Association Connection

[NotHisLady]

Robert Plant sang Sea of Love,
Led Zeppelin sang Sea of Joy
Aren't Zeppelins and Blimps, Cousins?
If a couple is married in Mississippi
and divorced in Arkansas,
Are they still COUSINS
In 1972 Neil Young sang a song about

Alabama

In 1974 Lynyrd Skynyrd sang their own song about Sweet Home Alabama
Being a southern band I guess they couldn't quite help taking a poke at Mr. Young's song

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around any how​

Lots of people have a mental picture of a southern man, woman too
Forming a mental picture, visualizing, is a good way to alleviate anxiety
These days with everyone so stressed anxiety attacks are getting more common
Common was once a way of describing a girl that was coarse or lacking grace
Coarse is also another word rough, like a man's unshaven cheek or...

Beard

 

[zTraveler]

In 1974 Lynyrd Skynyrd sang their own song about Sweet Home Alabama
Being a southern band I guess they couldn't quite help taking a poke at Mr. Young's song

Well I heard Mister Young sing about her
Well I heard ole Neil put her down
Well, I hope Neil Young will remember
A southern man don't need him around any how​

Lots of people have a mental picture of a southern man, woman too
Forming a mental picture, visualizing, is a good way to alleviate anxiety
These days with everyone so stressed anxiety attacks are getting more common
Common was once a way of describing a girl that was coarse or lacking grace
Coarse is also another word rough, like a man's unshaven cheek or...

Beard

Blue Beard was a pirate. I'm going to assume that he really didn't have a beard of blue.
Perhaps my fact checker might check into that on Wikipedia.
My beard used to be reddish, now it's gray, so when I want to look 10 yrs younger I shave.
The smooth feel of freshly shaved skin always turns me on.
Tune In Turn on and Drop Out was one of the Battle Cry of the 60s.

For a while I guess I did all three.

Now that I'm older, I'm free to be

ME

 

[NotHisLady]

Blue Beard was a pirate. I'm going to assume that he really didn't have a beard of blue.
Perhaps my fact checker might check into that on Wikipedia.
My beard used to be reddish, now it's gray, so when I want to look 10 yrs younger I shave.
The smooth feel of freshly shaved skin always turns me on.
Tune In Turn on and Drop Out was one of the Battle Cry of the 60s.

For a while I guess I did all three.

Now that I'm older, I'm free to be

ME

Me Me Me!
What else is anyone is interested in anymore?
What's the bottom line?
What's the deal?
What's in it for me?
Well I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
That is one of the rights guaranteed to me, regardless of my guilt or...

innocence

 

[walkawayrenee]

Me Me Me!
What else is anyone is interested in anymore?
What's the bottom line?
What's the deal?
What's in it for me?
Well I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may tend to incriminate me.
That is one of the rights guaranteed to me, regardless of my guilt or...

innocence

Ahhhh innocence. Pure, naive…..
Knowledge takes away naive .
Do we really want to know? Ignorance is bliss.
Are we happier being ignorant?
Naive is not stupid.
Sometimes it's pure…real...protected.

Protected​

 

[NotHisLady]

Ahhhh innocence. Pure, naive…..
Knowledge takes away naive .
Do we really want to know? Ignorance is bliss.
Are we happier being ignorant?
Naive is not stupid.
Sometimes it's pure…real...protected.

Protected​

If the endangered owl eats the protected squirrel, who's in trouble?
The Owl and the PussyCat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat
A pea coat in usually navy which makes sense because the Navy hands them out
In the Navy was a song by the Village People that the Navy didn't like very much (not sure why.)
We may have stopped using the word (since it really isn't very nice) but the truth is that every village needs an...

Idiot

 

[zTraveler]

If the endangered owl eats the protected squirrel, who's in trouble?
The Owl and the PussyCat went to sea in a beautiful pea green boat
A pea coat in usually navy which makes sense because the Navy hands them out
In the Navy was a song by the Village People that the Navy didn't like very much (not sure why.)
We may have stopped using the word (since it really isn't very nice) but the truth is that every village needs an...

Idiot

"The Idiot" was written by Dostoyevsky in the middle of the 18th century.
It centered on an individual who was known for his Naiveté (see above) and was not really an idiot.
Describing a Russian who once lived in Switzerland using a French word while writing this in English.
Now THAT'S a party.
I'm an independent, but tend to Align some of my politics with the Democratic Party.
I hit a pot Hole the other day and my front end needs Alignment.
It would have been nicer if my front end went into a Hole that was moist, hot
and had a vertical

Slit.

 

[NotHisLady]

"The Idiot" was written by Dostoyevsky in the middle of the 18th century.
It centered on an individual who was known for his Naiveté (see above) and was not really an idiot.
Describing a Russian who once lived in Switzerland using a French word while writing this in English.
Now THAT'S a party.
I'm an independent, but tend to Align some of my politics with the Democratic Party.
I hit a pot Hole the other day and my front end needs Alignment.
It would have been nicer if my front end went into a Hole that was moist, hot
and had a vertical

Slit.

If I'm honest about it, there are days my job is enough to make me want to slit my wrists!
Thinking about strong hands pinning my wrists above my head is enough to make me warm.
It's been more than warm here--summer in the South is long, hot and steamy

That's the beginning of a good description of a really good kiss--long and hot, moist and deep, sometimes hard and other times soft, but always wanting...

more

 

[zTraveler]

If I'm honest about it, there are days my job is enough to make me want to slit my wrists!
Thinking about strong hands pinning my wrists above my head is enough to make me warm.
It's been more than warm here--summer in the South is long, hot and steamy

That's the beginning of a good description of a really good kiss--long and hot, moist and deep, sometimes hard and other times soft, but always wanting...

more

"More" with an "A" in front is "amore"
You go from wanting seconds, thirds or forths
To "Love" in Italian.
I love the Italian language and native Italian speakers.
They are so expressive and animated when they get excited.
When I get excited, my cock expands and makes my pants too small.
I guess it's something that happens to most guys while women may leak and become damp.
Such is the curse of having a strong libido.

 

[NotHisLady]

"More" with an "A" in front is "amore"
You go from wanting seconds, thirds or forths
To "Love" in Italian.
I love the Italian language and native Italian speakers.
They are so expressive and animated when they get excited.
When I get excited, my cock expands and makes my pants too small.
I guess it's something that happens to most guys while women may leak and become damp.
Such is the curse of having a strong libido.

Libido
Sex drive--my kind of road trip
Taking the long way there
Finding new things to...

Explore

 

[zTraveler]

Libido
Sex drive--my kind of road trip
Taking the long way there
Finding new things to...

Explore

Explore, It's what zTraveler does
Exploring at both your front or back door
We're never finished, because we will always want more.
More with an "A" in front of it, is "Amore"
Oh right, already discussed amore,
Isn't it all about making love last
Forever

 

[NotHisLady]

Explore, It's what zTraveler does
Exploring at both your front or back door
We're never finished, because we will always want more.
More with an "A" in front of it, is "Amore"
Oh right, already discussed amore,
Isn't it all about making love last
Forever

Who wants to live forever?
Better to live for one night even if does leave you wanting more
Why does leaving you wanting more always include leaving before you can get it?
Once, in old Blues songs a Backdoor Man meant something different...
...well, someone different leaving quietly out the backdoor before 'her' man came home
Mostly because 'her' man left her wanting what she needed
You seem to need to put that A in front of More
The only way to do it is to steal the A from its place in front of...

Part

 

[zTraveler]

Who wants to live forever?
Better to live for one night even if does leave you wanting more
Why does leaving you wanting more always include leaving before you can get it?
Once, in old Blues songs a Backdoor Man meant something different...
...well, someone different leaving quietly out the backdoor before 'her' man came home
Mostly because 'her' man left her wanting what she needed
You seem to need to put that A in front of More
The only way to do it is to steal the A from its place in front of...

Part

You new in this here Part? The Local said to the newcomer.
Local Honey is supposed to be good for keeping your allergies at bay.
Honey is also a term of endearment to someone, because they be Sweet.
Sweet Iced Tea something that I never had until I traveled to the South.
Ice T was a Rapper, now he's an actor.
Mad Magazine used to sell portraits of Alfred E. Newman that were suitable for framing or wRapping fish.
(yeah it's a reach, but it's my mind that connects this shit.)
Alfred E. Newman's catch phrase was
"What Me Worry"

 

[NotHisLady]

You new in this here Part? The Local said to the newcomer.
Local Honey is supposed to be good for keeping your allergies at bay.
Honey is also a term of endearment to someone, because they be Sweet.
Sweet Iced Tea something that I never had until I traveled to the South.
Ice T was a Rapper, now he's an actor.
Mad Magazine used to sell portraits of Alfred E. Newman that were suitable for framing or wRapping fish.
(yeah it's a reach, but it's my mind that connects this shit.)
Alfred E. Newman's catch phrase was
"What Me Worry"

Don't Worry Be Happy (which I am NOT going to link) was a song that gets stuck in my head
The strangest things get stuck in my head
Mother used to say to be careful of strangers
Some strangers are stranger than others of course
And some strangers become very dear

Friends


of course there's no knowing where friends will end up is there?

 

[zTraveler]

Don't Worry Be Happy (which I am NOT going to link) was a song that gets stuck in my head
The strangest things get stuck in my head
Mother used to say to be careful of strangers
Some strangers are stranger than others of course
And some strangers become very dear

Friends


of course there's no knowing where friends will end up is there?

Friends,
A TV show that ran for a number of years
It ended with members coupling up,
finding new positions,
or seeking new adventures.
In my life, two of the above three isn't too bad.
Tomorrow, another journey for
zTraveler

 

[NotHisLady]

Friends,
A TV show that ran for a number of years
It ended with members coupling up,
finding new positions,
or seeking new adventures.
In my life, two of the above three isn't too bad.
Tomorrow, another journey for
zTraveler

zTraveler

Someone who is here and then gone again as brief as a kiss
Someone who can make a moment so brief feel like forever
Someone who can make me long for that kiss, not at all brief but lingering, soft, and deep
Someone whose kiss lingers on my lips, warm with

passion

 

[zTraveler]

zTraveler

Someone who is here and then gone again as brief as a kiss
Someone who can make a moment so brief feel like forever
Someone who can make me long for that kiss, not at all brief but lingering, soft, and deep
Someone whose kiss lingers on my lips, warm with

passion

"Passion" Since it's Lent, the "Passion of Christ" is one of the thoughts caused by the random firing of synapses.

People are motivated by their passions more than their logic.

In spite of being very logical, when it involves my obstacles, Passion wins.

Even when logic dictates that the passion is the wrong path.

The wrong path in the wilderness can be the last path taken.

Thank goodness Dorothy had the "Yellow Brick Road" to follow.

"Yellow Brick Road" a fine album by Elton John.

One of my favorite songs from it was

Harmony.

 

[NotHisLady]

"Passion" Since it's Lent, the "Passion of Christ" is one of the thoughts caused by the random firing of synapses.

People are motivated by their passions more than their logic.

In spite of being very logical, when it involves my obstacles, Passion wins.

Even when logic dictates that the passion is the wrong path.

The wrong path in the wilderness can be the last path taken.

Thank goodness Dorothy had the "Yellow Brick Road" to follow.

"Yellow Brick Road" a fine album by Elton John.

One of my favorite songs from it was

Harmony.

Harmony
Two voices joined to make something sweeter than either alone

Some people say my accent makes the way I speak sound sweet
Some people just say it makes me hard to understand (especially on the telephone)

Lifeline is one of my favorite songs, a guilty pleasure by 10CC about the telephone
Me and you, we're old enough to remember when every phone was connected by wires

Old--I still think it's more a way you feel than a number on your driver's license

James Bond had a license to kill, liked fancy martinis and always got the girl
With a combination like that and an unlimited expense account you gotta know he had some killer.....

sex

 

[zTraveler]

Harmony
Two voices joined to make something sweeter than either alone

Some people say my accent makes the way I speak sound sweet
Some people just say it makes me hard to understand (especially on the telephone)

Lifeline is one of my favorite songs, a guilty pleasure by 10CC about the telephone
Me and you, we're old enough to remember when every phone was connected by wires

Old--I still think it's more a way you feel than a number on your driver's license

James Bond had a license to kill, liked fancy martinis and always got the girl
With a combination like that and an unlimited expense account you gotta know he had some killer.....

sex

SEX, or Scientists Excluding Xylene was one of the first professional groups I joined due to the exponential growth of health problems stemming from the overuse of the Benzene ring containing seed stock.

A benzene ring is less preferable to a woman than a diamond ring, or a ring around the collar, or bathtub.

The bathtub is a great place to relax and if big enough play with you main squeeze.

If you squeeze it just right, and pump it a few times, I can hit the

Ceiling.

 

[NotHisLady]

SEX, or Scientists Excluding Xylene was one of the first professional groups I joined due to the exponential growth of health problems stemming from the overuse of the Benzene ring containing seed stock.

A benzene ring is less preferable to a woman than a diamond ring, or a ring around the collar, or bathtub.

The bathtub is a great place to relax and if big enough play with you main squeeze.

If you squeeze it just right, and pump it a few times, I can hit the

Ceiling.

Ceiling--the highest point that can be reached
women are said to have a 'glass ceiling' in some careers
A woman with a career is a professional which is not the same thing as calling her a pro
When college athletes 'go pro' it means they've made the big time
Big Time was a song by Peter Gabriel who also sang one of my favorite songs
Shock the

Monkey

wouldn't that depend on the height of the ceiling??

 

[zTraveler]

Ceiling--the highest point that can be reached
women are said to have a 'glass ceiling' in some careers
A woman with a career is a professional which is not the same thing as calling her a pro
When college athletes 'go pro' it means they've made the big time
Big Time was a song by Peter Gabriel who also sang one of my favorite songs
Shock the

Monkey

wouldn't that depend on the height of the ceiling??

Barrel of Monkeys is a children's game, I'm surprised that it's still around.

Children should be seen and not heard.

I've seen some things in my life and heard others that I would rather not remember.

but I'll always remember the day that angel saved my

Life





http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&ke...mes&hvadid=3482772692&ref=pd_sl_425fqh71nz_ee

 

[NotHisLady]

Barrel of Monkeys is a children's game, I'm surprised that it's still around.

Children should be seen and not heard.

I've seen some things in my life and heard others that I would rather not remember.

but I'll always remember the day that angel saved my

Life





http://www.amazon.com/s/?ie=UTF8&ke...mes&hvadid=3482772692&ref=pd_sl_425fqh71nz_ee

Life is a rather boring board game
Some people thought school was rather boring
School is where we learned the basics from a to z(T)
It's said that a wise person never stops learning
Frank Zappa said this:

Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE....​

BEST

 

[zTraveler]

Life is a rather boring board game
Some people thought school was rather boring
School is where we learned the basics from a to z(T)
It's said that a wise person never stops learning
Frank Zappa said this:

Information is not knowledge.
Knowledge is not wisdom.
Wisdom is not truth.
Truth is not beauty.
Beauty is not love.
Love is not music.
Music is THE....​

BEST

There is only one BEST, the superlative form of good.

Good enough for Government Work, is really a misnomer.

Working for the government can stifle creativity.

It's often harder to adjust policy than to simply follow it.

Even if the rules or the law behind the policy allows flexibility.

Additional flexibility is one of the benefits of

YOGA.

 

[NotHisLady]

There is only one BEST, the superlative form of good.

Good enough for Government Work, is really a misnomer.

Working for the government can stifle creativity.

It's often harder to adjust policy than to simply follow it.

Even if the rules or the law behind the policy allows flexibility.

Additional flexibility is one of the benefits of

YOGA.

Yoga is an interesting endeavor but one I've never tried, mostly because I think the clothes would make me look fat(ter)

Women who ask questions like "Do these jeans make me look fat?" don't generally want the unvarnished truth.

Men generally consider questions like that to be landmines and do their best to avoid them.

The way it works out, they are each helping the other avoid the truth which is more the definition of marriage than of a relationship.

"Love and Marriage" is a very old song and a not so old TV show with pretty opposite views on the same topic

In the TV show Ed's dearest wish was that his wife would just be quiet and bring him a.....


BEER