Ask Me a Question v. 4.28.16

[clark_kent]

lol.. he's kidding. I've met his bartender.

What should I make for dinner?

Roasted chicken, little potatoes, asparagus. I'll be over soon.

What's for dessert?

 

[ydahecnot]

I put on a black lace bra and thong and log onto the internet with a fake screen name.

Damn, I'm gonna ruin the keyboard spitting out all this coffee

 

[Paul_Chance]

Roasted chicken, little potatoes, asparagus. I'll be over soon.

What's for dessert?

Tiny little cupcakes.

What's your favorite "go to" dessert?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Tiny little cupcakes.

What's your favorite "go to" dessert?

Single malt scotch on a ball of ice.

What's your favorite style of lingerie to wear or to see someone wear?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Single malt scotch on a ball of ice.

What's your favorite style of lingerie to wear or to see someone wear?

something unexpected that doesn't give it all away at once.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you trust the stranger you passed on the street today?

 

[clark_kent]

something unexpected that doesn't give it all away at once.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you trust the stranger you passed on the street today?

A woman walked into my building. I'd give her an 8 because these days you have to be on your toes in the workplace.

Do you assume that someone who smiles at you while walking down the street is definitely hitting on you?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A woman walked into my building. I'd give her an 8 because these days you have to be on your toes in the workplace.

Do you assume that someone who smiles at you while walking down the street is definitely hitting on you?

no. smiling on the street is pretty common around here. It's like Pleasantville.

What is the secret ingredient in your love cocktail?

 

[clark_kent]

no. smiling on the street is pretty common around here. It's like Pleasantville.

What is the secret ingredient in your love cocktail?

My sparkling personality of course.

How many cocktails does it take?

 

[Callmetim]

My sparkling personality of course.

How many cocktails does it take?

It would take what a cocktail would take if a cocktail could cocktail wood.

A woman walked into my building. I'd give her an 8 because these days you have to be on your toes in the workplace.

Do you assume that someone who smiles at you while walking down the street is definitely hitting on you?

No. I used to smile at others in our office building or elevator to be friendly. It was soon after I realized women were looking away from me, likely with purpose because they exchanged my sincerity and politeness for desire and interest. Now, if I see a woman walking towards me, I'm eyes straight ahead or looking at my watch as I approach.

When was your last workplace fire drill?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

No. I used to smile at others in our office building or elevator to be friendly. It was soon after I realized women were looking away from me, likely with purpose because they exchanged my sincerity and politeness for desire and interest. Now, if I see a woman walking towards me, I'm eyes straight ahead or looking at my watch as I approach.

When was your last workplace fire drill?

we don't have fire drills.. we have code reds. "fire drill" competency is reviewed annually and if you can't pass, you can't work.

What kind of a play would you write if you could?

 

[clark_kent]

we don't have fire drills.. we have code reds. "fire drill" competency is reviewed annually and if you can't pass, you can't work.

What kind of a play would you write if you could?

A musical comedy using the music of Bruce Springsteen.

How many cocktails does it take?

 

[tedsbeds]

we don't have fire drills.. we have code reds. "fire drill" competency is reviewed annually and if you can't pass, you can't work.

What kind of a play would you write if you could?

I can write and I think a one act Sex/comedy " The Art of Seduction" will be my first.
Will you act in my play?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A musical comedy using the music of Bruce Springsteen.

How many cocktails does it take?

I can write and I think a one act Sex/comedy " The Art of Seduction" will be my first.
Will you act in my play?

it would take 2 cocktails for me to act in the play.

how many loads of laundry would it take to empty your laundry basket?

 

[tedsbeds]

it would take 2 cocktails for me to act in the play.

how many loads of laundry would it take to empty your laundry basket?

Two Long Island Ice Teas are waiting. My laundry basket is empty.
Would you be my muse?

 

[yellow_rose71]

how many loads of laundry would it take to empty your laundry basket?

Sick cat in the house..... about three loads of sheets/towels left to go.


Do you have a full breakfast every morning?


Sorry Ted.... sorry buffering. Waving hello.

 

[tedsbeds]

Sick cat in the house..... about three loads of sheets/towels left to go.


Do you have a full breakfast every morning?

Now I do changed to 2nd shift and have the time.
Do you ever eat breakfast on the road?

Good evening Ms Rose.

 

[clark_kent]

Sick cat in the house..... about three loads of sheets/towels left to go.


Do you have a full breakfast every morning?


Sorry Ted.... sorry buffering. Waving hello.

I've been eating a bowl of cereal lately.

What do you usually have for lunch?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Now I do changed to 2nd shift and have the time.
Do you ever eat breakfast on the road?

Good evening Ms Rose.

No. I usually only have a mug of tea in the morning.



Now I'll say sorry Clark lunch is usually a brown bag lunch.

Waffles or pancakes?

 

[tedsbeds]

No. I usually only have a mug of tea in the morning.



Now I'll say sorry Clark lunch is usually a brown bag lunch.

Waffles or pancakes?

Good waffles if you can find them.
Butter or syrup?

 

[clark_kent]

No. I usually only have a mug of tea in the morning.



Now I'll say sorry Clark lunch is usually a brown bag lunch.

Waffles or pancakes?

Pancakes. Definitely pancakes.

Omelette or oatmeal?

 

[kingfupa]

No. I usually only have a mug of tea in the morning.


Waffles or pancakes?

Waffles...used to be P-Cakes until I went to Belgium, now I'm a waffle whore.

Beards or shaven?

 

[yellow_rose71]

Omelette or oatmeal?

Denver omelette and home fries


Beards........ and I'm giving up..... buffering is too slow.


Do you enjoy cooking?

 

[kingfupa]

Denver omelette and home fries


Beards........ and I'm giving up..... buffering is too slow.


Do you enjoy cooking?

I'm a chef, so...no. Lol

Beer or wine?

 

[yellow_rose71]

I'm a chef, so...no. Lol

Beer or wine?

I'm only going to answer if three or more minutes have passed


Neither. Long Island Iced Teas.


You must love cooking to a certain degree, right? Do you taste everything you make?

 

[kingfupa]

I'm only going to answer if three or more minutes have passed


Neither. Long Island Iced Teas.


You must love cooking to a certain degree, right? Do you taste everything you make?

Absolutely...a chef that doesn't taste is not a chef. And I do love cooking...just being a sarcastic dick.

Do you have any tattoos?