie in my opinion.

 

[freakygirl]

John Edwards is a fake?

but i paid $150 for my private reading..

 

[Marxist]

FG, should've listened to Cleo.

 

[alexandraaah]

Nipples.

There once was a Black man in Georgia
He said shit like, "Babe, I adore ya."
He thought with his mind
But spoke through his cock
Which is why all his words just might bore ya.

 

[Rick DeVille]

Re: Re: Assumptions

Probably. But is IS crap. The good work being done in hip hop is good wrok,

'Wrok' is that a weak pun or lousy spelling?
I'll assume poor spelling

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I am white and over 25 and I love rap. Well, not all rap, indiscriminately. However, there really is quite alot of it I like. If it isn't your thing, that's cool. I just don't understand all this seething hostility that people direct at rap music. Just don't fucking listen to it! Jeez!

 

[Marxist]

There once was a Black man in Georgia
He said shit like, "Babe, I adore ya."
He thought with his mind
But spoke through his cock
Which is why all his words just might bore ya.

Quit stealing PC's thunder.

 

[alexandraaah]

Quit stealing PC's thunder.

PC's thunder smells like ass rot, why the hell would I want it?

 

[Marxist]

PC's thunder smells like ass rot, why the hell would I want it?

Ass rot? Did you floss today?

 

[alexandraaah]

Ass rot? Did you floss today?

It was your penis that fit between my teeth, you should know.

 

[unclej]

no seething hostility here hhg...just don't like it...don't like opera either...not crazy about progressive jazz....don't like most politicians...can't stand liver and onions...and disco just make me want to beat myself to death with a framing hammper and pry bar....

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Re: Re: Re: Assumptions

'Wrok' is that a weak pun or lousy spelling?
I'll assume poor spelling

That's it? I've reduced you to pointing out typos? Shit you must be scared to death of me. And here you had all the chicks thinking you were a He-man.

 

[Sillyman]

I'm under 25, and I still hate rap. Correction, I hate rap that is about how cool it is to be a pimp, about slapping/fucking whores, how great of the rapper has it, or how crappy of the rapper has it. I don't need to listen to something that's 90% lyrical rehash and bragging in a medium where the lyrics are the single most important aspect.

John Edwards can screw off. I can contact the dead perfectly well on my own. They're saying they want choclate, the kind with almonds in it preferably.

 

[lovetoread]

If you believe Jonathan Edwards is really talking to your grandma, you've dialed Cleo at least once.

Did she tell you that I called?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Assumptions

 

[perks]

OH MY GOD, BECKY!