Ask me anything

[mrsmiawallace]

We did our humanitarian deed for the year with our thread.

Oh yeah. Please continue.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Well, you can be clueless, that's true.

Yeah. I think you mean vacuous. I'm so glad you missed me.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Why do you think I'm working into your good graces? So that when the Revolution comes, I'll simply be conscripted into the Man-Harem, rather than executed outright.

I only plan to execute the stupid. You're safe.

 

[John Doe]

I wasn't referring to myself. Jerk

So? Just assume it applies to any newbie, except it doesn't make use of the word "one" which most people find pretentious...

Pus boyle.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Sorry that I'm a newbie, but do you mind if I say hello?

Hiya. Something more than hi helps a conversation.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

Yeah. I think you mean vacuous. I'm so glad you missed me.

Nah, just giving you a hard time.

 

[Guest]

I only plan to execute the stupid. You're safe.

Can I get into the man-harem anyway? I'm young, I'm fit, and I don't eat much. I also speak three languages and can quote the classics Good pedigree, I think.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

but if you won't address a newbie, then how can they make your acquaintance?

If they don't have the balls to talk to me then they aren't worth it.

 

[John Doe]

That's how many visits it takes.

Are you sure?

I was hoping it was a reference to Hitchhiker's Guide in which case I would've done this:

NERD CHICK!!!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d98/volcomchik2006/Gifs/omguhot.gif

 

[where]

So? Just assume it applies to any newbie, except it doesn't make use of the word "one" which most people find pretentious...

Pus boyle.

it's only pretentious if you use it when you actually mean 'I'.

What's a boyle?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Nah, just giving you a hard time.

I know you love me.

Good to see you.

 

[Guest]

Also, re: the newb thing. The proper thing to do is make yourself known and wait.

One does not approach the Mia. The Mia approaches you.

 

[esorm66]

Hiya. Something more than hi helps a conversation.

How are you doing this evening?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Can I get into the man-harem anyway? I'm young, I'm fit, and I don't eat much. I also speak three languages and can quote the classics Good pedigree, I think.

Which languages? It's crucial to the application process. Oh and I'll also need a major credit card and a picture of you in a chicken suit.

 

[where]

If they don't have the balls to talk to me then they aren't worth it.

thank you for answering the question

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I know you love me.

Good to see you.

Okay, let's not get carried away now

And good to see you, too.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Are you sure?

I was hoping it was a reference to Hitchhiker's Guide in which case I would've done this:

NERD CHICK!!!

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d98/volcomchik2006/Gifs/omguhot.gif

I'm more of a geek than a nerd. I teach computer for the love of god.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

How are you doing this evening?

I'm fantastic. I should be sleeping, but I can't seem to wind down tonight. It will kick my ass tomorrow. You?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

thank you for answering the question

Sure thing TRB. Anything else you want to know?

 

[Guest]

Which languages? It's crucial to the application process. Oh and I'll also need a major credit card and a picture of you in a chicken suit.

English, French, and schoolboy German. No credit cards, I weaned myself off of debt while downrange. Debit's what you'll have to accept. Also, the chicken suit may be a problem. Can't I just submit to a physical inspection in the nude?

 

[esorm66]

I'm fantastic. I should be sleeping, but I can't seem to wind down tonight. It will kick my ass tomorrow. You?

I'm in the same boat. I probably should have gone to bed a couple of hours ago, but I have too much energy right now. I hadn't been on here for awhile so I thought I would stop by to see what was going on.

 

[where]

Sure thing TRB. Anything else you want to know?

yeah... what happened to the Av which Tango loved so much. It was hot

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Okay, let's not get carried away now

And good to see you, too.

Whatever. I know you have been pining for me since I left.

So how the hell are you?

 

[fluffPE]

yeah... what happened to the Av which Tango loved so much. It was hot

I love her current av!

 

[John Doe]

it's only pretentious if you use it when you actually mean 'I'.

I agree, and I frequently use it in such a manner just to piss people off.

What's a boyle?

What...seriously?

Shit, did I spell something wrong again? *checks Merriam-Webster OnLine...*

GODDAMMNIT!