base10
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Masturbation
Where did you last have an orgasm?
Sitting on my couch, jerking off
Where did you last have sex?
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Masturbation
Where did you last have an orgasm?
On my bed.Sitting on my couch, jerking off
Where did you last have sex?
Many, many times. (Sometimes correctly.)Texans can't drive in the rain.
Have you ever been stereo-typed?
Hairy buck toothed skinny redneck? NoBoss / Manager
Is there a stereotype that correctly applies to you?
Not enough! I don't stand a chance lol.Hairy buck toothed skinny redneck? No
What's in your bug out bag?
Oh…I am a planner! For vacations I do try to leave some space for spontaneity but that’s taken some work on my part to not plan it completely.Not enough! I don't stand a chance lol.
Do you prefer planning or spontaneity?
List person.Oh…I am a planner! For vacations I do try to leave some space for spontaneity but that’s taken some work on my part to not plan it completely.
Are you a “list person” or is seeing it laid out overwhelming?
I'll start with me...List person.
Who would you want on your survival team?

A ground anchorI'll start with me...
What was the last thing you purchased that you brought home and said, "Nope. I wasted my money on this hunk of junk?"
A ground anchor
What was the last sexual purchase you made?
I replaced a vibrator maybe five years ago.A massager.
What was your last toy purchase and what was it?
Spaghetti with chickenA few nurses I had while in the hospital recently....yummy...
What are you making for dinner tonight?
No. Afraid not. But that's okay, it all works out in the end.Spaghetti with chicken
Is there someone out there for everyone?
I do, then I look for something more because there's more than lust when you want a relationship.Probably a bit of both. Maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Yes, and I married herProbably a bit of both. Maybe that's just wishful thinking on my part.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Audio book or podcastI do, then I look for something more because there's more than lust when you want a relationship.
How do you fall asleep the night before your first day of work for the week?
About the same as any other night. Lay down, read, fall asleep.I do, then I look for something more because there's more than lust when you want a relationship.
How do you fall asleep the night before your first day of work for the week?
Varies. Usually. Shower, sex and sleep or shower movie and sleep.I do, then I look for something more because there's more than lust when you want a relationship.
How do you fall asleep the night before your first day of work for the week?
I usually turn on soft music, close my eyes and try again.About the same as any other night. Lay down, read, fall asleep.
What do you do when you can't sleep?
I try to just allow myself to relax as much as possible. The work will be there when I get there. Just don't want to stress myself out before it starts.Varies. Usually. Shower, sex and sleep or shower movie and sleep.
Do you do prepare in any other ways, for the week ahead?