NotHisLady
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Jesus please us! How did I fail to notice that?
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This, That, Those Them,Jesus please us! How did I fail to notice that?
Bites? Little bitty love bites, hardly leave a mark--well not much of oneThis, That, Those Them,
"Them" was a really bad movie about giant Ants
In TX there are lots of fire ants.
They are devious little buggers
Thousands of ants climb on your feet and legs,
give an all clear signal and they all
BITE
Does good kissing include a little bite or two?
Bites? Little bitty love bites, hardly leave a mark--well not much of one
Little kisses can lead to big trouble (or big fun, depending on this and that)
I probably shouldn't admit that I love that movie Big Trouble in Little China
"I" and "probably shouldn't" are good friends in my vocabulary
Having a good working vocabulary lets you say just what you mean even when you want to be...
titillating
There is a "T" in Tango,Titillating, tantalizing, teasing, tormenting...
It's rocks to see NotHisLady & Z tangoing on this thread again...
So...
Tango
I've been drunk on liquor, drunk on food, drunk on love, and drunk on sexThere is a "T" in Tango,
A "T" in Tits of which Ms Perky has at least one nice one.
(Very nice indeed. firm, tight, with a nipple at the end. But lest I digress.)
One, Two, Three were the words by Wicked Wilson Pickett
in the song land of 1000 dances.
But my favorite song by the Wicked one was Stagger Lee.
I have been known to Stagger when I'm
Drunk.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7fa4BfPQiKs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBu-ExfgCTo
Backwards AND in heels.I've been drunk on liquor, drunk on food, drunk on love, and drunk on sex
Get them all together and you've got a weekend in New Orleans!
Fats Domino sang Walking to New Orleans but frankly I'd rather take the train
If you lose your dance partner you have to train a new one to match your rhythm
Dancing isn't so hard, after all, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but...
backwards
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Ly5Tb8UGg-I

Hey Hey we're the Monkees! and people say we monkey aroundBackwards AND in heels.
Watching the smoothness of their moves,
I had to laugh thinking of some transvestites trying to walk in heels.
Certainly ying and yang between she and them.
"She" was one of those songs that reminds me of an broken relationship.
There are a few songs that remind me of past, sorrows, joys, travels and fiestas
"She" was sung by the
Monkees
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvGZ_3JCX94
how much fun would it be for us to get drunk together???![]()
I figure that getting drunk together is just another way to experience you.Hey Hey we're the Monkees! and people say we monkey around
Monkey Business was one of Marilyn's minor movies (say that 5 times fast!) about finding the fountain of youth
Is there a better way to feel young than to feel sexy and wanted?
I wanted a donut this morning but figured I better not--for my...
figure
OH!! So you want to get me drunk? You think you have to?
"When life give you lemons, make lemonade, right? Can I add a shot of Jack to mine?I figure that getting drunk together is just another way to experience you.
Drinking to me is NOT a prelude to sex, in fact, it usually is the opposite.
Sex is best enjoyed Clear headed with both parties able to enjoy every nuance,
thrust, twitch, bite, squeeze, nibble, kiss, withdrawal and orgasm.
"I Can See Clearly Now" by Johnny Nash is an upbeat positive song.
Too bad my old Nash Rambler car was a bit of a
Lemon.
feeling a bit "up"beat myself thinking about..........
There is nothing more valuable than your Reputation."When life give you lemons, make lemonade, right? Can I add a shot of Jack to mine?
Funny thing about Jack Daniels, you can't buy it where they make it
Charlie Daniels play's a red hot fiddle, had a song about the Devil going down to Georgia
Someone's being a bit of a devil today, but I suppose I can always blame it on you
Placing blame is something women are known for, could say it's part of our...
Reputation
Getting someone's attention isn't always easy (boys think girls have it easy but we don't)There is nothing more valuable than your Reputation.
When I was young and dinosaurs ruled the planet.
A bad reputation meant being economically and socially outcasted.
Not so much today.
The Daily Planet prints only negative stories and the recipients regale in the publicity.
Loved or laughingstock it doesn't matter as long as they receive their
Attention.
"......People who need people, Are the Luckiest people in the world."Getting someone's attention isn't always easy (boys think girls have it easy but we don't)
Easy girls do get attention but it isn't really the kind most of us want
Take it Easy is one of my favorite songs by the Eagles
I have lots of favorite things but very few favorite...
People
Expensive doesn't always mean valuable, lots of things that don't take much money are worth more than they seem to be"......People who need people, Are the Luckiest people in the world."
Sung by Ms. Streisand a singer and an accomplished actor
She was the star of a movie titled "Nuts"
She was a high dollar prostitute, or a woman of easy virtue as some may refer.
How would you define yourself?
Easy, Reasonable, or very
Expensive?
Woolworth's, Squirrels (one "l") and Hungry.Expensive doesn't always mean valuable, lots of things that don't take much money are worth more than they seem to be
Woolworth's was a store that most people went to before my day or at least before I remember
Squirrells store up stuff for the winter so that they won't go...
hungry
The Big Apple circus tours every yearWoolworth's, Squirrels (one "l") and Hungry.
That's a combination worth your woolen winter clothing,
The Woolworth building was once the tallest building in the world.
It's located in New York City, and is a fun place to visit.
Frank Sinatra sang New York, New York.
New York used to be referred to as "Fun City"
Before it was called the
Big Apple.
http://www.fordham.edu/halsall/medny/buttowski/
When I first went to Europe, a friend ask for a gift with "magic"The Big Apple circus tours every year
In Roman times the circus was just a big circle
Roman Holiday is a funny movie about a princess and a reporter
We all know about the princess and the frog
So, Do You Believe in...
Magic
Grizabella, one of the secret names of the cats--Elliot was a geniusWhen I first went to Europe, a friend ask for a gift with "magic"
I brought back a rock from the Roman Colosseum.
The Colosseum in the early 70's was home to a gazillion ferral cats.
"Cats" was a great play with lots of great music.
"Memory" a song made famous by the play was sung by
Grizabella
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-L6rEm0rnY
At any moment, there are 175630 synpases randomly firing in me.Grizabella, one of the secret names of the cats--Elliot was a genius
There are secrets that can be shared and secrets that must be kept
Sharing is one of the ways people make connections
Connections are very important to...
Me
Tom Hanks made a movie where he joined the Peace Corp, though not for very noble reasonsAt any moment, there are 175630 synpases randomly firing in me.
It took a month figuring out how to count them.
Jimi Hendrix, Bruce Springstein and Elmer Fudd sang a song called "Fire"
Firemen are either paid or volunteers.
When I was a younger man, I volunteered to be in the
Peace Corps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vT-VaMXsAw
A couple named Kelly were joined belly to belly,Tom Hanks made a movie where he joined the Peace Corp, though not for very noble reasons
Joining is a way of saying putting to pieces of wood together
Woods and Irons are golf clubs
Clubs. We're back to things you...
Join
Ripe, now there's a word that serves many purposesA couple named Kelly were joined belly to belly,
because in their haste they used library paste
instead of petroleum jelly.
I love the grape jelly that I make every fall when the grapes are
Ripe.
Jim Morrison sang:Ripe, now there's a word that serves many purposes
A gloriously red and juicy tomato straight from the vine is ripe
A person who isn't too bright is someone a con-man would see as ripe for the picking
Anything left so long that it begins to decay starts smelling ripe
A woman, round and curved in all the right places with an inviting manner can even be called ripe.
Still, just like any word, once you say it enough times it starts sounding kinda...
Strange
Lucy called Charlie Brown a block head even if he was doing his bestJim Morrison sang:
"When you're strange
Faces come out of the rain
When you're strange
No one remembers your name
When you're strange"
I think that people remember your name
When your strange.
How else can you list them as "ignore" or
"block"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRAr354usf8