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It had been said that Lorena Bobbitt's sister was caught trying to perform the same act on her own abusive husband. Unfortunately her knife cut his leg instead of his penis.

manassas police charged her with a miss-da-wiener.

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Azuldrgon said:
It had been said that Lorena Bobbitt's sister was caught trying to perform the same act on her own abusive husband. Unfortunately her knife cut his leg instead of his penis.

manassas police charged her with a miss-da-wiener.

<rimshot>
LMAO

Nice one. :D
 
charmed1 said:
LMAO

Nice one. :D
Lorena's Ginsu skills got me in well with my drill sergeants during basic, especially when they figured out I lived 20 minutes away from where it happened.
 
Azuldrgon said:
Lorena's Ginsu skills got me in well with my drill sergeants during basic, especially when they figured out I lived 20 minutes away from where it happened.

I'm sure. *nods* :cool:
 
Azuldrgon said:
I miss Charmed. I wonder what her favorite guilty pleasure is.
My favorite guilty pleasure is Cadbury's Caramel with Milk Chocolate. It's yummy but goes straight to my hips.
 
charmed1 said:
Is who safe?

A person close to Lit.........tis probably not a good question to ask...............but just the asking has made me feel better, so I thank you Charmed for considering me :kiss:
 
Morrigu said:
A person close to Lit.........tis probably not a good question to ask...............but just the asking has made me feel better, so I thank you Charmed for considering me :kiss:
Anytime :kiss: :rose:
 
charmed1 said:
Yeah...maybe so lol
It'd keep the girls busy don't you think?? We could take pics of you in various places and then let them guess where you were ;)
 
Golden_Silence said:
It'd keep the girls busy don't you think?? We could take pics of you in various places and then let them guess where you were ;)

lol...yeah.
 
Charmed 1....why does the angle of a slope have to be equal if the bottom is equal distance for same elevation?....and is air necessary to play basketball?...

....and who are you wanting as your man right now?

... :rolleyes: :rose: :rolleyes: ...
 
sirgary said:
Charmed 1....why does the angle of a slope have to be equal if the bottom is equal distance for same elevation?....and is air necessary to play basketball?...

....and who are you wanting as your man right now?

... :rolleyes: :rose: :rolleyes: ...
Ummm... to prevent a landslide? :confused:

And yes, the more air pressure a basketball has inside it, the less its surface will bend or deform during a bounce, and the more its original energy will be stored in the compressed air inside which makes for a better bounce and also we need air to breathe whilst playing ball. :p

And right now and for always, I want Golden_Silence as my man, lover, spider-killer, crying shoulder, garbage taker-outer, life mate, pony provider, snuggle pal, tea companion, joke teller, checkbook balancer, slow dancing partner, cards opponent, photographer, hand holder, alarm clock and most importantly...best friend. :rose:
 
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