Ask The Beast...

[HeavyBalls]

Haven't had too many visitors to the Castle as of late...

So here's your chance to ask the Beast all those questions you've had...

Like:

How do I get rid of Gaston like types...?
Keeping your library clear...


If successful I'll keep it around if not, oh well .

 

[PleasedToRead]

How many books do you have in your library?

 

[HeavyBalls]

How many books do you have in your library?

Last catalogue audit left the count at 15000, a few are duplicates in multiple different languages.

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

What shampoo and conditioner do you use on your fur?

 

[HeavyBalls]

What shampoo and conditioner do you use on your fur?

Head & Shoulders body wash. It rinses away cleanly and easily.

 

[lanceGibs]

What shampoo and conditioner do you use on your fur?

Soap nuts

 

[PleasedToRead]

Last catalogue audit left the count at 15000, a few are duplicates in multiple different languages.

Do you actually speak/read those different languages?

 

[Apple_of_Eden]

Head & Shoulders body wash. It rinses away cleanly and easily.

I actually love the smell of Head & Shoulders...it brings back good memories.

How do you deal with tangles?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Do you actually speak/read those different languages?

Luckily I'm fluent in Google Translate

 

[HeavyBalls]

I actually love the smell of Head & Shoulders...it brings back good memories.

How do you deal with tangles?

Very carefully...
Otherwise the clippers come out and no one wants that.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Luckily I'm fluent in Google Translate

Guess it helps when you have the original

Do you keep your hair long or short?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Guess it helps when you have the original

Do you keep your hair long or short?

Short on my head, trimmed other places.

 

[lanceGibs]

Guess it helps when you have the original

Do you keep your hair long or short?

Short

You?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you like Milk Bone doggie biscuits? And more important... are you house trained?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Do you like Milk Bone doggie biscuits? And more important... are you house trained?

I prefer medium rare prime rib. Of course I'm house trained... I'm a Beast, not a pet.

 

[JerseyJade]

I prefer medium rare prime rib. Of course I'm house trained... I'm a Beast, not a pet.

Oh what was I thinking...

 

[PleasedToRead]

Do you have a favorite talking household object?

 

[JerseyJade]

Do you have a favorite talking household object?

I wonder if he drools?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Do you have a favorite talking household object?

My bar spouts off some great pearls of worldly wisdom.

 

[HeavyBalls]

I wonder if he drools?

Drool no. Growl on occasion.

 

[PleasedToRead]

Drool no. Growl on occasion.

Do you loose you temper easily? I'd like to be allowed in the west wing

 

[Anastasia1999]

Does the beast speak French?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Do you loose you temper easily? I'd like to be allowed in the west wing

Not often anymore.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Does the beast speak French?

A little bit, being Canadian. Albeit very, very poorly.

 

[PleasedToRead]

A little bit, being Canadian. Albeit very, very poorly.

Are there many castles in Canada?