Ask The Beast...

[HeavyBalls]

Shameless, shameless bump...

I'm bored.

 

[BunnyBlue_]

Shameless, shameless bump...

I'm bored.

I haven’t read through all of the asked questions… but here goes:

Would you date a trans girl?

Do you consider yourself an “ass man” or “breast man”?

Is poutine really as good as they claim?

Coffee, tea, or neither?

 

[Sweet_Lara]

Hello Beast!

Snowblow or hand shovel?

Favorite hockey player of all time?

Storm chaser or head for cover?

Classic Lit or Modern Lit?

John Wayne or Crocodile Dundee?

June Cleaver or Florence Henderson?

Stevie Ray Vaughan or Eddie Van Halen

Orgasm during penetration or orgasm by BJ?

Keep warm!

 

[HeavyBalls]

I haven’t read through all of the asked questions… but here goes:

Would you date a trans girl?

Do you consider yourself an “ass man” or “breast man”?

Is poutine really as good as they claim?

Coffee, tea, or neither?

I don't see why not. Not something that's I've honestly every pondered over.

The correct answer as always is BOTH!

Yes, yes it is! When done right.

Tea.

Hello Beast!

Snowblow or hand shovel?

Favorite hockey player of all time?

Storm chaser or head for cover?

Classic Lit or Modern Lit?

John Wayne or Crocodile Dundee?

June Cleaver or Florence Henderson?

Stevie Ray Vaughan or Eddie Van Halen

Orgasm during penetration or orgasm by BJ?

Keep warm!

I can and have done both, professionally.

Tie Domi, he's a shit disturber and a local guy.

Watch from Cover.

Classic.

Florence.

Eddie Van Halen.

Both, on account that I am greedy... *insert Daffy Duck meme here

 

[HeavyBalls]

All quiet on the western front again...

 

[HeavyBalls]

Shameless, shameless bump.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What was a question that you had hoped would be asked, but hasn't been?

If you had to summarize your personal life philosophy by a short manta, what would it be?

There have been six Stooges, which are the true three and why?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What was a question that you had hoped would be asked, but hasn't been?

If you had to summarize your personal life philosophy by a short manta, what would it be?

There have been six Stooges, which are the true three and why?

What is an ideal lady to the Beast.

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
(Oft mis-attributed to Emperor Marcus Aurelius - But it works for me).

Moe, Larry, Curly. Moe and Larry as OG Stooges. Shemp was entertaining but I think the chemistry was better with Curly Vs Shemp (of course I'll still watch the Spemp episodes).

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

What is an ideal lady to the Beast.

Live a good life. If there are gods and they are just, then they will not care how devout you have been, but will welcome you based on the virtues you have lived by. If there are gods, but unjust, then you should not want to worship them. If there are no gods, then you will be gone, but will have lived a noble life that will live on in the memories of your loved ones.
(Oft mis-attributed to Emperor Marcus Aurelius - But it works for me).

Moe, Larry, Curly. Moe and Larry as OG Stooges. Shemp was entertaining but I think the chemistry was better with Curly Vs Shemp (of course I'll still watch the Spemp episodes).

Ok, What is an ideal lady to the Beast?

What one thing would be a deal breaker, even if she met the aforementioned ideal?

Solid Mantra. I would like to debate you on the Stooges, though, however it is your thread, so I shall resist.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ok, What is an ideal lady to the Beast?

What one thing would be a deal breaker, even if she met the aforementioned ideal?

Solid Mantra. I would like to debate you on the Stooges, though, however it is your thread, so I shall resist.

Sweet, kind, caring, sensitive, appropriately kinky, dark hair (can be dark blonde too - I have a preference for darker hair), curves, glasses are a plus, likes books, learning, snarky/sassy.

Intolerance, bigotry.

Now I have to dig out my Stooges DVDs....

 

[HeavyBalls]

Another, shameless, shameless (totally shameful) bump because I'm bored...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Ok,
Favorite day of the week and why?
Favorite holiday and why?
Least favorite food?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Ok,
Favorite day of the week and why?
Favorite holiday and why?
Least favorite food?

Friday. Longest time before more work!
Thanksgiving. Love me a turkey dinner.
Mushrooms, can't stand the texture.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Favorite Thanksgiving side?
Who is the one person who knows you best?
If your current self could send a message back in time to yourself of ten years ago, what would the message say?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Favorite Thanksgiving side?
Who is the one person who knows you best?
If your current self could send a message back in time to yourself of ten years ago, what would the message say?

Stuffing
That's a tough one. I'm not really sure I have a full and proper answer for it.
Invest in Apple and bitcoin.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Entirely shameless, shameless BUMP.

 

[HeavyBalls]

No one wants to Ask the Beast it seems...

 

[VoraciousValue]

Entirely shameless, shameless BUMP.

All of my bumps are shameless. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

 

[MedicalMuse]

No one wants to Ask the Beast it seems...

You’ve been so forthcoming, I don’t have questions. How are you today?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Tired.

Annoyed at the monkey wrench in my vacation planning...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Tired.

Annoyed at the monkey wrench in my vacation planning...

What happened?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What happened?

My in on getting a good price ran into a big roadblock as it were.

 

[MedicalMuse]

 

[HeavyBalls]

I'm not defeated, yet....

 

[Minxee]

What does the beast wear day to day while in his castle?