Ask Me a Question v. 4.28.16

[AbsintheFather]

me and my soon-to-be-ex-wife at our engagement party....suppose I need to change that

If we were stranded on a deserted island, would we have separate huts, or would we be roomies?

. . . not roomies

Mine just goes to a black screen on the computer. On my tablet and smartphone it tends to be a beautiful picture. Right now it's Carice Van Houten on my tablet and an Enso on my phone.

What is the image on your desktop background?

My three kids on a ski vacation some years back - with Lake Tahoe behind them.


Do you tend to save photos of Ex's or delete them?

 

[pkinginva32]

. . . not roomies



My three kids on a ski vacation some years back - with Lake Tahoe behind them.


Do you tend to save photos of Ex's or delete them?

I tend to keep them but it's more because I just don't bother to delete them...

Do you plan or enjoy camping?

 

[NeonSubtlety]

I tend to keep them but it's more because I just don't bother to delete them...

Do you plan or enjoy camping?

I both plan and enjoy camping...it's one of those things that I feel robbed of if I don't get a chance to do it enough each year. Normally, that just means once or twice. But a couple years ago, I think I was able to convince various friends/acquaintances to go out 7 or 8 times. Considering that I really avoid camping until the nights are in the 50's, I feel like that was a lot.

Where's the most uncomfortable place you've attempted to have sex?

 

[numeniusa]

I both plan and enjoy camping...it's one of those things that I feel robbed of if I don't get a chance to do it enough each year. Normally, that just means once or twice. But a couple years ago, I think I was able to convince various friends/acquaintances to go out 7 or 8 times. Considering that I really avoid camping until the nights are in the 50's, I feel like that was a lot.

Where's the most uncomfortable place you've attempted to have sex?

On a balcony in Cyprus. Wow, it was hard, even on a blanket. And then we had to scuttle in rather quickly, when the people in the next room came out onto theirs and we realised it was rather more overlooked than first thought...

Where's the most secluded place you've had sex?

 

[Paul_Chance]

On a balcony in Cyprus. Wow, it was hard, even on a blanket. And then we had to scuttle in rather quickly, when the people in the next room came out onto theirs and we realised it was rather more overlooked than first thought...

Where's the most secluded place you've had sex?

Trinity Wilderness Area, California. It was a good week.

Is there a certain place for sex (outside the bedroom) that gets you going every time?

 

[Trekka]

Trinity Wilderness Area, California. It was a good week.

Is there a certain place for sex (outside the bedroom) that gets you going every time?

Anywhere outside. The woods. The beach. A wide-open field.

Do you think certain cars are sexy?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Anywhere outside. The woods. The beach. A wide-open field.

Do you think certain cars are sexy?

I do. I once said to a man, "that's the only car I'd have sex in..."
The next time I saw him, he was driving that car

Would you rather be filled with laughter or anticipation?

 

[walkingeagle]

I do. I once said to a man, "that's the only car I'd have sex in..."
The next time I saw him, he was driving that car

Would you rather be filled with laughter or anticipation?

laughter!--

Would you rather fish or swim?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

laughter!--

Would you rather fish or swim?

Swim. And then sailing.


As the summer begins, what do you look forward to the most?

 

[newbiebabe]

Swim. And then sailing.


As the summer begins, what do you look forward to the most?

air conditioning! Hey, I live in Texas and it was 93 today!


Do you have your vacation planned yet?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Swim. And then sailing.


As the summer begins, what do you look forward to the most?

the sounds of nature waking me up in the morning and serenading me to sleep in the night

What is the most annoying part of going to the beach?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

the sounds of nature waking me up in the morning and serenading me to sleep in the night

What is the most annoying part of going to the beach?

Sand in my ass crack.

Actually, it's usually ass holes who do stupid things and ruin it for the rest of us.

air conditioning! Hey, I live in Texas and it was 93 today!


Do you have your vacation planned yet?

Ug. It's a mess. Long story. Sorta maybe???

How do thunderstorms make you feel?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Sand in my ass crack.

Actually, it's usually ass holes who do stupid things and ruin it for the rest of us.



Ug. It's a mess. Long story. Sorta maybe???

How do thunderstorms make you feel?

they intensify whatever mood I'm feeling. tonight, a storm would make me want to snuggle under a comforter and read a book

What is the worst cereal you've ever tried?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

they intensify whatever mood I'm feeling. tonight, a storm would make me want to snuggle under a comforter and read a book

What is the worst cereal you've ever tried?

As a kid, somehow, we got to be a "taste testing" household for some breakfast cereals. One was just awful. Think captain crunch, but not sweet. It was just awful.

What cereal is your secret indulgence.

 

[GiggLeGasm]

As a kid, somehow, we got to be a "taste testing" household for some breakfast cereals. One was just awful. Think captain crunch, but not sweet. It was just awful.

What cereal is your secret indulgence.

Total Raisin Bran
Lucky Charms
or a really decadent cinnamon oatmeal with chopped bananas and berries
(I'll deny the Lucky Charms in public though)

Is part of your diet "free?' gluten, dairy, wheat, etc

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Total Raisin Bran
Lucky Charms
or a really decadent cinnamon oatmeal with chopped bananas and berries
(I'll deny the Lucky Charms in public though)

Is part of your diet "free?' gluten, dairy, wheat, etc

Yes, I'm "health free" if it's healthy for me, forget it!

Actually, I have no diet issues in life yet. I do fine with most things. That's actually my biggest problem.
That and beer.
Oh, and scotch.

What meal reminds you most of your childhood?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Yes, I'm "health free" if it's healthy for me, forget it!

Actually, I have no diet issues in life yet. I do fine with most things. That's actually my biggest problem.
That and beer.
Oh, and scotch.

What meal reminds you most of your childhood?

It's not a particular meal so much as..
When I used to visit my grandma, she would make chicken soup with rice and, if I ate all of it, there would be a picture in the bowl of either a duck, a chicken, a bunny, or a bird. I always hoped for the bunny.. and she always acted surprised when that was what I found.
At my other grandma's house, she would always bake bread and so the thing I remember about eating with her is toast and tea while we played cards.

What flowers are on your table.. and if there aren't any, why not?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

It's not a particular meal so much as..
When I used to visit my grandma, she would make chicken soup with rice and, if I ate all of it, there would be a picture in the bowl of either a duck, a chicken, a bunny, or a bird. I always hoped for the bunny.. and she always acted surprised when that was what I found.
At my other grandma's house, she would always bake bread and so the thing I remember about eating with her is toast and tea while we played cards.

What flowers are on your table.. and if there aren't any, why not?

There are not any. Because I kill plants.

What is your least favorite flower (that typically one can get at a florist)?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

There are not any. Because I kill plants.

What is your least favorite flower (that typically one can get at a florist)?

goldenrod. I love to look - but they mess with my allergies.

what is the last thing that you found lying on the ground that you decided to keep?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

goldenrod. I love to look - but they mess with my allergies.

what is the last thing that you found lying on the ground that you decided to keep?

A penny.

(find a penny, pick it up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.)

What was the occasion when you first purchased a sex toy?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

A penny.

(find a penny, pick it up, and all the day, you'll have good luck.)

What was the occasion when you first purchased a sex toy?

I went to one of those home parties and ...

What was the most recent occasion when you purchased a sex toy?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I went to one of those home parties and ...

What was the most recent occasion when you purchased a sex toy?

It has been years, unfortunately. I think it was around 10 years ago? We bought it while on vacation.

What was the most disappointing sex toy you've ever purchased?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

It has been years, unfortunately. I think it was around 10 years ago? We bought it while on vacation.

What was the most disappointing sex toy you've ever purchased?

a beaded "for him" thing that broke much sooner than it should have

If you could design a sex toy, what would be the special features?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

a beaded "for him" thing that broke much sooner than it should have

If you could design a sex toy, what would be the special features?

Wow, that's tough. Remote control. Wearable under clothing. Bringing almost instant orgasm.


What new sex toy do you think the world needs?

 

[GiggLeGasm]

Wow, that's tough. Remote control. Wearable under clothing. Bringing almost instant orgasm.


What new sex toy do you think the world needs?

a small weighted blanket that could fit over your shoulders and whisper dirty secrets into your ear while you touch yourself.

(shrug.. I don't know)

What section of the adult toy store are you too nervous to shop?