Porkwarrior
Midlife Man Whore
- Joined
- Nov 12, 2012
- Posts
- 7,533
Where would you never fuck again?
A beach.
Ever thought it would never stop raining?
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Where would you never fuck again?
nopeA beach.
Ever thought it would never stop raining?
nope
Ever been asked to cover for a friend who was having an affair?
Of course, I'm in the army,
Have you ever been propositioned by a friends SO?
yes 3 of his brothersFirst time was in line at McDonalds...yeah she was a classy one.
Ever been propositioned by a SO's sibling?
yes 3 of his brothers
Ever caught your best mate giving a BJ?
No.
Ever found out your roommate had been banged ng strippers in your bed while you were at work?
normally always doYeah. I remember my first beer, too.
When was the last time you picked up the tab?
normally always do
What's your favourite season?
doggyFall.
What's your favorite sex position?
doggy
what's your favourite body part on your partner?
on my wife, legs.
on any woman in general, boobs!
What part of the day is your horniest?
I don't have a horniest time.. while I can see how people would choose a time of day, my time tends to be driven by the anticipation of being with someone
How do you manage time between your sexual encounters?
I usually plant a small tree and wait for it to become a giant oak.
How do you manage to resist me?
It's hard, johnnie.. so hard
What is the least sexy thing you wear on a regular basis?
Combat boots.
What scares you the most when it comes to sex?
falling in love.. they go hand in hand, you know
How would you let someone know that you wanted a second date?
I would say "I'd like to do this again".
What's the easiest way to bed you?
There is no easy way
How do you resist temptation?
Do you ever feel guilty?

noOnly when I eat the big piece of chicken or the last doughnut.
Ever climbed Mt. Everest?![]()
no
Ever been married?
Yes.
What would be easier to to give up for you..... watching movies or sports?
Which could you give up easier, comedy or drama?
Drama
Would you change your birthday (date) if you could? Why or why not?