Ask me anything

[Dionysian Beast]

Whatever. I know you have been pining for me since I left.

So how the hell are you?

Pining for you? I'm not sure, I might have.

I'm quite alright. And how about yourself?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

English, French, and schoolboy German. No credit cards, I weaned myself off of debt while downrange. Debit's what you'll have to accept. Also, the chicken suit may be a problem. Can't I just submit to a physical inspection in the nude?

I will need to see your investment portfolio then and will need a cashier's check. If you can't do the chicken suit then you will have to fill out a 12 page application in triplicate. And um, yeah, the physical inspection is a must. There's also a physical skills test.

 

[where]

I agree, and I frequently use it in such a manner just to piss people off.



What...seriously?

Shit, did I spell something wrong again? *checks Merriam-Webster OnLine...*

GODDAMMNIT!

I thought it was some yank thing like how you call arses fannies and suspenders gaitors. You should have stuck with the Queen's english. less confusing

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm in the same boat. I probably should have gone to bed a couple of hours ago, but I have too much energy right now. I hadn't been on here for awhile so I thought I would stop by to see what was going on.

Yeah, I can't seem to get my brain to shut off.

 

[Guest]

I will need to see your investment portfolio then and will need a cashier's check. If you can't do the chicken suit then you will have to fill out a 12 page application in triplicate. And um, yeah, the physical inspection is a must. There's also a physical skills test.

Skills test, hm? I'll get my secretary started on the paperwork. (It's our cat.)

 

[mrsmiawallace]

yeah... what happened to the Av which Tango loved so much. It was hot

I'll probably change it back to that one before bed. I don't leave face AVs up long.

 

[John Doe]

I thought it was some yank thing like how you call arses fannies

What? No, only if we're 70 years old. Otherwise they are asses.

and suspenders gaitors. You should have stuck with the Queen's english. less confusing

What?! What the motherfuck is a gaitor?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Pining for you? I'm not sure, I might have.

I'm quite alright. And how about yourself?

I'm making it. I'm on vacation at the moment. I wish I were being productive rather than parking it on lit.

 

[esorm66]

Yeah, I can't seem to get my brain to shut off.

Well then this is fortuitous becuase otherwise I wouldn't have the chance to chat with the most stunning redhead I have ever seen.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Skills test, hm? I'll get my secretary started on the paperwork. (It's our cat.)

That may be the deal breaker. I'm not a cat person.

 

[Guest]

That may be the deal breaker. I'm not a cat person.

I wasn't BRINGING the cat.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

Well then this is fortuitous becuase otherwise I wouldn't have the chance to chat with the most stunning redhead I have ever seen.

Thank you. I'm getting the loveliest compliments this evening.

 

[Dionysian Beast]

I'm making it. I'm on vacation at the moment. I wish I were being productive rather than parking it on lit.

I'm glad I finally overcame that problem. Hell, even playing videogames is being more productive than posting away on lit.

 

[piove_essa]

I like this av as much as the others actually
just so you know.

and

i am personally intimidated about putting face av's up - do you care to give an argument for it?

 

[where]

What? No, only if we're 70 years old. Otherwise they are asses.



What?! What the motherfuck is a gaitor?

I thought fannies were asses in the us?

I've spelled gaitor wrong... the thing you hold stockings up with... we call em suspenders, but you hold your trousers up with those don't you?

I should go back to bed

 

[littleninja]

I'm making it. I'm on vacation at the moment. I wish I were being productive rather than parking it on lit.

I know the feeling. What would you be doing if you weren't parking it on lit? Productive wise?

 

[John Doe]

I like this av as much as the others actually
just so you know.

and

i am personally intimidated about putting face av's up

Why? Are you ugly?

 

[Guest]

I thought fannies were asses in the us?

I've spelled gaitor wrong... the thing you hold stockings up with... we call em suspenders, but you hold your trousers up with those don't you?

I should go back to bed

Asses and garters. Please. You honestly see ME using the word "fanny?" Booty is more common, and that's usually in a sexual context.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I wasn't BRINGING the cat.

Thank God, that would be a little creepy.

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I'm glad I finally overcame that problem. Hell, even playing videogames is being more productive than posting away on lit.

That's all I did all day was play Wii with the little man.

 

[John Doe]

I thought fannies were asses in the us?

Well, yes and no. Actually we have lots of words for the behindis.

I've spelled gaitor wrong... the thing you hold stockings up with... we call em suspenders, but you hold your trousers up with those don't you?

I should go back to bed

Yes, it's kind of like how what you call crisps we call chips and what you call chips we call a bunch of goddamn potato chunks.

Ohhh...you mean garters.

 

[where]

Asses and garters. Please. You honestly see ME using the word "fanny?" Booty is more common, and that's usually in a sexual context.

no. I always use the word cunt. I thought booty was arse as well?

 

[mrsmiawallace]

I like this av as much as the others actually
just so you know.

and

i am personally intimidated about putting face av's up - do you care to give an argument for it?

Thank you. It took me a couple of years before I decided I would put up a face AV. I don't keep them up long, but occasionally I use them. I would NEVER post a nude with my face on it though.

 

[esorm66]

That's all I did all day was play Wii with the little man.

Just out of curiosity, what is his favorite game? I have a six year old boy as well and I have been debating whether or not to get the Wii for him.

 

[John Doe]

That's all I did all day was play Wii with the little man.

This could be interpreted a number of ways...but I'm assuming you're talking about video games.