Ass Fucking Question

[NoJo]

I've never ass fucked, or been ass fucked.

What sound is made when a flaccid penis is withdrawn from the anus?

It's for a story.

You can assume typical Lit. proportions:

Penis length (erect): 14"
" " (flaccid) 10"


Daimeter of Anus: 1mm.
Butt cheeks: Firm

 

[Pure]

Reminds me of the Ko-an:
What is the sound of one penis flaccsing?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

I've never ass fucked, or been ass fucked.

What sound is made when a flaccid penis is withdrawn from the anus?

It's for a story.

You can assume typical Lit. proportions:

Penis length (erect): 14"
" " (flaccid) 10"


Daimeter of Anus: 1mm.
Butt cheeks: Firm

With that thing going in, I'm thinking the recipient would be like "Ow!" Coming out, probably a muffled squishy kinda splat sound. I know that probably doesn't help. Is there a condom or no?

 

[English Lady]

I can't honestly say i remember hearing any kind of sound.

usually I'm well to blissed out by the time it's popping out to pay much attention to noises and such.

 

[rimmy]

What sound is made when a flaccid penis is withdrawn from the anus?

the same as one hand clapping

 

[cantdog]

Didn't work. Got any different bait?

 

[NoJo]

CD, this is for a story. I'm up to here:


“Oh, Bafu. I’m so glad to see you. Fuck me. Now. I want to feel your big hard, knobbly salami inside me.”

“Sure, but which do you want first?” He asked as he lifted her and looked around for the bed.

“Hey, where’s your bed?”

“Alas, my love, it’s been repossessed.”

“No matter. I will build you a new one. Fetch me an Ikea Catalogue and I will assemble it in under six months.”

“I cannot wait that long. Quick: Bend me out of the window and take me up the merdolare.”

 

[NoJo]

I can't honestly say i remember hearing any kind of sound.

usually I'm well to blissed out by the time it's popping out to pay much attention to noises and such.

Thank you, EL. But maybe a well placed microphone next time.... no, never mind.

 

[Celtic Princess]

After being fucked in the ass, especially by a penis that large, the anus is dialated, and no longer tightly closed. Therefore, when the penis is flaccid, or getting to that state, there is no sound when it withdrawls.


If you're looking to add one, a simple siquishy noise would suffice.

 

[gauchecritic]

Just don't mention blood, if you mention blood you must be doing it wrong and have to seek expert writing advice.

 

[cantdog]

Intense therapy and penance.

 

[cantdog]

The contact is noiseless, but the sensations are pretty noticeable for both parties. If you include the vocalizations it's seldom actually silent, I bet, despite the quietness of the event itself.

 

[shereads]

Reminds me of the Ko-an:
What is the sound of one penis flaccsing?

 

[Guest]

POP goes the penis.

(The same sound as is made when doing the "pop" by pulling your finger across the inside of your FACE cheek, and out of your mouth - as in half a pound of tuppenny rice).

 

[shereads]

Penis length (erect): 14"
" " (flaccid) 10"


Daimeter of Anus: 1mm.

I can't help but imagine the going-in sound as a high-pitched SCREECH sufficiently loud to make dogs howl in neighboring communities.

 

[Kassiana]

All around the cobbler's bench
the monkey chased the penis.
The monkey said 'twas all in fun,
POP goes the penis!

Durn you Tate and your corrupting influence!

 

[Guest]

All around the cobbler's bench
the monkey chased the penis.
The monkey said 'twas all in fun,
POP goes the penis!

Durn you Tate and your corrupting influence!

 

[eric shawn listo]

Obviously:

His wilting cock slipped from her abused anus as quietly as a mouse.

 

[NoJo]

Well, I blue penciled the coming out bit.

Story now reads:

-----------------------------------------------------------
“I cannot wait that long. Quick: Bend me out of the window and take me up the merdolare.”

He went immediately to work, which kind of pissed her off, because he worked all the way across town. But that didn’t stop her squealing and moaning while he pummelled away at her, his cheeks pumping rhythmically against her back, her lips to his ear, and his nose to her grindstone.

“Oh, my, GOD, Mamma Mia!” she shouted, as she saw her mother walking purposefully down the street below.

“That’s it baby, whatever gets you hot,” grunted Bafu, who was getting pretty tired by now. “That’s right, your mother’s fucking you up the ass the way you like it.”

She wriggled to get away from him, but he just took it as a sign of how much she was enjoying it.

In the end she had to flip him over her back, out of the window, but his dick was still stuck inside her. Mia heard the front door slam, and quickly stood with her back against the window, while Bafu dangled three feet below outside, his cock having stretched into a bungee rope.

A crowd formed below, jeering Bafu, whose life now literally depended on his dick, and its ability to remain hard enough not to slip out from Mia’s butt.

“Hey, Bafu!” Called an old man. “Done your tax returns yet? And how about those Dodgers?”

 

[Guest]

VERY funny stuff, Joe. What visuals that created in my mind.

 

[Halo_n_horns]

*sqeeshPOP*



This should be made into a multiple choice...

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ahhh, I see. Sub Joe is engaged in Zola-esque research of minute detail in order to preserve the intense realism of the primary text. It's all clear now.

Shanglan

 

[rimmy]

Obviously:

His wilting cock slipped from her abused anus as quietly as a mouse.

shouldn't that be as quietly as a titmouse

 

[sweetnpetite]

Obviously:

His wilting cock slipped from her abused anus as quietly as a mouse.

good line- but what the hell was a mouse doing up there?

 

[cantdog]

Gasping for air, I assume.