Ask Me a Question v. 4.28.16

[BongoGal]

What does a person need to do to get you to send flowers?

I don't know. That person would have to ask for flowers to be sent. I've never sent flowers to anyone.

What characteristic of a potential sex partner gets you sexually interested but seems to be something that most other people care very little about or at all?

 

[DarkSimian]

I was raised a nice catholic girl.. masturbation was a taboo

What does a person need to do to get you to send flowers?

subtly hint

What does a person have to do to get an address to send those flowers to?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

subtly hint

What does a person have to do to get an address to send those flowers to?

you know.. lunch.. dinner.. a show..

breakfast

What is your favorite fairy tale?

 

[DarkSimian]

you know.. lunch.. dinner.. a show..

breakfast

What is your favorite fairy tale?

Little Red Riding Hood....well, the dirty version

When was the last time you felt really scared?

 

[BongoGal]

When was the last time you felt really scared?

It was very short-lived, but a few months ago I was on an elevator which stopped and went completely dark for about ten seconds. There was a guy on there with whom I did not make eye contact when entering. There were a million thoughts racing through my head in those ten seconds, most of them close to panic. Then it lit up and it moved again.

What was the most recent sex act that you refused to engage in after it was suggested?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It was very short-lived, but a few months ago I was on an elevator which stopped and went completely dark for about ten seconds. There was a guy on there with whom I did not make eye contact when entering. There were a million thoughts racing through my head in those ten seconds, most of them close to panic. Then it lit up and it moved again.

What was the most recent sex act that you refused to engage in after it was suggested?

He suggested we wait..

What was the most recent sexual act that you would repeat?

 

[clark_kent]

He suggested we wait..

What was the most recent sexual act that you would repeat?

There was the one when she did that thing and then afterwards suggested we take turns.

How often do you masturbate?

 

[biseattlegirl]

There was the one when she did that thing and then afterwards suggested we take turns.

How often do you masturbate?

Usually it was about 5x per week...but nothing so far this year.

Do you use lube when you masturbate?

 

[BongoGal]

Do you use lube when you masturbate?

Well, if you must know, I make my own.

What is the most unlikely thing you've used as a sex toy?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Well, if you must know, I make my own.

What is the most unlikely thing you've used as a sex toy?

As an adolescent I cut a slit into a piece of soft foam rubber packing material attempting to make a pussy out of it. Knowing nothing about lube it was pretty uncomfortable and got no use after an initial penetration. I was pretty creative, I really should have a few patents by now


What are your top two favorite positions to masturbate in?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

As an adolescent I cut a slit into a piece of soft foam rubber packing material attempting to make a pussy out of it. Knowing nothing about lube it was pretty uncomfortable and got no use after an initial penetration. I was pretty creative, I really should have a few patents by now


What are your top two favorite positions to masturbate in?

Flat on my belly with my vibe nestled nicely or on my back, legs spread wide for ultimate play reachability (I made that word up).

Is it more common than not for men to use lube when masturbating?

 

[AbsintheFather]

Flat on my belly with my vibe nestled nicely or on my back, legs spread wide for ultimate play reachability (I made that word up).

Is it more common than not for men to use lube when masturbating?

Very good word

Much preferable, but not always convenient. I suppose it depends upon cleanup options - lube can get messy

Is masturbation just a means to an end, or an enjoyable pastime?

 

[JMoriarty]

Very good word

Much preferable, but not always convenient. I suppose it depends upon cleanup options - lube can get messy

Is masturbation just a means to an end, or an enjoyable pastime?

Enjoyable pastime definitely.

What's the weirdest place you've masturbated?

 

[roxywhiskey]

a hot smelly port-a-shitter while deployed during the day with heat of 130. Came out of there sweating so bad.

What gave you your best orgasm?

 

[WolfsButterfly]

a hot smelly port-a-shitter while deployed during the day with heat of 130. Came out of there sweating so bad.

What gave you your best orgasm?

I don't know if I have a "best" cus hell, any orgasm is great haha. I spose though one of the best was about 6 years ago when I still belonged to a misplaced Wolf. I made him a video of myself using a cuke to get off and I came so hard the damned thing broke in two!

What's an unusual object you've used for masturbation?

 

[Paul_Chance]

I don't know if I have a "best" cus hell, any orgasm is great haha. I spose though one of the best was about 6 years ago when I still belonged to a misplaced Wolf. I made him a video of myself using a cuke to get off and I came so hard the damned thing broke in two!

What's an unusual object you've used for masturbation?

My masturbation is generally object free (just the hands)

When you're with a lover how much to your consciously teach them how to give you pleasure?

 

[SCcouple1990]

My masturbation is generally object free (just the hands)

When you're with a lover how much to your consciously teach them how to give you pleasure?

If it is just a one night thing, not too much. In a long term relationship I think there is plenty of guidance.

When was the last time you had a one night stand.

 

[Cymru6969]

If it is just a one night thing, not too much. In a long term relationship I think there is plenty of guidance.

When was the last time you had a one night stand.

Probably over 20 years ago. Those were the days, my friend...

What was your worst subject in high school?

 

[NextDoorSecret]

Probably over 20 years ago. Those were the days, my friend...

What was your worst subject in high school?

History. I never understood why I needed to know all the dates. I remember my 11th grade teacher telling me "Because you aren't going to have the means to look things up in an instant if you need to know them later in life"
1. I have never looked up the date of a battle
2. I carry a smart phone. I can look up any damn thing I want.
3. I want to call Mr. Miller and tell him he was wrong.

Do you ever want to call someone from your past simply to prove a point?

 

[Cymru6969]

History. I never understood why I needed to know all the dates. I remember my 11th grade teacher telling me "Because you aren't going to have the means to look things up in an instant if you need to know them later in life"
1. I have never looked up the date of a battle
2. I carry a smart phone. I can look up any damn thing I want.
3. I want to call Mr. Miller and tell him he was wrong.

Do you ever want to call someone from your past simply to prove a point?

Yes! That girl in high school who would not let me inside her shirt. I'd like to tell her what a mistake she made.

I love history, btw. Mathematics was the bane of my existence.

Can you do 22 push-ups without stopping?

 

[NextDoorSecret]

Yes! That girl in high school who would not let me inside her shirt. I'd like to tell her what a mistake she made.

I love history, btw. Mathematics was the bane of my existence.

Can you do 22 push-ups without stopping?

Yes, but they're rather weak and girley push-ups, I just did a challenge involving that incidentally.

Are you familiar with that challenge?

 

[Cymru6969]

Yes, but they're rather weak and girley push-ups, I just did a challenge involving that incidentally.

Are you familiar with that challenge?

Yes, I see folks posting it on Facebook but I'm not doing it myself. My push-ups are already included in the burpies I do.

Do you recycle plastic bags?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Yes, I see folks posting it on Facebook but I'm not doing it myself. My push-ups are already included in the burpies I do.

Do you recycle plastic bags?

Sigh...yes....

Has anyone ever found a sex toy of yours?

 

[newbiebabe]

Sigh...yes....

Has anyone ever found a sex toy of yours?

well the guy that burgled my house did as they were all over the floor by the bed table when I got home. Does that count? :/

When you are faced with a tough decision do you do pros and cons to come to a conclusion?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

well the guy that burgled my house did as they were all over the floor by the bed table when I got home. Does that count? :/

When you are faced with a tough decision do you do pros and cons to come to a conclusion?

Well, technically yes, that counts, but it's no fun at all.

Yes, although I don't make lists. One thing I keep in mind with tough decisions: they are tough because the choice is not obvious. That means that no matter what you pick, you can't really make too big a mistake. We often agonize over these tough choices when in reality, most of the time, you probably can't really go wrong.

When you are faced with tough choices do you spend a lot of time collecting information?